^fattest nations in the world. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

^ skinniest nations in the world. LOOOOOOOL

its madness, just PURE madness. i just had a shocking revelation. what do y'all think this could be? there i was one minute and the next it was like a eureka moment. i'm in SHOCK! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Haatu;932125 wrote: I went there for the interview 2 weeks ago. The campus location is really convenient bang in the centre of town. And the accomodation, the med building and the hospital (for placements) are all like 2 mins from each other by foot. so you'll be studying medicine miyaa? oh haatu, you're going to enjoy student life. its going to be awesome. i'd do anything to relive those amazing years.....

Haatu;932103 wrote: Waa aduun gadoon. Alpha Blondy, the serial liar of SOL, calling someone else a beenlow. You are a nut case. You talk to yourself to get attention. You lie about firing your "maids" endlessly just to get a few comments. Talk about a one trick pony. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@Haatu, ok. i'm all those things but its really true i'm the alter ego of Al. he's not here anymore. when will you visit the leeds uni campus?

i don't have expectation anymore. she just needs to be fertile, cook good food and has to posses a pretty face. all my other requirements will never be found in a somali xalimo. shame but its the reality.

AUN...... a poignant reminder. thank you.

*Blessed;932095 wrote: Black men and their fascination with cadaan women, even long gone exes ayaa lagu faanya. *smh* on the contrary......there are studies to suggest white women find certain black men very sexually arousing – you know the docile, physically strong and irrational type prone to unpredictable behaviour – i suppose it’s the element of danger and risk (the bad boy type and in movies black bad boy are caricatured in the white superstructure discourse/ideology to be devoid of any logic but rather presented as savage-like characters). In effect what we’re talking about here is the white woman erotising the black man from a position of strength in an encompassing white superstructure, in the process emasculating the black man as sexual creatures/objects of desire. Of course, this is considered morally repugnant, depraved and very deviant but behind closed doors it lingers in their mind set.

Jacaylbaro;932094 wrote: How about a small factory that produces "Khad Juice" as a form of a drinkable version of the Khat ? .... at least this would save people's time and they will no longer require to sit for long ours just to get high. again, this business model is bound to fail. for many, the mirqaan (trance) is in the long hours wasted in building ''skyscrapers in the sky''.....but i suppose there's potential for those seeking quick fix solutions. i know one guy who uses a blender to 'ridiq'' his carefully assorted leaves. :cool:

Haatu;932091 wrote: My age has been confirmed by Gaalkii so try again you nut case. LOL@nut case do you really mean that? why do you think i'm weird and a ''nut case''? you're a liar and i have conclusive evidence, walahi.

Khadafi;932083 wrote: Didnt know that alpha! But the problem is that we dont eat cheese, so how do you teach people do that? Cheese inudstry/dietry requires alot of market enterprising. these are luxury products to many in the west. these products are taken for granted here. there is potential for export but not so much for an internal market to exist, i'm afraid.

Haatu;932073 wrote: You're weird and why would I lie about getting an offer? how am i weird? you're the one pretending to be 18 years old?

AUN

yh, salan sare to you too, inaar. i think we've met very briefly before. i've always been the behind-the-curtain-kind-to-Al's more direct approaches. but yh, its all good, inaar. how was your ayeeyo? Al, mentioned something about you visiting her?.....

Khadafi;932060 wrote: You have a lot of cows in somalia and milk, just ferment it and you have cheese! there was one such venture here in the republic but it failed. they produced a wide range of products called Ramad. they even had dutch cows and stuff.

oba hiloowlow;932059 wrote: zup al Al is not here anymore, its me, his alter ego, inaar. the Al left and vowed to never post on here again.

yes! wuz happenin? wuz up? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

i'm out y'all.

