Zafir
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^LOOL..Glad you could join us.
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^Mbona? Msabu.
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^taratibu basi, one step at a time waa ku sidee?
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^Mzee mambo.
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LoL@Cara and Naden.
Neph, Yaa kugu yiri iraac? Hihi.
Ps: Cara, I need a copy of that book pronto! I don't know what I am doing wrong.
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....nacasnimadaan maxay nooga hari la'dahay?Jimcaale ka wareyso!
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^Nahiii
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^ Anigu koleyba Libaax baan ahay. Laakin, Ngonge weeyaan reero cusbo indho kufirdhis.
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How could anyone underestimate Softies listening to Nahii badbadkahee, is the sixty nine dollar question?
Ps:Ng, that is one awesome movies.
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^Karibu sana Msabu.
PS: Waryaa Farax-Brawn, Kuja Haba wewe.
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Malika, do you see my improvements in the language? In just two weeks I have went from "Sawa" to "Sawa msabu". But, I am afraid I am running out, I am only left with words like "naku bedi pia, neku bedi pia, benzi weeh" from Michael Jackson's Liberian girl which I really don't want use. So help a brother out sometimes ok.
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^Sawa Msabu
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A WOMAN'S WEEK AT THE GYM
If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong
with you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a
regular workout routine.
Dear Diary,
For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear) purchased a week of
personal training at the local health club for me.
Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football
cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead
and give it a try.
I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer
named Belinda, who identified herself as a 26-year-old aerobics
instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear.
My daughter seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club
encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress.
MONDAY:
Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was
well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Belinda waiting
for me. She is something of a Greek goddess -- with blonde hair, dancing
eyes and a dazzling white smile. Woo Hoo!! Belinda gave me a tour and
showed me the machines. I enjoyed watching the skillful way in which she
conducted her aerobics class after my workout today. Very inspiring!
Belinda was encouraging as I did my sit-ups, although my gut was already
aching from holding it in the whole time she was around. This is going
to be a FANTASTIC week!
TUESDAY:
I drank a whole pot of coffee, but I finally made it out the door.
Belinda made me lie on my back and push a heavy iron bar into the air
then she put weights on it! My legs were a little wobbly on the
treadmill, but I made the full mile. Belinda's rewarding smile made it
all worthwhile. I feel GREAT! It's a whole new life for me.
WEDNESDAY:
The only way I can brush my teeth is by laying the toothbrush on the
counter and moving my mouth back and forth over it. I believe I have a
hernia in both pectorals. Driving was OK as long as I didn't try to
steer or stop. I parked on top of a GEO in the club parking lot.
Belinda was impatient with me, insisting that my screams bothered
other club members. Her voice is a little too perky for early in the
morning and when she scolds, she gets this nasally whine that is VERY
annoying. My chest hurt when I got on the treadmill, so Belinda put me
on the stair monster. Why the Hell would anyone invent a machine to
simulate an activity rendered obsolete by elevators? Belinda told me it
would help me get in shape and enjoy life. She said some other shit too.
THURSDAY:
Belinda was waiting for me with her vampire-like teeth exposed as her
thin, cruel lips were pulled back in a full snarl. I couldn't help being
a half an hour late, it took me that long to tie my shoes.
Belinda took me to work out with dumbbells. When she was not looking,
I ran and hid in the restroom. She sent another skinny b!tch to find me
Then, as punishment, she put me on the rowing machine -- which I sank.
FRIDAY:
I hate that b!tch Belinda more than any human being has ever hated any
other human being in the history of the world. ******, skinny, anemic,
anorexic little cheerleader. If there was a part of my body I could move
without unbearable pain, I would beat her with it.
Belinda wanted me to work on my triceps. I don't have any triceps! And
if you don't want dents in the floor, don't hand me the damned barbells
or anything that weighs more than a sandwich. The treadmill flung me off
and I landed on a health and nutrition teacher.
Why couldn't it have been someone softer, like the drama coach or the
choir director?
SATURDAY:
Belinda left a message on my answering machine in her grating, shrilly
voice wondering why I did not show up today. Just hearing her made me
want to smash the machine with my planner. However, I lacked the
strength to even use the TV remote and ended up catching eleven straight
hours of the Weather Channel.
SUNDAY:
I'm having the Church van pick me up for services today so I can go
and thank GOD that this week is over. I will also pray that next year my
daughter (the little shit) will choose a gift for me that is fun -- like
a root canal or a hysterectomy.
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No! You and I and Cara and Duke being related Che. What is the matter with you.
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LSK, LST which one is it?
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^That is a belligerent lie and you know it.
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LST, Mabruuk. Adiga iyo my sister/dumaashi. Nicma weeyaan.
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^If you have something to say to me, why don't don't you just come out and say it. :mad:
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^ @Gediid
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O'no you didn't. *Backs Off Slowly* Never ever will I fight a man without his glasses.
North, Out of curiosity, what movie would you rather see Shiixless in Toronto or Shaneeye in MN? LOL
Ps: Looks like alot of shit went down Yesterday.
[Edit]You don't have to answer that North.
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Yeah Cara, what do you mean? what is politics got tudu, got tudu with it, do tell.
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Dagaal.
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^You wanna take this outside.
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Neph, learn to live with it, the sooner the better.
W: eeaw! That is disgusting.
M: It was involuntary reaction.
W: Can’t you see we’re eating.
M: have a talk with the dust mites then.
It’s a Sinus/Sanboor (as Malika pointed out) problem and I also suffer from it Ladies and gentlemen. Lucky for me, mine is only born when I have a cold, living with me then really becomes hectic despite my good efforts. I sneeze about 10- 14 times in every two minutes, and then I start to bleed. Heck, I even wake up sneezing half of the night.