I demand one be done for Siilaanyo and the London seats

Heard of that Duca too, couldn't find it anywhere though.

let me search

^Feeling suicidal are you?

Yeah, while back - but only to get a better seats I only remember because of Siilaanyo's current predicament

I go away for few weeks and SOL comes to life - even Oodweyne lasoo lugooyay in Troll corner

Ng - where is that thread of yours about Faroole and Galmudug refusing to attend Turkey conference?

^^Maysku xaaraysaa?? bac bac ku laha! JB - was refused Somali citizenship on account of him looking like Kenyan - so he comes with this thread Warya JB - redraw your map man - Qardho ba ku sigataya

Sidii reer miyi laysugu cayaayey miya hadda new pastures iyo grazing laysla galay? Gabdhaha reer magal ah oo dhan: geel jire haydin wada qabsado oo qooraha haydin saarsaaro until you learn to leave our reer miyi girls alone. Jokes aside: like most men I also wanted to marry more than one woman - until I read the Qur'an - Allah swt says "Marry only one " because no can fulfil the imposed condition (though. Some can try) even our prophet (pbuh) couldn't fulfilled that condition for he loved his first wife more than any other (he didn't even marry any other woman whilst she was alive)

^^Ceeb!, lets just call him repatriation lawyer

^ :D

^^wait until it is all denied as pirates'propaganda And this news is reduced to online personalities.

^^Haa, halkaas ka wad - the final step is when you and mintid sit under three and sing kumbaya!

NGONGE;928950 wrote: ^^ Dee this new system is limiting the ability to accumalate hagbado. (waxan ku odhan laha hurry up and build that Qardho palace before the system comes in). Heh. How does it limit that? P.s. - Qardho palaces are not built with Hagbad systems - they are built with the C is E formula

^^Hagbad is not a saving! it is deduction (especially if you already took the money first) Alpha Blonde - sorry that was blond moment on my behalf - mead is drink brewed in Arabsiyo by ethiopian maids - I thought you would have known all about it

I will invoice them for the service provided and then they pay me via BACS transfer (or in rare cases - via cheque) - my invoice does not mention VAT (I didn't even know there was VAT on services) so how would they know without going into my account?

Alpha Blondy;928939 wrote: ^ are you still milking the british government with the 'ciyaalka xaafada' mashruuc. orod shaqo taag, inaar. Better than attempting to 'milk' the maid eh ina adeer?

^war who is going to do the 'logging' - me the self employed or the people who paid me for one off service that i might have provided that week or day?

First it was Boqor Buurmadow, now it is Boqor Raabi - which leads me to believe that this is a larger ploy against the kings We won't stand for this Ferenji inspired peasants revolt against our kings :cool:

NGONGE;928929 wrote: The Inland Revenue (IRS for our American readers) have also introduced RTI (Real Time Information) for all employers and the self employed. This is a system in which every employer will have to report the earnings of all their employees in real time. This will mean that the government will know exactly how much any person has earned in any given month and could therefore apply the correct tax codes and demand the correct amounts of tax to be paid. It also means that the crafty “ciyaalka xaafada” will struggle to be a secret tagsiile on the weekend whilst claiming benefits for the rest of the week without openly declaring it. It also means that any extra jobs you do from time to time will be logged and accounted for. There is much more to learn about this system and many problems it throws and will throw up but I think this should be enough to go on with for now. p.s. People will have to fill in their applications, manage their accounts and track their payments ALL on line . Which is why I truly fear for eedo Asli! War forget about eedo Asli (on account of this being my new earner) and tell me more about this RTI? And whilst you are at it - when are you going to stop working for the Arabs and come work for me and the 'ciyaalka xaafada' in doctoring accounts?

^Maxaad aragtay? Kolay wax sahlan ma'aha waxaa kaa keenay in aad qayil ka war doontit!

What is wrong with you two above repliers? Our need for governance and stability and the desire for governance and order should reflect this reality. In others words - in the "punditry and privilege of discussion that the diaspora holds" ask not 'yaa la magcaabay?' or 'yaa kismaayo leh' or "who attended which shir" - but - "how can I help with....", "which admins is deserving of my support because they built a water well".....etc etc...

^^ Alright i slowly walked into that one.

Juxa;928838 wrote: That is Guumeys, very ugly bird On the contrary dumaashi, that is beautiful bird and wisest of all the birds, it sees things in full circle. However, the name smacks of unflattering senility.

First in - for the first time (car igu qabso; ngonge) Haye maxaa la sheegay maanta?