Ibtisam

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  1. Deluded as usual- warya you chat up lines are lame, you have the whole attack, amuse, humour, attack sequence wrong. Blinding shinning suit, dacas and green leaf and gacan liibaax sounds like suicide. It is the wrong season baadow- you will freeze to death. IF you dont know- now you know- you can thank me later for my kindness in telling you. Che- they can't have it both ways. Either it has the responsibilities of a recognised state, or it does not. That is my regular debate with my IOM friends when they complain about the conditions of refugees in Somaliland and no welfare for them. I am like "WHAT?" lol
  2. Deluded as usual- warya you chat up lines are lame, you have the whole attack, amuse, humour, attack sequence wrong. Blinding shinning suit, dacas and green leaf and gacan liibaax sounds like suicide. It is the wrong season baadow- you will freeze to death. IF you dont know- now you know- you can thank me later for my kindness in telling you. Che- they can't have it both ways. Either it has the responsibilities of a recognised state, or it does not. That is my regular debate with my IOM friends when they complain about the conditions of refugees in Somaliland and no welfare for them. I am like "WHAT?" lol
  3. ^^^What is wrong with deen? and can't someone with deen have culture also? Eeer on topic- marry who you want- it is you who has to live with them, not everyone else. I dont understand this whole consulting everyone about who you marry business. If ever I decide to leave my Bengali kusband, I am not consulting anyone about the next one either.
  4. This is not the marfash ciyaalo- feel free to comment or keep it moving. As the local gossip queen eer I mean farax you probably spend more time discussing make-up and waxaad aad sheegisiid. :cool:
  5. Juxa you know I dont see anyone unless I specially know I am going to see them. Give her my number and tell her I live near the 5th cow, six rows from the tallest towers in H-town. Failing that, tell her Im the girl with all the take away cake at Kulan 7pm each and everyday (qaar baa istaagi doon intey ruun moodaan!). I leave on the 11th, so happy to show around in the two days.
  6. ^^^^Missed the point there. As a none recognised State- I very much doubt they have ever signed any treaty about anything nor can it be breaching its obligations under international treaties since it does not exist in the legal sense. I might be wrong- one president or another probably thought it was a good look to sign all treaties to proof what a good well behaved "country" deserving of recognition Somaliland is
  7. Lol. Macsoonkor. I dont understand people who send or post compromising pictures of themselves online and then expect strangers or opportunistic people not to take advantage of them. IF you must send someone a nude photo- make sure they are dead first (or as quickly as possible after viewing). On a serious note- things are only in your control while in your possession (pictures or even speech)- soon as one other person has it- it is public!
  8. ^^^^That is a deal!! We will seal it with cake and shah. Now all we need is a farax iino raaca. lol
  9. SalamAlikum people. Lol I keep seeing the adverts for it- never been tempted to try it. This Somali songs Im listening to say "aad AC- da keenye", kuufarta ciidankooad, aad AC- da keenya" I wonder what he has against AC's? Maybe he went to the UAE and got over exposed to the things. Nice voice laafoole. I have so much work to cover in so little time. That is what I get for sleeping yesterday. oh welll. I have a new found love for Camels after going to the land of camels- nothing but camels; I was tempted to go native and steal some! lol so beautiful and graceful. I've been thinking I might buy some.
  10. SalamAlikum peeps. Feeling blue and tired. The road East is too darn fast. Made some new friends with camel herding nomads in Yagori and Gumeys who having completed the long voting queues offered us delicious fresh camel milk and entertained us. Nomads are so much nicer and kind compared to city dwellers. Reer Miyi at heart, I feel disillusioned with city life. Might be time for me to move once again, further into oblivious and the mysteries of this worlds nomadic life.
  11. HEllo= this should be renamed the food corner. lol Howdy people. I have the mother of all backache and it is giving me a very short fuse and zero tolerance today. iiish, Juxa are you settling back okay??? Looking forward to partying in the cold.
  12. Oz;891933 wrote: Coming to someone's thread and write this me thinks its way offensive. Ps: if you find it disturbing stay away... I am offended on behalf of all Somali women- considering he 1) publicly declared his cantrabaqash, 2) is offending both types of Somali women, really I should've kab dacasaan uu raaci- too bad I forgot. P.s. No reason for me to stay way, that defeats the purpose of forum- when I can offend him just as he offended us. Now if you find my post disturbing or rude- feel free to take your own advise and skip it. :cool:
  13. Lol- What do you have two laptops to talk to yourself warya!!! Ahaha deep uncontrollable feelings kulaha. Warya Im from Burco- we dont even believe in feelings iyo waxaad aad sheegeysiid- We consider it as softy and nacasnimo, duufka iska bi'ii please and ha igu ooyin. Anyway Im out, enjoy talking to yourself. Apo stay in your corner and start the SOL award thread for your errm friend.
