AT, you didn't provide a clear description of the practice of mingis! is this common practice among all people or those possessed and on the edge? similarly, it’s a little odd someone tormented by sinning should find solace in mingis.....or is that how you wanted to portray ruqiya, a person caught between a rock and a hard place…… seeking escape? also, why do you think ruqiya let go.....? and why did mursal stay with her? was it for the sake of the children?

excellent!

^ there are no prozzies and red label here Apo. it has an underbelly but that comes with being conscious and responsible. how can i host you, when your drunk off your mind and making anti-islam comments. you'd put my sharaf at risk. plus these loose women you speak off are the sisters, mothers and daughters of someone....have you no shame!

oba hiloowlow;902788 wrote: Alpha,Sounds like a plan. so tell me about Caasho Holland how is she? And is new hargeysa better than Goljano? Will i get bullied due to my xamari accent? I have to make this Swot analyse before i come so i get prepared for the little trip to SL,Hargeysa. Cheers! just cancelled your welcoming party, Oba! swot analysis kulaaha! bahasha naga daa dee!

^ that, you'll find in Nairobi!

Apophis;902787 wrote: I wonder what kind of welcome I would get. ^ what's on your itinerary sxb?

^ what was that xamari adage -mininka waa mininkaga..........???. all the necessary arrangements are in place for your royal visit tomorrow Oba. casha holland - a local girl, who has an obsession with the low lying country of holland will be my recommended choice for you. yasmin libiis will be attending to my needs....as and when i require....which is rarely, maybe with the exception of some pillow movvements here and there, every 32mins...LOL! the khat will also be prepared as to your liking and an assortment of colours for the towels will be made available by the maid! as its a Saturday, i'd go for yellow if i were you. i'll be going for my regular Saturday colour - red! LOOOL! you'll have to make your way laakin Oba-oow!

the ultimate aim of this thread is to overtake the regular Troll, Shaah, Cakes and Sheeko thread. i've projected based on current figures this target will be achieved in October 2019.

Alpha Blondy;902699 wrote: i've hit rock bottom and there is no way out of this. i'm very sad today and will probably 'cry' at some stage later! LOL + Alpha Blondy;902699 wrote: eedo Juxa, i'm sorry i cannot discuss this online. i'll make an international call in the next 12 mins or so and shed a tear or two. LOL who can guess what i'm finding 'impossible' to discuss online? LOOL its fairly straightforward!

eedo Juxa, i'm sorry i cannot discuss this online. i'll make an international call in the next 12 mins or so and shed a tear or two. LOL

i've hit rock bottom and there is no way out of this. i'm very sad today and will probably 'cry' at some stage later! LOL

Northeast, where? Newcastle in the Northeast of UK, Northeast Lithuania? Northeast Somaliland in Erigabo? the arrogance of the great satan has no bounds ma istiri? i'm surprised there is no name for this incident!

lol why did you start this thread and would you believe me if I told you i also use issey miyake?

this thread is pathetic! AfricanOwn, you know better than to advert on SOL!

^perhaps i should be a little less pretentious and be more humble with the company i keep...... why am i attracted to these phony folks? not that i'm the type to wear a tie to social events! LOL

oba hiloowlow;902526 wrote: Apo,ninyahow im desperate im in the middle of nowhere all alone. LOOOOOOOOOL@oba, you're funny walahi. its the story of my life. its been like this for the last two years and 7months. i'll tell you what......lets get your malayacni thread up and running again brov? whatever happened to the little chick you were dating. couldn't you convince her to come along with you. its not nice being alone and that's why i've got over 2300 films on my 4 harddrives. LOOOOOOOOL

TGIT!

but i have a lisp in my voice. this could expose the imagine i portray on SOL.

i'm afraid not! this business minded zealots lack creativity and intellectual conversations. when i hosted people in my house, i always ensure that the setting is accommodating to all.

who else might be invited to come on the conference call. i need to know!

oba, can i be assured of confidentiality?

Apophis;902507 wrote: Make sure to wear sunglasses indoors. People will think you're either cool or mentally ill. Either way, they won't fck with you. the biggest high flier has opened up to me. the situation is improving. lets see how things go for the next 10mins LOOL. will keep y'all updated on my attempts to 'fit' in. i've got a pair of fake Ray Bans i bought yesterday from a street hawker for $2 by my side. i might put it on if things don't improve.

