^^ I was sitting with a group of people one night and kept looking up for long periods of time. They thought I was bored!

^^ She's a workaholic, Adam. No time for internet or interactions with normal people. FIRST IN AGAIN! Morning all.

Well done, monkey. How the years have flown!

I can't get over the fact that the sky looks too close (an optical illusion as a result of a lack of lots of big buildings, I'm sure) or the beautiful sight of lightening in the distance though it's clear and blue right above you.

They'll argue over the people taking place in the talks. They'll fall out over the venue for the talks. They'll fight over the agenda of the talks and they'll probably even argue over the seating arrangements. But when they finally do sit down (with the help of the international mediators), SL will demand independence and Somalia will insist upon unity. The mediators will attempt a compromise and use the 'right of self determination' as the eternal get out of jail card. A government of national unity will be suggested with a refurrendum for independence taking place in SL in the recent future (SL will argue that it already had one, Somalia will argue that it does not count). Finally, after all the buuq and baaq, SL will get its independence. Wax fahma.

Bluelicious;822870 wrote: Hey crazy caveman do you have some secret dying love for me or something. Stop trying to get my attention where ever I go by trying to offend me as a man it aint working. We have talked about this get lost and ugrade your shukaansi lines from the stone age akhas what a turn off. Every man in this place has a better game then you. You are actually complimenting me all the way act like a lady think like a man! Now spread the word ''Blue she is the man" I know i'm a phenomenal woman I didn't get it what are you talking about? This crazy caveman called NGONGE feels intimidated by me that's why he assumes I must be a man because in his twisted mind he can't believe that a woman can be confident and drama free. He feeds on drama and if there is no drama he creates one sad man. You see he is Jealous I asked abtigiis for help that's why he suddenly got upset. He only comes out of his cave when he sees me. Bravo! That was almost a girly rant. Those estrogen tablets didn't go to waste after all.

^^ He saw A&T's love of saucy topics and assumed that the man wuu imaan la'yahay and would chat up anything that moves, even men dressed as women.

Warya Blue, macawis sadix meel ka dhaluula waligee dirac ma noqon karo. Bax warya.

^^ I have no idea what you're talking about. But did you kow that this season pink is back?

^^ Showqi, War it's like going to the toilet, saaxib. When you do it, you don't think about it. But when the guy in the cubicle next to you starts farting, you cringe with disgust. Shukaansiga na waa sidaas uun. Ala maxaan rag mala yacni ku hadlayaa argnay? Lets expand the image of A&T with his girl under that tree and see how far we can go bal. They're sitting and laughing when they notice two tiny geckos walking on the tree. He says "waxaan nahay sida laba qorato geed saaran" She laughs and says "ma anigaad qorato igu sheegtay?"...he laughs and shows her how lovely the two geckos look together. She giggles and asks him which one is she. He points to the one in front and says that she's forver trying to run away from him. He points out how big the eyes of the second gecko are..etc..etc..etc.. Nin caashaq hayaa waxba laga ma qoro ya Showqi..siyaasad or qorato geed saaran, whatever gets the job done dee. :D

^^ :D

Can just picture A&T sitting with her under the shade of a romantic tree (there are such things you know) and softly spitting out passages from the the PL constitution at her as she titters and covers her face with her hair at every word.

Wonderful work, Juxa. Ya salaam!

^^ It is economically and politically disadvantageous for Somaliland to secede too, Che. This is not much of an argument when it comes to desires and ambitions of a people. Now, you may be right and the people of PL might not be seeking independence but I believe that convincing them to breakaway is not going to be hard. After all, it's not as if the Imam has not threatened to do so in the past (and there was not a single whistle to be heard from the patriotic Puntlanders). As for it being a logical conclusion, dee it is. PL's entire operation (from day one) has been one about spoiling SL's positions and forever trying to keep up with its progress. If SL gains its recognition and PL finds the going tough in Somalia, will you bet your house that the Imam (in his usual witty way) is not going to announce the breakaway of PL? What do you think is going to stop him, Somalnimo? The same way that made him threaten to break away when Sheikh Sharif was being elected as president or was it the same one that made him boycott the Farmajo admin? Talking of SL, you're by now surely aware that I just returned from that place. The country needs a LOT of work and there are thousands of areas that require urgent attention. Yet, it also has the feel, air and apperance of a functioning and independent state. PL didn't go wrong when it hitched a ride on its coat tails ban ku idhi (faan iyo is tus iga maaha na). I said it before and I say it again, PL's entire being was positioned so as to get the best of both worlds. Should Somalia get fixed, PL will be right in the centre of things and, should SL get its recognition PL will also be well prepared to follow suit and ask to be recognised too. Waa hadal cad, saaxib.

^^ Dee that's to be proven in the court case (hopefully). But from what I read, they don't really seem to have a strong case.

Sadly, the courts of law seem to be one of the weakest areas in SL and need urgent work. If the King is innocent, I truly hope justice prevails and he's let out.

^^ I make logical conclusions, saaxib. Wax fahan.

^^ Malaria, I think!

Carafaat, was this the thread that you wanted me to come from holiday back for? Dee wax cusub ma jiraan, saaxib? I have always been of the belief that PL was simply a counterweight to SL's ambtions and that was the ONLY reason that state was created in the first place. When SL gets its recogntion PL too will demand to be recognised. This has always been the case. Naga daaya dee..

Somalis are big children that never grow up. I love children.

Qaraami is bearable because of the beat and the controlled sound of the kaban but all other Somali music is just noise that takes away from the beauty of any words therein.

^^ Wa caleekom Asalaam wr wb..morning Malika. ** doffs his hat to Juxa **

^^ Sug..sug..masha allah aan idhaahday yaanaan ku cawrin! Talow saaka maxaad ku quraacatay, Juxay? You're unusually nice to me today! No caano geel, muqmad or digir; it's illegal to bring such stuff into the UK (the air hostess told us before we left).

^^ Glad that Chelsea have to worry about the CL final and therefore improve our chances of winning the FA one. p.s. Would Fernando scoring the winning goal in the final be worth 50 million?

^^ It is. It really really is. Females are softly spoken and help make the shock of finding that the number is not working a bit acceptable. The man's voice makes me feel like I did something. I think I actually said 'sorry' to him the first time. Heh.