waar, what do you do for living somalia becos quite clearly you seem to have the absent mindlessness about you today. if you're really bored, how come you haven't responded back to my private message about oil in puntland.

i'll ignore this attempt to divide and rule. a black man can use the 'n' word, but a white cannot. you get my gist Somalia.

*Ibtisam;884862 wrote: Food poisoning vomiting and stomach pains. All tired. I'm tired I think going to retire soon. I hate elections. All roads closed. Hmmmmm.. i hope you're feeling better now. i thought you were dying of AIDS at one time or another during our various respective interactions over today.

Faheema.;884892 wrote: Salam alaykum & good afternoon dhalinyaro. Ibti, I think it was the sanbuusa, get well soon dear. an excellent afternoon and personal greetings of the highest order to you Faheema, i understand your weekend has officially started today? what do you have planned? when i was previously in dubai in 05, the weekends were excellent and it was always the highlight of my week. i hope you have an excellent weekend Faheema. Al.

NG, do you think Buroa-ians kids are capable of switching on a laptop?

where is it? i've only heard this place from you and on SOL!

i was just watching your pics of kulan. looks impressives JB. do you think i'll like it? i hope snobby crowds like IBZ and hargeisa socialites like you don't frequented this place.

women are a waste of time and any time wasted on thinking about receiving their validation is time wasted. they are nothing without men and women are defined by men.

good morning......

lol@Apo, r u lite?

Norf, how do hope to use this? i hear ppl saying this and that? do you have a business proposal? NO! i thought so. there are no astroturfs in the whole of somaliland and i'm certain of this because of my extensive links with the football community.

N.O.R.F;884313 wrote: This will deff work in theory perhaps but NOT in practice NORF.

NGONGE;884289 wrote: ^^ I thought you were still in London. How is this "hospitality" going to be offered? And WHY did I not know about it when I last went there? lol is abu in somaliland?

Chimera;884227 wrote: This is a case of indoctrination. Narniah doesn't really feel attracted to Chris Brown for his 'looks' but is enamoured by the hype that surrounds him, and the music he produces, same with Neyo, otherwise Narniah would have simply passed them on the street if they were your average joes. This is the problem Somali men face today, in the grand of scheme of things they have been reduced to average joes. There are no straight pathways for them to reach global fame, most don't have the connections and those that do, are emotionally blackmailed by the community to give up their singing ways like that rising artist Q . Here comes my point, when sisters are bombarded with J-coles, Chris Browns and Lilly Waynes, instead of J-Jama, Guled Warsame and Lil'Farah, their standard of 'handsomeness and beauty' changes as well. I'm not gay, but even I know the Somali guys in this video are better looking than 99% of the male-artists in the music-industry today, the difference is one group has the hype, the other is demonised, emotionally blackmailed and isn't given a chance to strike big. The likes of K'naan are rare. Q became a man of God. stop uttering nonsense about people you personally don't know. thanks.

Narniah;884121 wrote: If you want to marry Chris brown lookalike or J cole. Guess what you don't have to venture out the Somali race at all. Did you know we have some brothas who kinda look like that? I know what you thinking, don't worry they come in good tribes too. This way you'll have your families blessings and you won't be disowned. Everyones happy! Narniah, i suspected you were a closet ''i like pretty boys and light skinned men''. i do not look like a chris brown or j cole but i'm glad that women like you are a minority in our society.

lol@Apo, you listen to SWAY. you must real hood.

my best friend has come back from europe. i'm so excited to see him. there i was sitting and then my phone rings and its him LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. its pure madness.

Faheema.;884260 wrote: ^Are you flirting with me? lol@Faheema, NO! i told you before that you won't get the best of me. plus i'm dating again.....these days.

KKKKK@Mr. Awale naga daa western hyperbole sxb dee!

^ no, not at all. i'm not insinuating anything at all. it was a mere question, thats all. you could ask me any random question you like!

this thread is getting out of hand. i will certainty not be posting on here anymore!

Faheema.;884230 wrote: Good afternoon all. SOL has had it! Way isku yaacday. Mise I am getting old and developed low threshold for bullshit and bilaamacni nonsense. Good afternoon and personal greetings to you Faheema, have you ever seen the movie how stella got her groove back?

this incident was a great shame ruunti. hagla is fairly new to the idea of civilised politics and i'll give him the benefit of the doubt. for our long term cordial relations laakin it was a heinous mistake on halga's part which could result in a short lived career.

Apophis;884048 wrote: This is the Alpha we know and admire, welcome back . PS: how did you feel being addressed as a common man? Apo, thanks for the congratulations. i didnt particularly like hagla's treatment of me. are we not in a marriage of convenience?

when i first heard that Haglatoosiye was the founder of the designated terrorist group SSC, i was intrigued. when i then heard that Haglatoosiye was now a minister in Somaliland, i was further intrigued. when i met Haglatoosiye, i was disappointed. this mythical figure has captivated the deepest recesses of my wonderful, eccentric and indeed political mind. Haglatoosiye was formally introduced to me by a colleague. i addressed him as protocol dictates. he addressed me as a minister addresses a common man. we stared at each other, my stare eventually winning the staring contest LOL. i don't think i'll see him again. he is after all a man of weak moral fibre.