far worst than an intelligent woman is a taller woman! its a non-starter for me personally! the woman MUST be shorter and petite. tall women are just plain ugly and gross me out! LOOOL

takes the idea of a taller gf to new heights ma iistiir? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2252626/Worlds-tallest-teen-girl-towers-boyfriend-enjoy-romantic-walk-Brazilian-beach.html

5;901565 wrote: You're a sick and twisted man. And you're trying to mess with the completely wrong person. I can see right through you. If you think I'm like you,the type that does fake nice in public, think again. I don't need your fake smilies and bullshite. What I need is you to let me be. You lost, I beat you in your own game (when you still called yourself Marx and made that silly thread ) accept it and MOVE the fc:uk ON. take a chill pill Bonnie! how can i let you be? when you're quite obviously mad about me babes! i remember that thread and how you led me on.....it was like msn strip-tease! i didn't ask you to PM me and give me your msn! you gladly handed yourself to me......i wasn't too keen but if you think you can lead me on and leave as quickly as you came, then you're a vile human being whose not worthy of mention!

^ that's good! i'm glad you recognise my attempts in 'courting' you are starting to take effect! very soon you'll be mine!

Coofle;901549 wrote: Xeebsoor and Batalaale are my only good memories of Berbera.... i'm sorry you feel that way Coofle. we're still cool and i'm proud to call you a friend! LOL

Apo, do you have a thing for 5? 37% on the love calculator mate!

5;901553 wrote: If you're a veteran, then Ngoge is a fossil. you're not saggy, laakin! LOL

this best represents berbera's predicament. this ship is NOT sailing NOWHERE and will continue to STAY docked here! as i explore Berbera deeper and attempt to get to its very depths, in these epic travels, i'm finding myself questioning how a city so blessed with such a 'strategic' positioning on the map, enormous potential and plenty of resources became the laughing stock of somaliland. i've never seen a city so politicised and so alive and oozing with a politics so subversive and dangerously divisive. you'd expect being on the periphery, Berbera would look towards the core and Hargeisa for the lead but it doesn't appear to be case from these short but rich observations. i thought for years that Berbera was just another city in somaliland. that's all being proven wrong and the wishful thinking of others! its the life and soul......it's the pulsating beating heart of somaliland and has a very unique character and its people are eccentric, fiercely independent and unpredictable. just this morning, the sacked governor Ramaax drove around the city with 20+ convey of cars for his heroic and final redeeming act. the people welcomed him home in style. Ramaax was the hero of the hour, despite his years as governor being marked by a legacy of neglecting the dun of the clan and being silaanyo's monkey. Ramaax's car! at lunch time, i went to xeeb-soor. this is perhaps one of the few places that can be described as ''familiar'', in meeting the standard of my acquired tastes, to have another excellent serving of fish and pasta. my objective was to also eavesdrop on the latest dealings of the elite. it was jammed packed with politicians of all leanings and deals were been brokered between the warring parties after yesterdays shocking incidents and vicious hate crimes against the intrepid fox of the east clan members. the talk of the town is now firmly fixed on finding a dispute resolution after the madness of yesterday. tomorrow may bring something entirely new as the saga unfolds in these puzzling times.

AfricaOwn;901527 wrote: be true to yourself and let the people of SOL know why are you defending the scumbags? noo sheeg what these 'scumbags' have done? don't get your nigis in a twist as you explain yourself!!!

^ don't you have a more worthy cause to be discussing? your screaming attention seeking attics are futile. what will you gain from calling people names on an online forum baal?

LOL@Wyre, classic clip!

odey! flipping heck! can you stop posting all these pathetics threads. its getting boring!

AfricaOwn;901509 wrote: more effective ways? school me these scumbags are to be called out . AfricaOwn, isku xishood inaadeer and stop spreading baseless rumours. have you no shame left? quite clearly, based on your desperate attempts to defame and i must add your hasty fruitless campaigns, you've shown yourself to be pathetic little troller. its rather worrying when somalis from the diaspora with no practical or real connection to this land start to believe in baseless allegations heard on the rumour mill. whats next on your list of priorities?

