^ Chubacky the Wacky, i'm always here for you in case your interesting in relocating to SL. Happy New to you, walal.

oba hiloowlow;904227 wrote: LOL! i ran away with that one, ma iistiri?

at leasts kenyans are educated and can easily revert back to that swahili impenzu dunpenza zuza guga at any moment.... in a thick kenyan english accent: ''hey, you man what is this shitza on the flooruza. eh, eh....i'm talking to you boy....man these Somalis are particularly hard of hearing in the external auditory meatus of the ears....emmmmmmm uskagaza saqaajanza....'' LOOOOOOOOOL

there are plenty of ways to keep warm in nairobi, without leaving a hotel room nestled between my kenyan babes Esther and Margret.

XX, its not even a ''she'' any more. i swear ilhaan was replaced by a man?

brovs, its almost 3 years and i havent felt this cold.....i will seriously consider a short retreat in Nairobi, if this continues! caadi maha walahi. my feet will develop frostbite at this rate.

Xaaji Xunjuf;904202 wrote: Its not Kulmiyes problem haday slaamo jiran inay jidhka iska qadaan, wa yeelkadood again, what is the ministry of qoyska iyo arrimada bulshaada doing about this endemic addiction?

Xaaji Xunjuf;904204 wrote: Melez zanawi was a fan of skin whitening 2 Meles 1991 Meles 2003 Meles 2006 Meles 2011 Meles 2012 its the development of the film and camera picture quality. XX, if you want to be a spin doctor then avoid these silly mistakes! LOL

Xaaji Xunjuf;904184 wrote: Alpha may god help them thats all i can say what measures have Kulmiye put in place to stop the imports of skin whiting creams?

i'm shocked until now Oba.....how can this be? what did i experience out there and how did it get so cold? LOL@UTV and their forecasts.......i'd love to be the first somali weather man.....''hargeisa waa 10 cellsiyaas caawa ok.... intaas uun baan caawa haynaa.....salaam iyo habeen wanaagsan iyo qadar yare oo xayasiisa'' AMAL eggs-is-press************************* Hodan eggs-is-press*********************** Amoud eggs-is-press************************* Olympic eggs-is-press***************************** salam iyo ku soo dhaawada programmekii...... wararka ugu danbeeya ee nasoo gaadhay waxay sheegayaan inay 34 qof ku geeriyooday magalada istaanbuul ee dalka tuurkiiga kadib markii nin waalan uu dusay. LOL!

Xaaji Xunjuf;904174 wrote: Naagaha xun xun waligood ma foolxuma . naag shaqeysata oo jidhkeeda ibisa waligeed naag foolxun maha, laakin sharafi dhimatay are you saying there are exceptional circumstances where you're allowed to bleach your skin? waa uskaag, these women who bleach their skin....i'm shocked by the level of skin bleaching here and i don't understand how they can think they look good when their elbows, knees and feet still remain darker than their visible areas. these women are sick and seriously ill.

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its freezing out there walahi......i went to the shops and almost froze to death.....its at least -2 in hargeisa in this african night......i've never experienced that before......bisiinka!

Tal, dharar iyo dilo aya caad. why tell only half the story?

14. Ahmed Mohamed Mohamud Silaanyo of Somaliland: At 86, a criminal bandit and the Big Man of an unrecognised tribal enclave in Northern Somalia. His Honourable Grand Master AMM Silaanyo, as he insists on being addressed has amassed a personal fortune from his state's meagre GDP and owns a house in the West London suburb of Wimbledon, thanks to diverting money meant for war veterans in late 1980s. What's more it has been reported Silaanyo personally receives thousands of briefcases containing only $100 dollars denominations from Berbera port Authority. Not willing to stop dipping his fingers into all aspects of life, in the repressive state, Silaanyo has created one of the most isolated enclaves in Africa, where human right abuses, clamp down on independent media go hand in hand with his tribes complete domination of all spheres of public life. He has rigged elections and has quashed all opposition thanks to his constitutionally approved powers to extend his term limit, indefinitely. Years in Power: 2.5