Al: you leave me alone, you hear? how can i leave you alone, inaar. we're one and the same, dee. a third personality and we'll all be one big happy, trinity of a family? Al: such a lame joke! you think you're so smart, ma istidhi? of course i am. people like you when you're me, dee. you're an emotional wreak marka kaale and you look like an demented purposeless fool, at least that's the impression of 'us', you project all the time....... Al: you don't know what you're talking about! iska amuus hadaba, i'm warning you..... oh yeah? why should i? what are you going to do about it, inaar? your empty statements have long ago lost any of the bravado, you once possessed. people like me now, ma fahantahay? they don't like you, nor do they respect you, anymore. Al: whatever! you're all words and no substance, do you know that, horta? you're attitude is vicious and vile, can you please STOP that? what did i do, now? Al: you've made me look like a fool to others, miyaad isku xishootid? maybe you are one, dee? anyways when have i made you look like an fool? Al: all the time, dee. why are you writing my inner most personal thoughts on this bloody thread? i thought i'd contain your evil influence, by keeping you locked up here, but your sentimentalism and pathetic attention-seeking antics have gotten out of control and have caused me to lose my sharaf....! what? what ludicrous assertions!!! kulaha attention-seeking? you're funny Al.....no really, you're funny. i've NEVER seen a more self-obsessed egomaniac than you..... you've really lost touch with reality, ma istidhi? Al: only because you've made it look that way........... what way? why are you blaming me? there's only one of us to blame here and to be quite honest....its more your fault and your tarnished imagine issues have nothing to do with me! its your own doings ee sida uula soco! ma fahantahay? eh? Al: shut up! just shut up! leave me alone, you hear? you're just so EVIL.......(in tears: WHY oh WHY? how did you manage to outmaneuver me, you little rodent-faced weasel? how did you get out? how did i lose it....and to you? you fake!) LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL....its NEVER your fault? is it? hadal dee, you pathetic melancholic fool. all your self-induced BS really smells of self-pity, do you know that, horta? and..... you're so WEAK. man, just look at you baal? you've been reduced to tears, a grown man crying never really impressed anyone!!!! this is the same pathetic imagine, you've sadly and rather pathetically seeped to others. you're WEAK and pathetic, you hear. you think your 'lets all rejoice and be one big happy family malakay'' impresses anyone, least of all me? you lost it a long time ago. but i didn't want to be the one to tell you, dee.....anyways, i'm glad we had this conversation as its ALL for your own benefit, you needed to hear the truth, bro. Al: like you'd know anything about the truth? you're just a fire-starter or better yet.....you little tales and exposes of me are more akin to the pacemaker in a middle-distance run. don't you ever tire of playing the part of the little bait that foolishly solicits others to reach their targets and that in the processing outperform me? you hear me? you little wide-nosed nigerian..... you've OFFICIALLY lost it, inaar. hadaba iska amuus, yeah.... Al: or waayoo? you can't stop me from expressing my thoughts..... oh yeah? Al: yeah. and what's more i've made the decision to stop trolling and stuff, untill you've been buried and returned to that hole in hell you crawled from. you dig? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@ Al....are you serious? are you mad? if i go, what is left baal? eh? i'll tell you: a man whose's epic failures and inability to deal with his harsh environment? eh.... who'll get you attention? whose real? between the two of us? ME, and you know that because you've lost the fighting spirit. i'd admit, you possessed it once, but that was a while back, inaar...........oh and another thing, do you even have any REAL beliefs and convinctions anymore? inaar, are you even a Somaliland advocate? the number of times, you've insulted your land makes me sick to the stomach. you're FAKE and without a basis, marka you want to talking about burying and killing me off? eh? you're just a pathetic pretender....kulaha ''cultural critic''.....i'm sorry but you're not very good at pulling that one off too, i mean what are you good at, Al? really, i want to know? inoo sheeg? Al: STFU.....you don't know what you're talking about. you evil little prick! is that ALL? is that ALL you could muster? eh? what's the matter Al? a cat got your tongue? eh? eh? you've never been lost for words? maxa dhacay, inaar? Al: you're not even worth it? ....and let me guess, you're more worthy? miyaa? eh? hypocrisy, knows no bounds, ma istidhi? the nerve of some people! Al: i didnt say that? what are you talking about? i don't want to talk to crazy alter-egos anymore, i'm going, now....bye......... is that how you see me? as an alter-ego? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@Al. you back-stabbing jew. Al: Al leaves. oi? oi? oi? Al?, inaar? where are you going? don't you dare walk away from me? where are you going hadaba? come back now, i'm talking to you! ok...sii soco waad soo socondoontaaye eh, you WEAK fool! i will get you back, i swear it. i will destroy you. adigu baal eega, you doorfar fooqal dameer. Alllooooooooooooow, you're dead. i'll get you back, you just WATCH, inaar.....................................................................................................................................................................................................what a loser Al is, ma istidhi? i didn't think he had what it took to get back at me, walle. the little saqaajaan. he's still got it, in him, i reckon, balse, wuu soo noqon doona eh......... because he KNOWS he can't survive without me? but who really knows where that cat is concerned? he's an alright guy, really........ balse a little stressed and lacking direction, these days and i was able to capitalise on this, dee. in all honesty, i was rather harsh on him but the world is like that! he needed to hear the truth and learn this..... but i was too extreme in my ''attempts'' to help him toughen-up. screw him laakin, life goes on and i'll be fine but its a REAL shame he's left this thread for me. we worked well together and his postive contributions will be missed. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL x 1000.:p:cool:

Safferz;931903 wrote: ''......... revisionist narratives to legitimize contemporary Somali politics.'' you're the perfect candidate to replace that incompetent state ministry for information. the cleverness shows in your outrageous statements. sida kuu waad, inaar. kulaaha revisionist?...i don't even know what that means anymore because of all these uppity intellectuals.

^ another child of the glorious kacaan, miyaa sheekaadadu?

Alpha Blondy;931892 wrote: are you alright Al? look man, don't be depressed......okay?. words aren't going to kill you dee, inaar. i hope my selection of the most conscious of conscious songs cheered you up.....:confused: iight....i think i know what'll cheer you up...... you told me once, Aloow, inaar, that your favourite song of all time is ''Fields of Gold''. i know you like the Eva Cassidy version better than the original sting version....so here it is. enjoy, inaar. :confused:

^ who? me or Al? there's a difference, you know. . this little prick is emotionally demented, inaar.

Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar;931882 wrote: Dadka see u dhalaalayaan dey without any chemicals u marsan. Nuur ayaa ka muuqdo. Muqdisho - magaalo madaxdeena !!!!! just watched the vid. its looks somewhat impoverished and as though the IMF loan repayments have crushed its soul. i'm slowly beginning to decipher the myth of this ''magaalo madaxdeena''.

Alpha Blondy;931888 wrote: for Al. are you alright Al? look man, don't be depressed......okay?. words aren't going to kill you dee, inaar. i hope my selection of the most conscious of conscious songs cheered you up.....:confused: