Juxa: Had an image of fat Sheh after you stuffed her with xalwad!; Loool Lool @ car too big. Yeah she is at home- told to take time off; watch by monday she will complain and then she will take a taxi to work or something. Another workerholic. 5 do you even live in the UK , You can join the cyber party before the party on SOL Juxa did the invites, blame her. North lol

JB: Yeah, her own car, jiin ba wadey. North, nothing broken just stiff, swollen and painful.

^^^We are having a party friday night, please come and tell us about your 2010 way of living. (It is more of eating leafs so maahah?) Lool @ go early!!! lol YA salam. I was up thinkinh about death because I could not sleep last night. Then I could not sleep coz I depressed myself. Faheema uu so duceya, she had friday 13th experience last night (her own car run her over/ rolled on her) and now her leg is bigger than Norths.

Hello All. Sheh you are still sitting in the cold! I told you to come over, I have a big empty warm house women. Did you book a holiday to cheer yourself up.

^^I though you had it fixed just the other day?? :eek: Order take away, you are allowed a day off the healthy-ness!. If they don't fix it today you can come and keep me company. Lool @ packed and going. I won't suprised if you just left today.

Chubacka are you new in the job?? Maybe she will leave you alone and find something else to do Everytime I watch Waterloo road (only when I am with Faheema) The mixed race lady reminds me of Malika. I imagin that is how she is with her student.

Juxa, no ice cream- far to cold but we can get something to eat, I did fast bila ajar today and now having bloody oats. The Account told me how much I have to pay for tax by Jan 31st. Hmmmm I feel like running away and taking a nice long holiday with the money instead. Damn them.

CL is not going anywhere *Hi, CL, Please hold the front for us better will you, don't let saqajaanimo slip by again. Juxa adiga weye ino tahey on friday Malika I know a brother who sales laptops- second hand cheap ones but also new ones. I can give you his details.

^^Morning. Where??

I liked Fabregas- nice funny joky chap. Faheema, afkeena aya isku amiin aah, I won't say a word

SalamAlikum. This circus has gone on long enough, 7pages and I have become public property, so let me shut it down and spoil the party. Dear Duke: I've been silent and hoping that inaad iis qaabetidi oh wax iskula haadid and with this in mind put up with continuous cantrabqash, and since my kinsmen are far too embarrassed on your behalf to set you straight, I will do so myself. I am sure you are by now wondering why Ngonge, Oodwenye and JB the so called bigwigs has been ignoring your nacnac, and this is purely for the reason that this proposal makes no sense to them. Now regardless of what culture you (DUKE) practice, WE (the noble people of the north as a whole and noble somali people in general) do not propose, offer, extend our hand, ask, approach, eye up, or even hinqaabo about a women WHO is ALREADY MARRIED. Now I know Siikawe (nice name indheer and thanks) is unaware of this fact (despite what you think, northerners are not all up in each other business) because he is fairly new and the good Ayoub does not frequent the general section and missed the congratulation thread last May 2009. However I know that YOU know that I am Married for you have approached me previously via private message (which if you object I will dig up and post here) to commence Somali style online shukanis, to which I included in my declining reply that I am married and you sent back your congrats. Now with that history in mind, I am surprised and deeply embarrassed on your behalf that you feel it is Okay, admirable or acceptable to proposition a married women and even be stubborn enough to ask for an audience with her kinsmen to hear your shameful approach. With that said maybe there is a strange culture in your village which allows this practice, or perhaps someone told you that like the days of jahiliya you can hijack and kidnap an already women, but I will inform you that this practice only remains alive in primitive (Lacking Islamic enlightenment in this case) societies such as nomadic East Africans who border the Somalis on both sides. Now unless you are from those societies (in which case nacabaadab lam huubo and your peace argument is pants, but it does explain your undying support of the old goat Yey). I am sure you would not mind in this case if I public tell you to taking a running leap for I am too much of lady to use more colourful adjectives, but the gist of it is “Computer says No”. Moving on Sayid, it is a shame really that you picked a man who has no shame or respect (in this case for me, because he had some of the barris & Hilib (hindi biryian counts) at my mehr) nor does he value you as his cousin (or he would’ve sincerely advice you to ka jog wa la buuxa) to lead with a fake hangool (I hope you know what that means) and cimamad to supposedly present your case, in fact he has done no such thing, because he partly shares some commonality with Ciigal Shidad but also he has a little bit more common sense than you and the barris in his elephant belly told him it is shameful impossibility, instead he resulted to doing what he does best; Lying and making up responses and muddying the waters for other respected sisters in this forum. He like everyone else knows our Cara will accept the offer and then pour boiling oil on you before hacking your body parts slowly and painfully starting with your tongue and testicles; she will experiment on your body parts, before feeding you to her lab rats, meanwhile she will video tape the whole thing and later put it on youtube to help her plea of temporary insanity. Getting back to the point and not dwelling on your potential slow and painful death at the hands of dearest gentle Cara, Sayid is a liar, and a shameful man who forgot the hand that fed him once. I’m sure I have said quite enough on his actions. Juxa, Malika, CL I’m not sure what to say, because really I expected at least Juxa and CL to set the man straight, but alias jar baad ka tuurtin. To the rest, at best Duke is a mad man (I hope this is the case) At worst Duke somalinimad waxaba kama yaqaano, for he is clearly having problems dealing with the something as small as women out of limits due to reasons of existing stable marriage- culture and religion dictates to leave well alone. Hungury Me and you go back a long way, I remember when you was a mere teenager in the womens section with Rooble and Xalan, such a long way you have come since brother. W/Salam P.s. The double standards against northerners on this site is mind blogging; imagine if JB or Ngonge started a thread like this about a married none Northerner sister, with terms like booty thrown around. The outrage :eek: :eek: bunch of racist freaks. I am Ibtisam and I authorize this message :cool:

The weather people really don't know shid, they said it was getting warmer, and it is snowing more than last time. North, they can't sue the council because it is natural adverse weather conditions and they are not be reasonably expected to treat all roads and pavements. BUT JUXa’s phone will be ringing off the hook with old ladies and men saying waan dacey. Salam people

Lool Juxa do tell. What shiid did he cook up to steal some dosh

Johnny beat him black and blue and send him back to Qardho. I will post you some xalwad if you do so and even lend you my burco budh.

Lool Johnny Somali. Gafurkan ka tumi

Cupping is one thing that scares me; give me acupuncture any day though

^^^Lool what time is it?? At least you will get fresh coffee.

^^^lool are you pulling his leg with the hilib shiilan? hello. North it is black seed oil.

^^You mean the speed was adjusted? I thought he was reading Surah Al falaq. No idea though. Oh My GOD, what was chasing him? Cajib and a half. The lines looked like a race by the end, good thing there were no old people in the lines recorded. Subxanallah.

*eeeew* @ sheh. Please dear god no, not on the underground, the tube is traumatic enough as it is.

looool @ sheh, well we won't know if they are pant free, so not so sure if it would be nastier than getting a eyeful of random underwear with writing on it, which you have to resist reading. HAHAHA Faheema!! suits you

Now I feel mean Which remind me: Yesterday was "go to work pants free day" I saw few people with just their underwear!!1 In this cold!

Nevermind

North the picture is upside down and it scared the living days out of me; I thought you become deformed or something! :eek: Go and see a doctor- what is that insurance policy for?

Sheh did you find anything nice in shops? Juxa you get use to it, nothing it does not bother me at all. CL I can't say I have. what books you got? I need new books (non-fiction) Let me know if you come across any great ones. Now that Family is gone I have so much time to read and watch TV.