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  1. Hey Paki!!!! listen up paki every one knows that wax was invented to help paki girls get over there fear of light cuz they didn't develop like other homosapiens....so don't suggest......but congratulate that U ain't flat chested and hairy as well............
  2. umh i have a secret, i see ..... qaxooti people everyday walking among normal ppl they acting as if they don't know they qaxooti or as if they turned normal ...
  3. bro Xassan Nasra Allah, Never judge a book from its look, sheytan is just a nickname don't worry am not satanic in any way above all this is the internet and sorry if my taste in nicknames is offensive to you but I rather keep it..
  4. LOOOL how many brothers do you have walaalo ? and damn i have to open the doors and wait for my girl to pass first so i could check her fine booty!!!just jokin babes but men need women thats why men have to treat women good!
  5. Hey guys is money really root to all evil ? is money really not everything in this life ?... well for me i rather die rich then live poor!!!
  6. This is very interesting topic, and although we all swear that we don't discriminate but if we in that position I might give it a though or twice .. And about the story behind the midgan I heard from some old men sitting in mikhaayid in Syria they said something like ” there were two brothers the so called midgan one and the other one that all other tribes descend from and they were lost in the desert with no food no water, while they were starving they came across a dead body of some cattle I don't really remember I think camel or something else and BOTH of them ate it, but after while when they came across other camp they found food so the non-midgan guy vomited all the food he ate; but the midgan one didn't!! They say he was too greedy and miser to spit back what he ate and that’s why it came the quote (you so greedy like you are midgan).” But in Islam are you allowed to eat non-halaal food if you life was depending on it? And if you were allowed would it matter to spit it back after you ate it??? I am not sure of the accuracy of this story but that’s what I heard ....
  7. Somali Chicks are the hottest in every "hood" they just not $lutty enough to dress half naked and walk around your "hood", big up to all ma somali mami's !!!!best somali male i see every morning when i wake up in ma bath room mirror!!!
  8. Marriage Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that. At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man." After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice," A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted." Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!" Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?" A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying," Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son. Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late." The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it. Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. You know the honeymoon is pretty much> over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nights, and so does she. Personally, I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and father, I can say anything I want to around the house. Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention. How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for free. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. Words to live by: Do not argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute. First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.
  9. Government Denies Troop Presence in Somalia UN Integrated Regional Information Networks Nairobi The Ethiopian government has denied accusations by the Transitional National Government (TNG) of Somalia that Ethiopian forces have invaded Somali territory. In a statement, the Ethiopian foreign ministry said "there is no Ethiopian soldier in Somalia" and described the accusation as "totally groundless and with no grain of truth". On Tuesday, Muhammad Abdi Yusuf, the deputy speaker of the Transitional National Assembly and acting leader of the TNG delegation to the peace talks underway n Kenya, told IRIN that Ethiopian troops had "occupied parts of Somalia over the past few days". He added that "so long as Ethiopia is part of the mediation group, the TNG will not participate". Ethiopia, along with Djibouti and the conference's host Kenya, is part of the regional Inter-Governmental Authority on Development (IGAD) technical committee which is steering the talks. The Ethiopian statement said the TNG was making the allegations because it was unhappy with the progress of the talks in Kenya and was therefore using Ethiopia as a scapegoat in an attempt to scuttle them. It went on to say that Ethiopia was only interested in peace and stability in the region, "as well as [along] its borders". It challenged the TNG to prove the allegations, and invited any interested party to "visit and verify the presence of Ethiopian troops across Ethiopia's border inside Somalia". However, TNG Prime Minister Hasan Abshir Farah told IRIN on Thursday that it had "become a habit for them [Ethiopians] to issue blanket denials". "After continuous denials, [Prime Minister] Meles admitted to having sent troops to Somalia," he said. In a recent interview with the BBC, Ethiopian Prime Minister Meles Zenawi admitted that his country had occasionally sent troops into Somalia to attack members of the Islamist Al-Ittihad al-Islami group. "We know they are there. They know they are there. Let them withdraw," Hasan told IRIN. ---------------------------------------- Source: www.allafrica.com
  10. Hey guys, first of all Mecca cola are trying to help Palestine by giving percent of their sales to the Mujahideen BUT coca cola have a big factory in Palestine so if coca cola’s sales drop in Palestine they won't need as much working force in coca cola’s factory as they need today which means less employment for Palestinian ppl , over all I don't think they should use Mecca or any other Muslim related name just for the sole use of profit making. Personally I won’t consider buying it!!!
  11. athena & barwaaqo, MUAH MUAH MUAH!!!!!!! just come closer girls ....
  12. If i was saddam i'd kill myself and hope god forgive me for all the muslims i killed, Americans do not want to attack iraQ for the sake of attacking iraq they wanna get rid of saddam and good for them!!!!!!