We came up with a list of Africa dictators who have one way or the other refused to relinquish power to the people from Prof. Ayittey’s write up on the ‘worst of worst’, we have decided to bring this to you all. Now, some may not be there anymore, but they left a notorious mark in the continent when they were there. Check out our list… let us know what you think…. 1. ROBERT MUGABE of Zimbabwe: A liberation “hero” in the struggle for independence who has since transformed himself into a murderous despot, Mugabe has arrested and tortured the opposition, squeezed his economy into astounding negative growth and billion-percent inflation, and funneled off a juicy cut for himself using currency manipulation and offshore accounts. Years in power: 30 2. OMAR HASSAN AL-BASHIR of Sudan: A megalomaniac zealot who has quashed all opposition, Bashir is responsible for the deaths of millions of Sudanese and has been indicted by the International Criminal Court for war crimes. Bashir’s Arab militias, the janjaweed, may have halted their massacres in Darfur, but they continue to traffic black Sudanese as slaves (Bashir himself has been accused of having had several at one point). Years in power: 21 3. ISAIAS AFWERKI of Eritrea: A crocodile liberator, Afwerki has turned his country into a national prison in which independent media are shut down, elections are categorically rejected, indefinite military service is mandatory, and the government would rather support Somali militants than its own people. Years in power: 17 6. IDRISS DÉBY of Chad: Having led a rebel insurgency against a former dictator, Déby today faces a similar challenge — from one of his own former cabinet officials, among others. To repel would-be coup leaders, Déby has drained social spending accounts to equip the military, co-opted opposition-leader foes, and is now building a moat around the capital, N’Djamena. Years in power: 20 7. TEODORO OBIANG NGUEMA MBASOGO of Equatorial Guinea: Obiang and his family literally own the economy, having reportedly amassed a fortune exceeding $600 million while the masses are left in desperate poverty. Equatorial Guinea’s extraordinary oil wealth puts its GDP per capita on par with many European states — if only it were evenly shared. Instead, revenues remain a “state secret.” Years in power: 31 9. YAHYA JAMMEH of Gambia: This eccentric military buffoon has vowed to rule for 40 years and claims to have discovered the cure for HIV/AIDS. (Jammeh also claims he has mystic powers and will turn Gambia into an oil-producing country; no luck yet.) A narcissist at heart, the dictator insists on being addressed as His Excellency Sheikh Professor Alhaji Dr. Yahya Abdul-Azziz Jemus Junkung Jammeh. Years in power: 16 10. BLAISE COMPAORÉ of Burkina Faso: A tin-pot despot with no vision and no agenda, save self-perpetuation in power by liquidating opponents and stifling dissent, Compaoré has lived up to the low standards of his own rise to power, after murdering his predecessor, Thomas Sankara, in a 1987 coup. Years in power: 23 11. YOWERI MUSEVENI of Uganda: After leading a rebel insurgency that took over Uganda in 1986, Museveni declared: “No African head of state should be in power for more than 10 years.” But 24 years later, he is still here, winning one “coconut election” after another in which other political parties are technically legal but a political rally of more than a handful of people is not. Years in power: 24 12. PAUL KAGAME of Rwanda: A liberator who saved the Tutsis from complete extermination in 1994, Kagame now practices the same ethnic apartheid he sought to end. His Rwandan Patriotic Front dominates all levers of power: the security forces, the civil service, the judiciary, banks, universities, and state-owned corporations. Those who challenge the president are accused of being a hatemonger or divisionist and arrested. Years in power: 10 13. PAUL BIYA of Cameroon: A suave bandit who has reportedly amassed a personal fortune of more than $200 million and the mansions to go with it, Biya has co-opted the opposition into complete submission. Not that he’s worried about elections; he has rigged the term limit laws twice to make sure the party doesn’t end anytime soon. Years in power: 28 ---------- http://changeandrevolution.com/?p=982 ------- Prof. Ayittey on form...again. excellent.

3rd worlderist? maybe...

Chimera;904122 wrote: LOL, ok and here I almost promised you a guarantee mehr of Gold worth a 100 thousand pounds, but Camels will do lol. (btw in economic longevity, your 100 camels could make you a millionaire, through newborns, various meat and diary products etc, clever sister. ) LOL@Adams Zeyla, you gonna be broke by the time your marriage ceremony comes to end....100,000.00 GBP kulaha.....a gram is $50. how much is that in sterling?

