Che one who sticks around long enough. Daily chicks and passing temps dont count as women- or having them. Come on, I dont need to explain this to grown people. :rolleyes:

Loool @ Che and Alpha. Neither has a women but such experts on women. Waar naga dhaaya waalida. Alpha, save your worry, I am doing fine. Just finished watching my first movie, a box of chocolates from the UK, chocolate chip biscuits also from the UK and milkshake. Yuuumy. Ngonge lol balaad muqumaad aha! hehe

Lol waali and a half. Howdy trolls. I'm snuggle with a film and junk food. Perfect evening. I give up working. Pheeeeeew

Lol, they are as good as any family- the SOLers I mean. The person moved from Hargeisa. Loool @ auntie in Gabiley- is she really the daughter of the real Timacade (everything in Gabiley is called Timacade, schools, the two public libraries, you name it- it is probably called Timocade!) Not on Eid but would love to have tea with her and hear it from the horses mouth as it were. There is a guy who runs a farm there for Diaspora people, gives you traditional sitting and lunch and fruits for a small price. Nice experience to escape the madness of HArgeisa once in a while.

Alpha, you are the one with 20 different cantrabaqash threads on SOL- at least I keep my trolling to the trolling pages. In any case, you ungrateful farah, I take my good advice back, while you keep crying over some qurbo joog chica who does not even remember your name. Juxa lol, dont give up hope, I am retiring inshallah in two years.

Juxa: You would think so, so mahan. Hadaan I work all hours iminkaba. It is crazy- now Im thinking of moving away from Somaliland so I can at least have the evenings and nights off :D Alpha. That is the problem; I can't fahan split personalities. dhan uun raac dee- Even in real life there must be some of alpha stored inside you waiting to burst out. lol Listen to my good free advice- it shall benefit you and help you for a long time to come Haatu

Abu, those things dont happen anymore and I family and friends and the white khamiis is why I am missing London. Halkaan I am still not sure- this is going to be my 4th Eid here. I can't figure it out for some reason. I just dont feel the happy vibes here on Eid. It is a day everything is more obvious, the poverty, the problems, the lack of space, the lack children areas and parks, out of capacity eat outs. it is just sad, seeing little kids all dressed up with no where to go and people lining to get into hotels like it the qaxoonti times.

Not you Alpha, adigu you can't troll= waad calcasha. so here is my two tips to make your life so much more better- 1) You are lucky, in a way that no one else is. Now, what are you going to do with your good fortune? 2) "Congratulations" Say this without jealously. Practice if you have to. Follow these two principles, and you shall always be happy. Having just seen your other thread, I add the following one: 3) The nervous energy spent pretending to be something you’re not is better spent on practically anything else.

I've heard so many stories about Lixle- if half of them are true, the guy is legend, something should be named after him- probably the gacan libax/ jarato area or something.

SalamAlikum. Eid, I wish to have Eid back home (the other home) Eid here is.... hmmmm on well we cant have everything we want, all the time. Who is here, I need to troll while I work this evening/night.

The pay does not match the personal worry, anxiety and uncertainty that goes with that area. I can't see myself passing half way up the puntiland controlled area in the next 5 years for any less than 300k per yrs. Seriously, I hope the locals can apply. They need a lucky break. Nin yaaban, oba and Haatu, they dont need anymore criminals, looters and selfish farah's- they are already out of capacity.

I know- but no one reads them- not sensational enough. I thought this was a well written fiction meets facts. Kind like the sun articles- just better written.

Juxa we miss you too!!! Ngonge that is a good idea. Wanna be my partner? JB lol Abu Salman. I think DJ is too hot and too expensive- plus not much to see according to the books and sites.

Shaqolaan.com Porn or sex are not culture. So to answer your question nothing has happened to culture, It is still there and doing fine. You've just decided to find Somali porn and when you did you got pi*ssed off.

We will meet somewhere- it is silly going to Dubai only to return to East Africa JB, that girl has so much going on, it will be way into the new year before it opens. Where is the other place?