Tallaabo via Apophis;902497 wrote: By Tallaabo: Truth and reconciliation conferences will not work for most Somalis. Such conferences will only produce more of the same tribal politics, over simpified formulas, and worthless marfish politicians. Personally, I am of the opinion that given Somaliland which until recently was the best hope in the Somali speaking World, has descended into tribal fiasco, the Somali people are totally incapable of giving up tribalism and adopting meaningful democracy. So I came to the conclusion that the only way forward for the Somali people is: 1.To strip the right to be in government from all the major clans, meaning all the 4 clans will have no say in the country's affairs and only the 0.5 will rule. 2. Dismantle all the post 1991 political entities and bring back the previous 18 states of the former republic. These 18 states will become federal states. 3. Each federal state will have within it autonomous districts with its own elected government, more like the councils in the UK. And each federal state will have an elected governor and parliament. 4. All the citizens and residents of the country will be given a biometric ID card which will also be used for voting, banking, and accessing social security. Each person should be able to vote only in the state and district of his/her residence and only once. If they move address they will have to register again to vote in their new location but will loose the right to vote in their previous location of residence. This means each person will only vote once wherever in the country they are. 5. Each federal state will elect a number of representatives according to their population (using the database of the biometric ID system) for a federal parliament in Mogadishu which will have legislative powers. 6. The smallest minority clans in the country (the 0.5 in the absurd formula) will be allowed to elect all the members of the Senate for the federal government. The senate will have the power to scrutinise all the legislation coming from the lower house. 7. The senate made only of members of our minority clans will appoint a lifetime constitutional king or queen from among their people. The monarch will then appoint his/her majesty’s government made of a premier and ministers on a five year term basis. All members of the government will be from the minority clans and all must be highly educated and capable. This way Alpha, there will be no power struggle between the troublesome four big tribes and with tribal politics out of the way, Somalis can get on with their lives and compete with the wider world not only with each other. i agree. particularly the security measures being the number one priority!

its jeudi soir. i've been invited to some high fliers get together session and its not impressive at all. its silent and i think people are rather suspicious of this new arrival.

Alpha Blondy;902231 wrote: ^ i'm sorry but i wouldn't exchange the life experiences i had in england to be stuck in some IMF-indebted 'Mozambique' of Africa. you see the opportunities and experiences i had in the UK give me the upper hand over the local somalilanders. i have NO VALUE without brandishing my passport every 56 minutes in their faces like a wasteman and speaking 5 words of english for every 2.75 words of somali - eg: waar dadkan are bloody lazy and lack basic humanity ma istiri? , i cease to exist and have NO VALUE at all. the thought of turning out to be some of the individuals i've see in somaliland, shocks the different sections of my mental capacities... ruunti. a donkey cart biyoleh, a late shift taxi driver whose mind has been addled by khat addiction, a corrupt low ranking government official, a tourist operator whose never set foot outside the country but who speaks private-tuition paid for American-English, a cheesy internationalist off-shore oil executive whose been as far as Dubai. NO THANKS! WAR IS GOOD! GREED IS GOOD! POWER FOR THE 1% ONLY! i won't edit nor delete this for the sake of free speech but what the hell are we all doing speculating and philosophising such elapsed but also present realities. wars happen, people die and but we MUST move on. life goes on living and shouldn't be turned into a philosophical discussion. let's look forward but let's also not trivialise the past. i leave you to ponder on these lyrics. good night. Every generation Blames the one before And all of their frustrations Come beating on your door I know that I'm a prisoner To all my Father held so dear I know that I'm a hostage To all his hopes and fears I just wish I could have told him in the living years Crumpled bits of paper Filled with imperfect thoughts Stilted conversations I'm afraid that's all we've got You say you just don't see it He says it's perfect sense You just can't get agreement In this present tense We all talk a different language Talkin' in defense Say it loud, say it clear You can listen as well as you hear It's too late when we die To admit we don't see eye to eye So we open up a quarrel Between the present and the past We only sacrifice the future It's the bitterness that lasts So Don't yield to the fortunes You sometimes see as fate It may have a new perspective On a different date And if you don't give up, and don't give in You may just be O.K. Say it loud, say it clear You can listen as well as you hear It's too late when we die To admit we don't see eye to eye I wasn't there that morning When my Father passed away I didn't get to tell him All the things I had to say I think I caught his spirit Later that same year I'm sure I heard his echo In my baby's new born tears I just wish I could have told him in the living years Say it loud, say it clear You can listen as well as you hear It's too late when we die To admit we don't see eye to eye Say it loud, say it clear Say it loud Don't give up Don't give in And don't know what you can do next