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  1. gurmad? :confused: waad mahadsantahay for waanada iyo wacdigaas wacan wasalaamu calaykum
  2. Looooooooooooooooool... that was good! tanx for cheerin me up. even though i heard it b4, the last one was my favourite. i hope i'm not 'gate-crashing' ur txt.. i thought i'd add these.. CORPORATE LESSON #1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 just to drop that towel that you have on". After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. Bob has a close look at her for a few seconds, hands over $800 and quietly leaves. Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes upstairs. When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?" MORAL OF THE STORY: Share critical credit information with your stakeholders to prevent avoidable exposure! CORPORATE LESSON # 2 A young executive was leaving the office at 6 PM when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?" "Certainly, Sir" said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button. "Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine."I just need one copy." MORAL OF THE STORY: Never, never assume that your BOSS knows everything. CORPORATE LESSON # 3 There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appears. Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, he said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout What you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true." The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted WINE". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool. Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and immersed himself into a pool of vodka. The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so contented with his beer pool. The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, "SH** !!!!!!!........." MORAL OF THE STORY: Mind your language, you never Know what it will land you in.
  3. <-- colouring! i was always the worst at it in primary school, so nows my chance to improve! (1..2..15..18..25...62 --> man thats a long time to be practicing!!) ok...u dragged it out of me ---> biology :cool: wat about u mafia gurl? advocate --> niiiceee! (envious but happy for u )
  4. "i have a theory about religion but probably i aint allowed to post it." y not? is this not a place for debate? lol..or is sooo potent u dont want to tarnish ur squeeky clean name? --> dont worry u can polish it after u say what u gotta say
  5. religion without science is lame and science without religion is blind i think this is quoted from Einstien. religion [not just any religion... islam!!] is beyond science.. i believe that science illuminates what Allah has already fortold us,and we havent even scratched the surface yet!! mashallah what amazes me is the vastness of Allah's knowledge and how minute we are in all of it. a feeble comparison, something along the lines of - the universe verses an electron -> where the universe is Allah knowledge and the electron is the knowledge of all of Allah's khalq or creation including the Angles. ~ whatever i have said that is wrong is from me, and whatever is correct is from Allah ~ i hope i havent offended anyone sister classique.. the txt is really good.. i had a funny thought that u might say something like: 'when we fall asleep all our souls intermingle and go to social/private gatherings...so thats why we seem familiar with someone we have never met..' but Alxamdulilah u didnt say something that crazy..mind u..it is what i believe.. lol.. kidding
  6. -> wolf whistles! wow.. gabayaa khatar aa tahee! mashallah but really u shouldnt have gone into that much trouble... i know, i know, i feel the same way too.... waan kaftamayaa e dont worry bro
  7. .....loooooooooool... labadiinaba runti waxaa tihiin comedians! meeshaan dadkaaba beerka ka dilaysaan sida ay u jixjix leeyihiin loool (namely myself!..i admit i am an easy target and prone to collapse after a laughing-fit) yeah i'm interested in classkaas e sidee baan u sign up sameeyaa?
  8. Asalamu Aleykum Waraxmatullhi Wabarakatuh i read this somewhere quite a while ago, and because it was such a good joke i thought i should share it with my dearest ones A priest was delivering sunday mass when he heard snoring. each sunday someone falls asleep during his service, so he decided to teach the sleepers a lesson. isaga oo iska khudbeenayo ayuu suddenly ku qayliyay 'stand up those of u who want to go to hell' a man oo previously hurday shot to his feet...looked around and said to the priest 'i dont know what it is we are voting for but it seems that only u and i are up for it' lol...waalagu dhajiyay the priest! i hope u excuse my af-mixing, midkaana ma'aqaan kan kalena sifiican uma gaarin so waxaan haabanayaa somewhere in between
  9. aah jazakumullah for the warm welcome lol og i love the improvisation. oops its seems i forgot to mention that i am a sister, lol @ shabadayn... i dont mind
  10. Asalaamu Alaykum i've been accepted!! now u lot will have to put up with me so in good faith i post my first post, and with genuine warmth i extend the greetings of islam to all of u. till our next encounter... nabad gelyo