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  2. Posted

    , Am asking this because its worrying me,can someone just tell me how they see,Is it OK 4 white fellas 2 marry our somali sisters take as their women,and will their kids be white or somali,no hard feelings for those already in relatioships.

  3. Posted

    WALALAYAAL WAXAAN HAWADA INII SOO MARINAYA

    SALAN DIRAN OO KASHKA IYO LAABTA KASOO GO`DAY

    GARISSA WAA GOB

    GARISSA WAA GURI GEESI

    GARISSA WAA GHEYI SOMALI

    GARISSA WAA GEEBI WEBI GANANE

    GARISSA WAA HOME OF GREAT GUYS

    GARISSA WAA GABIIB

    GARISSA WAA GURI GENYO

    GARISSA WAR U GURA!

    GUYS I LOVE THIS GREAT CITY WITH ITS VARIOUS

    SANDY BEACHES, THE CREEKS AND THE DASHEEKS,

    THE NATURAL HABOURS ALONG THE BANKS OF EAST AFRIKA`S BIGGEST RIVER. THIS WONDERLAND RIVER PORT HAS THE BIGGEST CATTLE AND CAMEL MARKET IN THE WORLD. THE FAMOUS GSA MELONS.

    THIS CITY OF SMILING PEOPLE IS TODAY PROBABLY THE MOST VIBRANT SOMALI CITY.LET ME SEE WHAT YOU GUYS HAVE TO SAY BOUT THIS BEUTIFUL SOMALI CITY.

     

    [ June 17, 2003, 08:39 PM: Message edited by: Libaax-Sankataabte ]

  5. Posted

    hiyah!thika hope u r doing ok,as jamal said the best place you can get ass.. is the BBC,insha-allah utafaulu,this is 4 jamaal....west london? aisee mbona inakaa ninakumesea[lol]anyway did you see my article in the {General}bout why do they hate us? ndugu ningependa nijui kama we know each other.peaceeeeeee.

  7. Posted

    huh!lots of love for all of you sisters out where,its tru that there is lots of love in this place, 4 you Ailto dont know what say coz us guys dont hate nobody,infact we welcome lots of brothers from som,finally to silent-sis i think u can see who is still after me walalo[ha!ha!ha!]so sis as you said you'll protect me from anyone who......i guese you know? see-yah

  8. Posted

    Kisha,thanx and for u loudy[ooops sorry,silent sis]your hug ok lets say,u dont want any 1 to see which web site you are visiting....ha!ha!ha!got yer...n way thanx guys.

  11. Posted

    A blond gets a new cell phone from her husband.

    The next day she goes to Wal-mart and her phone rings, so she answers it.

     

    It was her husband. He says, "How's the new cell phone?"

     

    She replied, "Great...but how did you know I was at Wal-mart?"

  12. Posted

    Women need role model in science and engineering.

    Despite effort to intrest young women in science and maths,female enrolement at tetiary level engineering and science is low.

    As a society we need to encourage young women to take up maths & sciences in schools.

    Walidka should stop saying maths is only for boys,so our sisters should have equal oppotunity with their brothers.

  13. Posted

    Now i know am not an expert many things,but i consider myself 2be a WORLD authority when it comes to HUGS,as i have experience everyone-from a squeeze to a bear hug,i can interpret any message from "i would like to get to know you better"hug,"i feel i know you better already"hug and "ican't wait to get your clothes off"hug and "to get lost"hug,so ladies com gimme a hug....NB;sorry didn't mean to hurt anyone guys.

  14. Posted

    Dear Abby:

    My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning. When I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse is everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating!

     

    Also, since he lost his job two years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does is sit around the living room in his underwear and watch TV while I work to pay the bills.

     

    And since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me. He keeps calling me a lesbian.

     

    What should I do?

     

    Signed, Clueless

     

    Dear Clueless:

     

    Dump him. You're a New York Senator now. You don't need him anymore.

     

    Abby

  15. Posted

    Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was

    it an accident? -Norma

     

    Dear GOD, Instead of letting people die and having to make new

    ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have now? -Jane

     

    Dear GOD, Who draws the lines around the countries? -Nan

     

    Dear GOD, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in

    church. Is that okay? -Neil

     

    Dear GOD, What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You

    had everything. -Jane

     

    Dear God, Did you really mean "do unto others as they do unto

    you"? Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother!

