^^ Did you miss the 'I wont' part at the end there? Anyway, what's wrong with having that many kids? If you're lucky, one of them will turn out to be real good and, in time, you'll have a whole qabiil named after you.

^^ Get in touch with Norf. He can sort you out with cheap ones from souq naif. It's Liverpool by the way. pps Chuba, I was forced to get their gifts a week ago. CG, when you put it that way it really does not sound that bad at all. In 13 years I will still be young enough to have and bring up another three (god willing). I wont of course.

Too late for that Awlugeeye Today, I celebrate being a father for SEVEN years. Also today, my five year old girl starts full time school and my boy starts in reception. It's an auspicious day. I may go and buy myself something. ps Mchimba kisima hungia mwenyewe

Marc is misunderstood, people. Like Winston Churchill once said: he's ariddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma..

Heh. Silly girls. Ghanima is not worried about having to look after the baby; she's worried about her inheritance, people! Being a girl she now worries that the cherished family donkey is going to go to this newborn BOY.

^^ Stop moaning and spoil him rotten. Anyway, he's not around is he?

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^^ Doctor's orders. Less barees and meat, more exercise.

^^ Darcy thought she was beneath him (which she was). CL is crazy for wanting a proposal such that one! For no particular reason I got these lyrics come into my head! haduu caawa igu yidhi bada cagaha galiyoo timaha caarada u sooh soo xidho cunaabiga

Heh@Awlugeeye You of course realise that I don't speak the language. I'm just using my big methali source to pretend that I know what I am talking about. Ndege mwigo hana mazowea!

^^ And NOW, it's my turn to speak in tongues. Msitukane wakunga na uzazi ungalipo

What a nosey and invasive question!

Heh. Keegan is back at Newcastle. Heh. Heh. Heh.

^^ Amongst the kids, mali is short for Somali. Do you understand why I was wondering now, mon ami?

^^ Eat? Who said anything about eating?

Heh. You still have much to learn, Grasshopper

^^ Since we're all in a wondering mood, I wonder if he's real or just being hip and trendy when he uses the word 'Mali'?

^^ Of course they understood. ps Easy on the democracy drivel, saaxib. Though I get the point you're trying to make, you're risk looking like a simpleton in the way you made it. Besides, some of these people hail from areas which Somaliland considers part of its own territory. Is it democratic to protest against your 'own' country?

^^ He's right. Accounting hardly involves numbers these days (and whatever numbers there is they're usually dealt with by applications and programs). Once you get the hang of it you will not forget it in a hurry. ps It's not the most exciting thing in the world.

Originally posted by A.J.: quote:Originally posted by NGONGE: ^^ Yeah. Did you recognise the wife shagger though? (Don't mention any names; for legal reasons of course). Isnt every married man a wife shagger? Don't be so vulgar, son.

I always knew that Val was so dopey. Fancy taking a week off in January!

^^ Perfect weather girl

^^ I'll have to tell you when I get back.

Speaking of lunch. Today I am in the mood for shawerma and pickles. I think I'll go all the way and have me some Shiisha too. (ten minutes to go). ps London people, anyone been outside in the last couple of hours? How cold/windy is it?