Crystal_Clear

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  1. Posted

    i might be coming down with 24 hour flu

     

    CC Vitals signs look stable, Afebrile, heart rate upper 80s, lungs clear, Pressures look normal ,one time ex crossed mind , BP one time high, systolic 150/ dystolic 102, Nafidben given, look stable , continue f/u,

  2. Posted

    I think am stressed, I have muscle pains, i wake up really early,i sleep less, i dont eat well , and i became less social,,am scared! is something wrong with me.

  3. Posted

    In an office:

    WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY

    PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

     

    Outside a farm:

    HORSE MANURE

    50p PER PRE-PACKED BAG

    20p DO-IT-YOURSELF

     

    In an office:

    AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT

    AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

     

    Outside a secondhand shop:

    WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES ETC.

    WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

     

    Sign outside a new town hall which was to be opened by the Prince of Wales:

    THE TOWN HALL IS CLOSED UNTIL OPENING.

    IT WILL REMAIN CLOSED AFTER BEING OPENED...

    OPEN TOMORROW.

     

    Outside a photographer's studio:

    OUT TO LUNCH:

    IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO

     

    Sign warning of quicksand:

    QUICKSAND.

    ANY PERSON PASSING THIS POINT WILL BE DROWNED.

    BY ORDER OF THE DISTRICT COUNCIL.....

     

    Notice in a dry cleaner's window:

    ANYONE LEAVING THEIR GARMENTS HERE FOR

    MORE THAN 30 DAYS WILL BE DISPOSED OF..

     

    Sign on motorway garage:

    PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS...

    YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS

     

    Notice in health food shop window:

    CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

     

    Spotted in a safari park:

    ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

     

    Seen during a conference:

    FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT,

    THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR

     

    Notice in a field:

    THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES

     

    Message on a leaflet:

    IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

     

    Sign on a repair shop door:

    WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.

    (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

     

    Sign at Norfolk farm gate:

    BEWARE! I SHOOT EVERY TENTH TRESPASSER AND THE NINTH ONE HAS JUST LEFT

  12. Posted

    WHO SAID

    1."maando" cayaanka ika daaf! arab waa nagee"!

    2.AFRIKOOOY hurdoy!

    3. "nin soo jog laka waye soo jeef laga heela"

    4."Its wasn't me"

    5. DRIVERS WANTED

     

     

    Answers

     

    1.sayiidka

    2.Some guy

    3. my mother

    4.shaggy

    5.Volkswagen

  14. Posted

    BLAH BLAH!, we complain, we talk about how somali are bad and that,and fat, the cat in the hat, but in REALITY! you are the messed up one.If you really want to make a change! start with YOU! (dont give me that look) Yes you,

     

    Everybody grab a "shumac"

    promise to love my people( no qabil and shid)

    i promise to be proud somali

    i promise to learn about my culture and act on it

    i promise to become a better muslim

    i promise to be a better,daughter,son sister,brother,mother,father, wife,kasband,friend,neighbor,, inshallah

     

    you do that! and you will make a difference!

  15. Posted

    excuse moi!, who cares about quebec,,iyo franciska cusureenta...aduunk waxee muslim kaa nacebyahin majirto,,there is whole story to it,,sit back and relax i'll tell you all about it

     

    back in the 16oo a French man named ,Parle sir kalay Eewaso,,,,,

     

    read it all about next weeke..i'll tell you the whole story

  18. Posted

    YOu dont mess with student loan iyo IRS

    wat IRS WELL DO is Take everything plus your underwear , you will be left w/ your own skin . so what many ppl do is claim SSI or like the rest of somalians move to anther country.

  20. Posted

    The divorce rate in our community is rapidly growing!

     

    yabka yabkiisa

     

    i have seen ayeeyo and awoowee getting divorced(and there youngest is 30 years old)

    i have seen a 15 year old Single mother( divorced)

    i have seen ppl married one weekend and the other weekend who got divorced(very common now)

    i have seen pregnant women getting married

    i have seen Pregnant women being divorced

    i have seen marriage and cheating become normal

  21. Posted

    SOL has been my lil seceret! my friends and family dont know that i am a memeber of this place, some times i wonder what if they knew? would i still be this goofy! would i still write wat ever that pops in my head!.I enjoy coming in here a freestyling "qaashin",,"sheego",,"dood"! iyo "i heard this and that".... markaa..somali wayney!

    dont tell anybody my lil secret!

    (am scratching my butt right now! ehehehe!)