US Agricultural dept labels batter coated fries as 'fresh vegetables'.....LOL http://www.local6.com/health/3420861/detail.html

i got caught speeding just as i got off the M1, i was doing 39mph instead of 30, Thats harsh....just a lil over....Now its a time to demand to redeem yourselve...where is that offender school? if we had the same setup we could've followed Rudy advice and get it overturned... P.s next time ease off the Gas

You guyz have a driving school? like driving offenders school? - kool, when will that be introduced to the UK :cool: . Imagine getting caught on camera and pleading innocent...liking it , so how does it work?...

when does the transfer window open? my team is letting me down - how can I cheat Ngonge - give me the low down Kidding bro....

My total points are not worth mentioning...a bad start but yet hopeful. We are yet to see Holland play so hoping Davids will get me some deserved points!... Early days though...will not ditch a sinking ship just yet

I'm a little surprised that the worth of a woman is being questioned by Somalis. I didn't think that Somalis were that ignorant Perhaps, some folks are misusing the case to make some money... Or is this a case of prejudiced reporting? Nothing surprises me anymore; I take everything with a pinch of salt. There is nothing new here -greedy people always shout the loudest, or the seriousness of the situation was not fully understood by the family. It’s not a question of worth as Somalis in general hold the women in high esteem – I tend to turn a deaf ear to those who undermine the value of a women – I hear them not. Hungry, ignorant, selfish people will demand anything and everything to get something. However the story sounds suspect to me – A gunmen is sent to the hospital to threaten the doctor yet her husband told the doctor to do whatever that’s necessary to save her life - I wonder who this family they are referring to, surely I can’t see it being her parents – maybe distant relatives seeing this as an opportunity to make some money? Whatever the reason, there is only one person sufferring here and I pray Allah makes her strong and increases her Imaan. Ameen.

,, Well Houllier does have a point, all them somali-ARSenal fans do seem newbies to football or/and ARSenal football club history. And whats the link with Somali and Arsenal Pure & simple...somalis love winners ...might be worth looking back on Liverpool and how every somali was a die hard supporter until they started loosing...only the faithful one's remained..the same will be for Arsenal....but arsenal are not planning on following the same path as that of liverpool ....Champions they are!

Cheers Ngonge Will need to listen to few of them to locate my songs - its a shame I left my headphones at home :mad: *** bored at workkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk*******

'israel wants Iraq to pay compensation'? what ? t******((()_**((((()))(*&^%%%%%_((***... Some things are better said with no comment, this is that time!..

Salaam Qaraami Club seeing as we all listing our pick of the bunch let me share mines. I loved many of Cumar Dhuule's songs Ilaahey ha u naxariistee.... mainly these two : Xarragada U dhalataay iyo Imika weey Gaabsato Its been some time since I heard the song 'Dhoof Caashaq – Magool iyo M Ahmed' but thats a classic. Another one to add to the list would be 'Onkod by Abdi Tahaliil' ..... you can't but love this song... OK... i'm done for the time being....*** few songs i can't pinpoint the title will have to remain floating around!

AL WinningTeam A Cole England Defender £5.0m Panucci Italy Defender £5.0m Carragher England Defender £4.0m Miguel Portugal Defender £3.0m Smicer Czech Republic Midfielder £3.0m Vieira France Midfielder £6.0m Wicky Switzerland Midfielder £3.0m Davids Holland Midfielder £5.5m Henry France Striker £8.5m Morientes Spain Striker £5.0m Ovchinnikov Russia Goalkeeper £2.0m No trick to my selection - included players that will get a game & get me a RESULT! , and offcourse couldn't resist putting Henry in that line up

no good men left, good men baabah,,,no good men left,,,good men baabah,,,no good men left....geeesi qabri hoostiis la geeyay,,,no good men left,,good men baabah looooool ....and there was me thinking they were few around...

Somalis everywhere, they now discovered television..scary.... What a pointless show....can't understand why anyone would subject themseleves to be under the watchful eye of big brother...every step recorded, no privacy...the lenght in which people will go to get a bit of cash under their belt is scary. OG Girl - couldn't agree more, we have no right to judge others - but when someone put themselves on display like this fella has, people are bound to critize & comment - after all this is what big brother is all about. They have set the scene, they have captured the audience (many sol members are part of the audience ) and now its left to Ahmed to keep his audience and he will keep them as long as people are talking about him.... So do what I do & don't watch it! thats unless yall hooked

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Ilahay ha u naxariisto! Ameen. The sad thing about the story of Mukhtar was how a little boy was involved in such an environment. We all tend to at times take the life we have for granted and not appreciate the little things we have at our disposal, such as food, clothes, etc. The mindset of the boys/men in that video seemed unsteady and the ease in which they threaten to kill left me thinking how worthless life seemed to them, they were professional bullies. You can’t help but wonder what their alternatives were……with no families, friends, and no handouts their options were limited. For Mukhtar he was living the only life he knew, certainly a harsh life. May Allah grant him peace Ameen.

Are you sure? I've heard there are more sheep in your former little city than the whole of the UK. …lol……Yunno what they say about hearsays! All false, if you weren’t there to see it for yourself no truth in it… All lies...lies...lies...lies I tell ya

Considering what I read so far, not a cheerful viewing at all... brace yourselves

<< had few reminders, hoping to See it tonight IA.

Farm girl? Did I hear u rite, after all the things I did for ya…yunno,,,,, this & dat & dat & this …c’mon girl this is the payback I get – I can see why you’ll label norf a farm boy after all we know where sheff is situated (sheff is Kountry ) but as for MOI always been city Gal…. :cool:

Laziness is the most efficient way to get things done ....with You on that one...need to practice a lil laziness Boredom is a lack of intelligence ...i'm never bored....

qasacad qasac digir ah... ' tin of beans' (my written Somali is a working progress so bear with the mistakes...) Word = Geesinimo

not a chance bro!, He is brilliant but not a 'miracle' worker... ....

...c'mon norf...you think you dealing with Amateurs huh lol.....i'll let that slideeeee.

your lucky i dont abuse girls when they are refering to footy, cos they dont know what they are talking about. ..thats the kinda lies you feed youselves...what you afraid off? tooooo tragic to think we might beat you at your own game

dats my gurl!.....