LOOOOOOL!!!! no family disputes warya! So what name do I suit and dont say qumanyo- wax walan. Lool @ Anas (also a Danish name) and Qasim. loool Faheem thinks people personality reflects their name whileyou think people look like their names-waali iga dhe.

Well, reading through mine- I dont recognize qofkaas, plus it made me feel a little nauseated towards the end. Nothing like me and even the thought of it was making me feel dizzy and laughable. But your Desire is spot on :D , lol This much like star signs is just random things that are general. P.s. Maybe you will become a counselor at a later stage, become patient at hearing bullshid

^^^^LOOOL Or anywhere on the Northern line- I think Tott court road has the longest flights of stairs for the Northern line.

hmmmm, sounds wonderful- do you think it will melt on the way here? Which reminds me, I can't find your friends sister. I was craving chocolates the other day and I remembered her. It is probably all melted now. I am going on holiday Dec- certain places are calling me. I need to see some other places in Africa.

^^^^^Really? you mean had you been called Cutiyo instead of Cambaro you would've had a different personality? That cant be true; all the Abdi's and Asha will have some similarities in character and personality then- on second thought maybe that would explain the loser trait. eh. I think a name, is just that a name, I could've just as well been called Farah (yes it is a female name) and it would not have made much difference. I had the crazies nicknames in secondary school, and the easiest name has suffered so much abuse, all names are strange to someone, somewhere. Ngonge that is a good generic name, all religions and walks of people. Ageless name...

Faheema, say walahi HB opened there!!!! hehe, I am so coming. JB, are you talking about the big place near NorMode, that place has been opening since before Soorsan. I give up.

SCW SalamAlikum.... It is going to be a long day. Faheema and Ngonge- stop being bullies. If I was with others- it would've stilled happened but potential cost more life or force me to reassure someone else and worry about their family coming after me if something happens to them. No thanks. Im a loner, wixi igu dhacaya aniga ha igu dhacan.

Carafaat record for what? spaced out drugged men wasting their life away and neglecting their families? Sharmaarke I dont understand your question., and what is H town?

Looool Adam. I wish it was JAmes Bond!!!! Im sure he would have a jet or something. I was driving a Toyota Land cruise. It is a good and reliable car- never had problems with it before. JB you dont drive- you are on 911 for inside Hargeisa dhee. I can't expect you to walk all the way to Abdal to get me innit.

http://www.esquire.com/features/ESQ0906KHAT_182 Dev Soni is twenty-two years old and is hovering outside the entrance to a colonial-style office building where his family trades goods between Djibouti and Somalia. He hails from the Indian state of Gujarat -- more than thirteen hundred miles to the east. He looks almost as out of place as I feel, which probably explains his eagerness to strike up a conversation. Although he doesn't chew khat himself, Dev is delighted to share his views on the subject. "There is an Arabic word, tafshan -- it means you're bankrupt," he explains. "Because of the khat, Djibouti and most of its people are tafshan." That's a fairly bold statement, but the facts back him up: According to the United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime, Djiboutians who chew khat spend nearly a fifth of their household budget on the leaves. "And in addition to the financial problems that this drug creates," Dev adds earnestly, "please keep in mind that if you are eating the khat on a regular basis, your penis will become smaller." ........When I die and am sent to hell as punishment for all the terrible things I've written about the most maligned place in Africa, I'll crawl off into some dark corner to contemplate my sins. And there I'll run into a group of Djiboutians lounging around on a pile of ratty rugs: Khadar, Awole, Ladir, and eight guys who still insist on being called Omar. There won't be any khat, of course -- the plane only lands in heaven. But there will still be a mabraze, and that's because these guys will be sitting around speculating about what it would be like if they actually had khat. They'll talk about how, when the plane arrives, you can hear the symphony of car horns. They'll reminisce about the tumultuous insanity of the drug derby racing through the slums. And then they'll remind one another what it's like when those who are pure of heart, but also those whose hearts aren't so pure, can all duck through the door, offer up a "Bonjour, mes amis!" and settle down together to shoot the breeze and brouter la salade. Read more: http://www.esquire.com/features/ESQ0906KHAT_182#ixzz29IU2FTMm