^^ So ku man odhan badow bad tahay. Labadaa nin ana kaa aqaan. Xiin hadoo jawaabo, sheeko oday ween buu halkan ku so qoraya oo xikmad iyo hadaal fiican ka buuxan. Lakin runtoo sheegaya oo woxo odhan 'A&T bari ayuu yara waashay iminka se woo meer qaba, naga daaya hana ga waalina'. A&T will take offence to a single word in Xiin's three page essay and the argument will start from there. Hada wan kuu sheegay, labada nin way akhrin doonan, hadana hadi ay jawabaan sidaan sheegay oon bay sheekado ku dhaman doonta.

^^ you just can't help yourself.

^^ Badow is an Arabic word meaning 'Geel Jire'. It is also used to describe every xayraan who walks into a situation without understanding the history, undercurrents or meanings behind certain actions. We are all badows in one situation or another but you're the Sayid of badows (with Sayid also being an Arabic word meaning master).

^^ Can you not think of an animal with the letters 'gu' at the start of its name? Miyanaad aheen tii af somaliga ku faani jirtay? Bax. (on the ban thing, I was only following what Sayid said. I mean why talk about people being banned and stuff if he does not mean YOU?).

^^ Carabtu waxay ku maahmaahda "ida wojida al ma'a, batola al tayamom" (if the water is found there is no need to do taymom or use sand when making woduu). Marka adigu jooga ma wax kalaan badwnimada ku micneeyen kara? Badow wa ADIGA. Meeshan dagaal hoose ba ka socda. Xiin has brainwashed my good friend A&T and got him to grow a Sh. Sharif beard and join a phantom Caravan. But what Xiin did not know was that A&T saaxiib ma leh, he will sell you down the river at the first sign of a good story. Dee anigu raali kama ahi in ay labadaan nin heshiis noqdan. I believe A&T's last two posts will drive a wedge in their recent friendship and take us back to the old days of respect and suppressed aggression. Hada ma fahantay mise waraq ban kuu soo dira ya badow. P.S. I'm showing my cards early because I know that whatever reply Xiin or A&T makes will still muddy the water and cause a rift.

^^ Was Juxa banned? When? What did she do? P.S. What is a left handed person called in Somali? Is there a name of an animal that sounds the same? What sort of animal?

^^ The irony here is that Xiin thinks you two are the same person.

^^ So ku man odhan badow bad tahay. Wait and see.

^^ Waxba lama socotid badow yaho. The eating of the heart is going to be done by another Nomad. Originally posted by NGONGE: I miss A&T's stories too. Lakin ninka Xiin ba ka adkaaday baryahan oo car wax qor ba lago yedhi.

^^ Are you a Sh. Sharif groupie? Allah yarxam.

Originally posted by Jacaylbaro: quote: She is an open-goal type, the way I see by just looking at her Did you imagine the way he looked at her too? I've never seen goals randomly opening without the striker dropping a shoulder or looking up first.

Heh@Jb..dee wa sax. Horta aan aragno xasaan dahir yuu farta ku fiiqi doona? If he blames Al Shabab then that's bad news. If he blames the TFG then it's good news. So maha, Maaddeey? Caaqil bad tahay ninyaho. Bal A&T iyo Xiin caqli noocan maxa o diiday? Car ha yidhaahdan aan sugno. They'll blame it on Al Shabab straight away.

Al Shabab ma amir cusub oo Sh. Hassan la yidhadho bay doorteen? Mise Maaddeey changed sides?

Maaddeey, is this good news or bad news?

^^ Why did you tell your wife though? Nin waalan bad tahay.

Originally posted by Jacaylbaro: so u think soccer players and change Somalia ?? ,,,, Mad fahmin. Waa Alshabab cusub oo kobbad ciyaara. Young people can't do anything for Somalia. They are not equipped with the right information and skill to wade through the mud that is Somali politics. Go buy yourself a Ronaldo top, adeer.

^^ Many would read the above and wonder.

^^ Two xaasids with a capital X. I miss A&T's stories too. Lakin ninka Xiin ba ka adkaaday baryahan oo car wax qor ba lago yedhi. But here are some from his past: http://www.somaliaonline.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=search_tng;d=results;record=2455264-1209 08-W8G8;result_start=280 http://www.somaliaonline.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?/topic/6/10955 http://www.somaliaonline.com/ubb/ultimatebb.php?/topic/6/10972#000000 http://www.somaliaonline.com/ubb/ultimatebb.php?/topic/6/10595#000000

I feel sorry for the poor police officers that interviewed him. If there was one thing that would make the police temporarily forget about the murder case..... Officer: Why did you kill your wife sir? Man: We were having an argument. Officer: many couples have arguments; this does not mean they have to end it with one them losing their head. Man: We have not had sex for twenty years. Officer: What? Man: We have not had sex for twenty years. She was a virgin. Officer: You're a murderer and a liar, sir. Man: NO! Sacreblue! I am only a murderer.

Rudy has very bad memory. He already told us where he was born but, luckily for him, I have bad memory too.

^^ I was outside the hospital. In fact, I was across the road from the hosptial. War waa sheeko dheer. I am going to complain and if I lose I am going into politics. This is not the end. Originally posted by Malika: ^ ,I am talking to Ngonge he is romantizing smoking weed iyo wax kale.. As for live and let live, hmmm...I prefer being protective. With the emphasis on the 'wax kale' part. By the way, you should tell him off for corrupting me.

^^ And mother's day was only last week or something. Bloody women!

^^ The weed spoils it a little but the rest is sure heaven (in the right settings).

Grrrr!