  13. My role model is Bart Simpsons !!!!
  14. Thanks for the input Jamal and yeah man i lost your number so PM's your number again this is Mohamed by the way and congratulations for your Sharci Miss Athena..
  15. heheheh BIG ICON you avatar is hilarious , and you got nice taste of sex positions ...
  16. To be honest I don't think any of them afro-Americans rappers or other know anything about Islam I am not generalizing but most of them just use Islam as if it’s a black thing or maybe a substitute to Black Panthers. i.e. Nation of Islam.
  17. To be honest I don't think any of them afro-Americans rappers or other know anything about Islam I am not generalizing but most of them just use Islam as if it’s a black thing or maybe a substitute to Black Panthers. i.e. Nation of Islam.
  18. To be honest I don't think any of them afro-Americans rappers or other know anything about Islam I am not generalizing but most of them just use Islam as if it’s a black thing or maybe a substitute to Black Panthers. i.e. Nation of Islam.
  19. To be honest I don't think any of them afro-Americans rappers or other know anything about Islam I am not generalizing but most of them just use Islam as if it’s a black thing or maybe a substitute to Black Panthers. i.e. Nation of Islam.
  20. Jawahir.. i wasn't speaking about welfare or anything like that i mean without a land, having money or skills or british/eu passport doesn't mean you not refugee , you are refugee!! second question .. yes i saw all the young nomads going to uni.'s and all but what the point when they take their degree or qualification they will stay and work in that country , what did they benfit their country with their knowledge .. my question how long will we stay refugee?!
  21. Koran to Be Translated Into Irish DUBLIN (Reuters) - Islam's holy book, the Koran, is to be translated into Irish in an ambitious project aimed at bringing Ireland's Gaelic-speaking and Muslim communities closer together, organizers said on Tuesday. Lesley Carter of the Dublin-based Islamic Cultural Center, which will oversee the project, said the translation would benefit Irish-speakers from both cultures. "There are a number of Muslims among the Irish-speaking community -- people who were born or reared here and learned Irish in school. And also for those (non-Muslims) who have an interest in Islam then the Koran will be available in the language they prefer," she said. The Islamic community is currently the fastest-growing religious minority in Ireland, with around 18,000 Muslims living in the country -- most of them in the capital Dublin. While the learning of Gaelic is compulsory in Irish schools, official figures estimate only around 70,000 people speak the language on a daily basis out of a population of nearly four million. Carter acknowledged the plan could be problematic. "It's an absolutely huge job. The difficult part will be getting translators, because we need people who have good Arabic and good Irish. We're doing it direct from Arabic to Irish -- rather than from English -- so we don't lose too much in translation," she said. "It could take a few years, but no matter how long it takes, we'll get it done." Mirza Sayeigh, chairman of the Dubai-based Al-Maktoum Foundation which set up the Islamic Cultural Center and a mosque in Dublin in 1996, would travel to Ireland to head a research committee on the project shortly, Carter added.
  22. Brother Shuju .. Naz is the only Mc shows respect to islam .. again www.ohhla.com Artist: Nas Album: The Lost Tapes Song: Black Zombie Third Verse.. in the middle he goes like.. [ Dumb niggaz with long beards like they Arabs or Jews or from Israel, (?)bish'meal Allah, el-rachman, el-Rahim(?) Islam's a beautiful thing.. ] many other Mcs show respect to islam although i beleive they shouldn't even mention islam in their songs but atleast if they will they should praise it not disrespect it.. i.e. wu-tang have a nice day!!
  23. Brother Shuju .. Naz is the only Mc shows respect to islam .. again www.ohhla.com Artist: Nas Album: The Lost Tapes Song: Black Zombie Third Verse.. in the middle he goes like.. [ Dumb niggaz with long beards like they Arabs or Jews or from Israel, (?)bish'meal Allah, el-rachman, el-Rahim(?) Islam's a beautiful thing.. ] many other Mcs show respect to islam although i beleive they shouldn't even mention islam in their songs but atleast if they will they should praise it not disrespect it.. i.e. wu-tang have a nice day!!
  24. Brother Shuju .. Naz is the only Mc shows respect to islam .. again www.ohhla.com Artist: Nas Album: The Lost Tapes Song: Black Zombie Third Verse.. in the middle he goes like.. [ Dumb niggaz with long beards like they Arabs or Jews or from Israel, (?)bish'meal Allah, el-rachman, el-Rahim(?) Islam's a beautiful thing.. ] many other Mcs show respect to islam although i beleive they shouldn't even mention islam in their songs but atleast if they will they should praise it not disrespect it.. i.e. wu-tang have a nice day!!