two chickens. one an atheist and the other a vegan are chilling on the side of a busy road…. the vegan chicken says randomly....hey,'i've got a joke''....... ‘’why did the atheist chicken cross the road?’’ and do you suppose, hypothetically speaking that is,...... if the chicken were to die, let's say whilst crossing the road, it will go to chicken heaven'' then the atheist chicken goes on a soliloquy........ponders and says.....''which came first the baby chicken or the egg?''.....that is the question that will determine the rationality of this hypothesis I’m indeed confronted with....seeing that philosophy is questions that may never be answered….. and religion is answers that may never be questioned...... your question Hank, paradoxically has no basis given that blind faith is an ironic gift to return to the creator of chicken intelligence.'' .......''thus, we...umm, i mean…i will not cross the road.'' they do not cross the road but are struck by a thunder bolt with the odds of 3,000,000,000,000 to 1. LOL then a bearded thug-fascist picks up the vegan chicken as it was slaughtered ethically by the thunder bolt and cooks it. the atheist chicken is left behind to rot unceremoniously, that even the maggots decide against any further eating....the ground doesn't even want its dead body to rest on its surface....woe, the fate of atheists....LOL

Alpha Blondy;902936 wrote: For since death came through a man, the resurrection of the dead comes also through a man. 1 Corinthians 15:21 bari to galbeed, waqoyi to koonfur, north by northwestern, home is somewhat best......tears of joy and celebratory songs, bags of beans and Henry's speech at agincourt, destiny hath no mercy for destinies denied/unfilled. emerge at once and fill the boxes of ordained glory....emerge from the underbelly of thousand year sentences in spam folders and vote Alpha, your lord and commander.....scripts galore and amnesty shall forever be yours and the annals of history shall forever hold you in good stead. monkeys and sado cali's one-eyed monster cast your spells por favor and behold the nerves of strength produced at once. surely, victory may go to the men and women possessed of the coldest steel......and the coldest hearts, tears of sadness and sinead O'Connor's one hit wonders. go forth, come forth and emerge! emerge at ONCE! WTF is this? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL strangest stuff ever.....i wrote this without even thinking walahi. sounds alright though.

LOL@Adams Zeyla, whatever possessed you to dig out this really embarrassing thread. i lost the elections in case you weren't aware and my FINAL PUSH failed miserably and fell unheeded. i once controlled 6 accounts on SOL and for years got away with it before declaring them in that now-ever-infamous thread ''Confessions of Maximus.....'' or something like that..... who dares, wins - is the motto of the British SAS. i dared to win and its nothing for me to be banned from SOL ma fahantahay sxb?! but that's childish but i'm a grown man for goodness sakes! marka, naga daa bahasha dee!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL i wonder how many this applies to? LOL

^ you don't know what you're talking about! do not poke your nose into the internal dynamics of my household.

Xaaji Xunjuf;904009 wrote: Well Jamaal is running he is a good candidate but he doesn't quiet understand the political culture of Somaliland he needs some experience but he is a good lad. muse bixii is more experienced miyaa?

juxa and apo, i can look after myself and do not need suad to bathe me in medium temperature sterilised water and assist in manually putting my clothes on etc etc etc but i'm trying to creates jobs for the local people. i'm a busy man, you see and i'd much prefer if some maid hand-washed my clothes, cooked organic fresh-smelling veggie food every day and meat on fridays. there are many like suad in hargeisa who are willing to work for me and instead of criticising me for being a lazy, spoilt man, you ought to congratulate me for the money i'm pumping into the local economy. i haven't bought a fridge,washing machine and mircowave yet but i do own an iron and ironing board. when i purchase these crap chinese made white goods/appliances, think my use for a maid will sharply decline to only 80%.....but in the meantime, i need my breakfast, packed-lunches of small nibbles,and qado based on my strict vegetarian diet at 2pm everyday.....no supper laakin. Suad's average routine 6:30 - starts work 7:30 - makes breakfast 7:59 - kisses me goodbye 8:00 - 9:30 - watches my LCD TV (i caught her twice!) 9:30 - cleans the living room, my bed room and my chill room ( home office LOL). 10:30 - buys the produce for qado 11:00 - NO IDEA 12:00 - cooks qado and cleans kitchen 1pm - makes two flasks of tea (1 black and 1 white) 1:30 - FINISH EXTRA Duties, unless otherwise stated: thursdays wash clothes from 1:30-3:30 fridays iron clothes from 1:30-2:30 . and i paid her a good salary. NOTHING ELSE WALAHI.....why y'all Complaining for marka........?

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