N.O.R.F;901473 wrote: Ninkii la islahaa wadankuu so disayaa baaba doonaaya in uu burburiyo the sheer hyperbole and lack of self-awareness of a certain someone knows no bounds....ma istiri! you ought to be asking yourself whose wrecking the country and causing these issues and division? the look of shock on my face was clearly apparent when my over-zealous cousin informed me that the intrepid fox of the east clan members have designs on 'our' berbera! the thought alone makes me wonder the depth of your ambition! its not going to happen. we are making the necessary arrangements.

Waranle_Warrior;901250 wrote: Tell me you were scared that he was going to shoot you amid all the chaos of the rioting and bribed him with khat, its hard to believe that fish and chip boy from London would buy someone something for having any tribal relations lol@Waranle, are you familiar with the term ''post-diaspora" horta? LOL! i'm nothing like these dhaqan celis you see wondering around like they've escaped from the mental asylum.

odey-jacfer, being here for almost 3 years! where do i begin?

*Blessed;901248 wrote: Alpha, aren't you from Dacarbudhuq, ancesterkaagu noocya badanaa horta lol Well said Tallaabo. hi blessed, its all the same! i belong to the family with longest branches within my clan. our geographical spread is vast, actually!

odey-jacfer, being here for almost 3 years! where do i begin?

AfricaOwn, do you have a personal interest in these matters? there are far more effective ways of generating a negative campaign against 'these' individuals.

OdeyJacfar;901484 wrote: A kid that goes by the name of FAH made a connection behind the scenes with this "girl" named greenday. Apparently they been sending text and email to one another. She told him she lived just 2 states down. FAH been real thirsty rented a car and try to visit greenday. They planned a place to meet at. FAH was eager to see her that he got there first. After waiting for 23 min greenday came. FAH was calling her all that time not realizing the dude approaching him was greenday. Very sad story indeed. i'm aware of FAH's abuse of his moderator duties on that site. he is a desperate little prick. thanks for sharing Odey-Jacfer.

JB, can you please confirm he's the right person for the job. i understand he was an engineer in Norway once and is relatively well-off. all things being considered, that fact that he's a rich man will mean he won't embezzle the funds but how good is his general 'tayo'? what does he have in store for the city? will he make sister-cities for hargeisa?

oba hiloowlow;901239 wrote: wow is that Batalaale beach bro? beautiful beach mashallah thanks Oba, my sub-clan also owe the port. have you ever heard of the 'ghelle-yasha' - these are the dock-workers who load/unload goods. their jobs are inherited from father to son LOL. you can also buy the job for $2800. all my uncles and sub-clan are involved in this business.

Tallaabo;901242 wrote: Alpha, your tribe must be slapped with an ASPO (Anti-Social Behavioural Order) by the Supreme Court and your fellow hooligan monkeys banned from congregating in groups to intimidate the law abiding citizens of the town and disturb the peace. what peace? waar, the whole of 'somali-land' has gone to the dogs, as it were. these local elections have clearly shown we're not ready for democracy. first in hargeisa and now berbera....i've also heard there were skirmishes in erigabo? i don't have the entire facts of the situation. what's more people are calling me from hargeisa and demanding the latest intel. its calmer now but i haven't left the hotel room since going for lunch. i walked to xeeb soor in the boiling sun LOOOOOOOOOL.

this morning i was attacked in my hotel room. i heard shots being fired and people demonstrating because of some political issue involving the recent elections. i almost died in the ensuing confrontation between the police and the members of the iron monkey clan. the intrepid fox of the east clan want to take over our city but i'm glad i came here in these times of upheaval so that i could do my bit to cleanse the city of these people. i've nested myself among them, booking a room in their hotel- because it has internet access, listening and observing their plans. this morning, the hotel was pelted with rocks. a few other establishments owed by them were also attacked by over-zealous youth of our clan. the police responded by firing shots. the hotel was surrounded by heavy police presence and has been assigned a police officer - ismail. ismail and I are related by the knee LOL. i probed him for what caused these issues but he was supportive of the riots and the looters. i bought him khat after discovering his tribal details. the rocks used by the protesters! i'm literally in shock. i've had fits of palpitations and the stress balls are not helping. this is a war zone. LOL

i'd hoped this short trip to my ancestral lands would give me the emotional closure i was seeking. i'd also hoped it would provide an opportunity for me to recover my rich heritage. .