  14. What first gave you way was the Cantrabaqash thread- In addition you single handily sustain and fuel- the lifeline of the wadahadal and the torture of this forum If you are not a script- then you hate us and love to torture us. I also notice when you get emotional, outraged or angry you sound just like him
  15. What first gave you way was the Cantrabaqash thread- In addition you single handily sustain and fuel- the lifeline of the wadahadal and the torture of this forum If you are not a script- then you hate us and love to torture us. I also notice when you get emotional, outraged or angry you sound just like him
  16. Ngonge so you figured out that the collation- is indeed a mighty script effort. The atheist thing confused you so maha- you should tell him that it is haram to pretend to be a kaafir. lol Waaliidu meel walba wey kula geeli. As for the SOLer of the year- if you didnt win when you was mad max, you wont win as Alpha, even if all the scripts come out- they only way you will win is IF it is gift- wrapped and given to you as a present. I am loyal, each and every year I vote for Juxa and Adam.
  17. Warya, Kulan ma advertising fee baad ka qaadadta? Are you my friends PR person?? lol The lime cake is the best.
  18. Abwaan;891383 wrote: And here is a little conversation with the little Xamaraawi. He meets her at the airport and wants to great her: AB = Alpha Blondy YX = Yarta Xamariyadda AB = Walaal Maxaad Sheegtay? YX = Aboo wax ma sheegin, maxaa maqashina? Waxeey sheegtay maa lagu dhahay? Adi xitaa salaan ma jirto?Wax sheegoow lee haysaa. AB = Dee waaban ku salaamay ee malaha waad i fahmi weydey. YX = Oo maxaa sheegti salaantaa miyaa? AB = Haa walaal YX = Yaakheey iska raalli ahoo, ani afkaa waa ila kakan yahay Cabaar markii la socdey. YX = Aboo gurigeenna inta waaye AB= Ma maqsinkan baad gashaan? YX = May maqaasiin ma qabno, minankeen waaye AB = Minanku waaxay? YX = Ee guriga nooh! Caawa Korontada ayaa naga maqan AB = Ma laydhkii baa idinka bakhtiyey? YX = Acuudkoow, bakhtiyey aa? wax dhintay ma leh, nalkaa naga densan aan ku dhahay. AB = Waan gartay. AB = Walaal guriga si wanaagsan baa loo fiiqay, waabu qurxoon yahay. YX = Intee laga fiiqane? AB = Dee meel walba YX = Ani wax fiiqan ma arki. AB waa yaaban yahay, wuxuuba is leeyahay "waar tolow maxaan Taleexi iyo Carafaat maxaan cashar uga soo qaadan waayey, tan xamariyadda waanba isku wareernee"... To be continued..... :D :D loool Sounds like Juxa and my Burco cousins when they met!!! hahaha looool
  19. A shop, is a shop, is a shop, is a shop, is a shop, still just a shop, and shoes and bags shop, still just a shop, oh look a shop, a shop, must be the end of the world, no it is a shop, a shop, a bags and shoe shop. Her personally life has nothing to do with her money and/ or business. KSA is full of pimps, hoes and pot belly prostitution using men, underground gay networks and has one of the highest access to porn statistics- do you really want to get holier than thou over a shoe shop- you'd be better cutting the internet off from them instead.
  20. Oba- run along then. Alpha; lol I'm sure they would've found out anyway- all your posing on Youtube and FB- people know what you look like- let it go. It was a general response- I dont care about your estimations- it is worth zero on the SOL exchange rate. As for your inability to find a xalimo who gets emotional about you- maybe you are just too emotional- so it gets all a bit too taxing. Emotions are overrated. I mean how any real "ahem" man needs consent reassurances is beyond my imaginations- just the mere thought makes me want to kaba inaan la dhaco. Iiish. "emotion-less cow" indeed.
  21. Palestine is not a Muslim issue- it is a humanity issue involving many religions. You should feel for all injustices alike- if you can't feel (or at least not insult oppressed people) then you probably wont feel for anyone closer either. Somali youth will and should feel- Rwanda was not a Muslim issue- nor was Sudan conflict.
  22. Oba speak Somali or English- It is the retard “lol”, errm and lack of construction of basic sentence, writing like a five year old about women is just creepy. In any case Alpha has not done anything. I am just allergic to the “yoyo yo” crew, simple because I am rude, stuck up and general look down on such people/ actions. Xaaji- Like I said- it needs to be said-
  23. Maybe they just don't have time to babysit grown *** insecure, qaad chewing, broke, ugly farah. Surely sweetness is earned and deserved and not an entitlement of assumed xiinyo "man". Im just saying!!!
  24. Juxa I got bullied into- plus I thought I could finish a few things off at the same time too.
  25. Depends on how much you like Somali places, Somali people and Somali cities I guess.