    -Darla

     

    Dear GOD, Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for

    was a puppy. -Joyce

     

    Dear GOD, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad!

    He said some things about You that people are not supposed to

    say, but I hope You will not hurt him anyway. Your friend. (But

    I am not going to tell you who I am)

     

    Dear GOD, Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was

    supposed to be our day of rest. -Tom L.

     

    Dear GOD, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything

    before, You can look it up. -Bruce

     

    Dear GOD, My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha

    ha. -Danny

     

    Dear GOD, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much

    if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. -Larry

     

    Dear GOD, I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big, but

    not with so much hair all over. -Sam

     

    Dear GOD, I think the stapler is one of your goodest inventions.

    -Ruth M.

     

    Dear GOD, I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody

    in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I

    can never do it. -Naomi

     

    Dear GOD, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in school they

    said You did it. So I bet he stoled your idea. Sincerely,

    Donna

  16. Posted

    The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday

    afternoon after a shopping trip. She was quite agitated, and

    proceeded to tell her husband about a certain shoe salesman who

    had been rude.

     

    It seems she was sitting down while he helped her try on various

    shoes, and happened to glance up and notice that she was not

    wearing any knickers under her dress. Without even thinking, he

    just blurted out, "If that thing was full of ice cream, I'd eat

    every bite."

     

    Well, she was understandably insulted, and now wanted to know

    what her husband was going to do about it.

     

    The husband just sat there, watching football on TV, and

    grunted. The wife became hysterical, and insisted on knowing why

    he didn't go down to the shop and punch the rude salesman right

    in the nose.

     

    "Well", the husband replied, "There are three reasons I won't

    punch that guy in the nose. First of all, you shouldn't have

    even been shopping for shoes, since you have a whole wardrobe

    full of them. Secondly, you have no business going shopping with

    no knickers on. But most of all, I'm not going to punch anyone

    who's big enough to eat that much ice cream!"

  17. Posted

    One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after

    eating the apple, and wondered about men and women. So looking

    up to the heavens he says, "Excuse me GOD, can I ask you a few

    questions?"

     

    GOD replied, "Go on Adam but be quick I have a world to

    create."

     

    So Adam says," When you created Eve, why did You make her body

    so curvy and tender unlike mine?"

     

    "I did that, Adam, so that you could love her."

     

    "Oh, well then, why did You give her long, shiny, beautiful

    hair, and not me?"

     

    "I did that Adam so that you could love her."

     

    "Oh, well then, why did You make her so stupid? Certainly not so

    that I could love her?"

     

    "Well Adam, no. I did that so that she could love you"

  19. Posted

    wow,you guys are cool,am not only happy but also impressed by the replys igot, am sorry that i didn't respond 2 you all fast,coz i wasn't feeling well,n'way i thank you all folks[ha!ha!Gbush]Entrepreneur,Silent sis,Shujui[sijui]Hijab sis,Infatua,OG-gal,Shyhem,and lastly but not least,RAULA,I tell u all Ahsanteni/shukran/mahadsanid/gracio/thanx.

  20. Posted

    Am sorry folks that was meant for jokes,anyway ihear man u has singed Ronaldinho.....what a joke? this fellows of old trafford are doomed wit the $9m they paid 4 his servises is wasted,so see-yah till next time.

  21. Posted

    Now i know am not an expert many things,but i consider myself 2be a WORLD authority when it comes to HUGS,as i have experience everyone-from a squeeze to a bear hug,i can interpret any message from "i would like to get to know you better"hug,"i feel i know you better already"hug and "ican't wait to get your clothes off"hug and "to get lost"hug,so ladies com gimme a hug.......

  24. Posted

    Assalaam Aleikum,brothers $ sisters,there something which is disturbing me, our fellow somaalis from the horn are always disowning us dont know why yet were are yo'fellow som no matter what tribe,the name you see above sijui is a swahili word,meaning dont know, thats what we are called by our brothers,its not our wish to be born in kenya,tanzania,ethiopio,japan or even somalia it was our grand grand fathers who choose to there,so walalayaal lets be united and be one somali hence no more sijui or mlendo,refugee,thanks you very much.assalam aleikum.