i had a narrow escape. thank God. we were involved in a serious car accident. luckily, no-one got hurt.

funny thread.

little bird next to my house..... yesterday afternoon. since i made the garden, i've being attracting all sorts of wildlife.

Cambuulo iyo bun;958622 wrote: Reeyo? The widow of Oba? Malaha you did that Dumaal thingy dumaal? what the hell's that.....? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

in a child's voice: good morning teachers and good morning friends........... this is the BS we had to utter for maybe 6 years. from 1991 to 1997. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

officially out y'all.

Haatu;958615 wrote: btw b4 I go, I was just checking FB and Alpha your older bro has better style than you sxb lol its all me, abti. you think i'd parade someone else on my facebook, even if he was my bro. caadi iska dhig, dee. :p

Apophis;958629 wrote: I bet Alpha is writing some BS retort. I better check out before it ruins my sleep. you take the piss, inaar. :mad::cool:

Apophis;958612 wrote: So Alpha, tell us when you first realised you were a loser, and how you dealt with such a realisation? i would have to say................. it was around October last year. i didn't want to admit to my person, balse, the thought, first dawned on me, when i realised i just couldn't impress anyone, anymore. i think a heinous transgression of law 16 of the 48 laws of power, best summed up my situation, in other words, ''too much circulation makes the value go down'', and unfortunately, this was my reality, despite being the last to realise it. when all else failed, i though i could still bask in the glory of my British passport (kii weyna ), but sadly, too many people had it, although i'd hardly call them British, ma garatay, inaar. also, i would add, it was around this time, that i literally STOPPED growing, although, i would argue, my unparalleled growth just before my decline, has yet to be matched nor will ever be matched in the SL Republic. in a nut-shell, my life became stagnant and directionless, very quickly. at first, it was difficult to accept that i was a loser. but sooner or later, the harsh realities of life usually force us, to accept our fate. and i eventually did, albeit reluctantly. it was very difficult at first but i've now come to terms with my misfortune. its not all bad being a loser, you know.....balse, i still yearn for better days. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL p.s - saffz enjoy it. i would gladly make a fool of my person to make you smile, especially after what you went through tonight. i'm out y'all.

Apophis;958599 wrote: You niggas need to chill the fck out. It's called cantrabagash corner for a reason, Am I right or what? damn right, ma garatay? its the last bastion of free speech, inaar. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Safferz;958592 wrote: I don't think Alpha would appreciate you posting his photos here without permission. what are you talking about? that's Samuel L. Jackson in his role as a 'house nigger' in Django Unchained. have you NOT seen that movie, innar? i have no qualms about posting my pics, i've already done that a millions, ma garatay? :cool: p.s - you're angry hence the lame jokes, innabti? p.s.s - Apo, you should apologies and edit your post. you made my friend angry.

crazy ads on SOL, y'all.

Haatu;958583 wrote: Apo, that was veeeery inappropriate sxb. Waa ku sidee :D that's exactly what i thought. balse, its too bad she's now in love with him.

Safferz;958581 wrote: You're on my sh*t list too Alphow :mad: ^ admit it..... you're just a house nigger.

inshallah kheyr.

Safferz;958575 wrote: you ought to be ASHAMED for attempting to use crude ebonics, ma istidhi? i love how blacks from suburbia pretend to be like 'niggers', either when angry or for the purpose of appeasing whites, use crude ebonics in trying to be to 'different'. NOT good, is it? i'm afraid, NOT. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

so.....the weetabix and kellogs have both run out. i've now been forced to have alpens instead for casho. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

Apophis;958555 wrote: VERY BAD COMMENT to the right honourable gentleman, i say........ of course, there is no way of verifying the exact nature or indeed the parameters, through which, we assess C&B's shyness, or for that matter, other issues, which may be, considered peripheral, or indeed, to some extent, pertain to the post above. certainly, unless, we develop a more broad-based and indeed substantive approaches as well as subsuming them, under, a rational thought process, through the use of non-prejudicial measures, we, find, ourselves, in a position to ascertain conclusory findings, to such rhetorical questions or indeed those, in which, we deem, to be, of, an inquisitorial nature. ma garatay? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Cambuulo iyo bun;958548 wrote: If i knew some i would inaar laakin anigu i am nin nolosha ka dhacey im a very shy person infact i have never talked to a girl..... Thats why i joined SOL you know i might find my wife here dee Lmaaaoo waa ruun. many have 'apparently' found their 'sol-mate' on SOL...., indeed SOL should reform its matrimonial services. the ADMIN and his cronies would earn some good deeds for once. inkasto aay iska tahay bakhti-yaa nasiib, i hear xaga PMs, aaya laga hela gabdhaha guurdoonka ah, siba kuwa lacagta meherka yareysta. balse, i get my kicks from debating Aaliyaah on Las Anodian political affairs . my sol-mate is Reeyo. i get the feeling she'd be quite handy in matters of a ''domestical nature'' as well as arrimaha uu gara ah nin iyo xaaskiisa. waad la socota sheekada aayan uu maleyn, inaar? :cool: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Safferz;958542 wrote: As a QJ chick also heading to the region for the summer as in past years, I have to break it to you Alphow that no one wants a deported dhaqan celis dude. your value has all of a sudden increased. i wonder why? is this because you're jealous that i'll find love, again? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Cambuulo iyo bun;958539 wrote: waan ka qaadey Mudane Al,, Lmaao great to here sxb ninyaho good luck with the mashruucyo im sure you'll find plenty of QJ girls. :D are you going to put Al in touch with QJ chicks from your neck of the woods.

Safferz;958528 wrote: I'm not "trying very hard to be nice," I'm ALWAYS nice... ee sida ula soco. the ethiopians have a maahmaah......''when the gold is in your hands, it feels like nickel'', ma garatey? :cool: cal kuli xaal and to cut a long story short...... STOP being nice as i'll quickly lose interest / does the prey give its self up to the predator? (Al's default settings are instinctive ee sida uula soco). LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Cambuulo iyo bun;958418 wrote: Alpha blondy inaar bal xaalada whats popping dee Cambuulo iyo bun;958418 wrote: Alpha blondy inaar bal xaalada whats popping dee inaar, waan kuu salaamaya sida salanta madax sare, marka hore. bacda salan, i've had an excellent day. it was a far cry from the shocking depression, i suffered late last night. this morning, i was 'literally' a new man, balse i went to work and stuff. then i went to my friends yard. we chilled for a bit then i made my way home. it was on my journey home, that an excellent idea, came to mind...... as you very well know, we've just entered the season of the QURBO-JOOG (QJ), where the diaspora take over Hargeisa and other regional towns. for exactly two months, the nation's capital will be transformed into ONE BIG PARTY. and i will FULLY capitalise on this occasion like an evangelical qor ismaris. my mood will become jovial and friendly, at long last. i hope to make new friends and maybe even fallen in love, who knows, inaar. balse, we'll shall see how far my little mashruucs go. anyways, i've been browsing the social networks and stuff in hope of realising my plans. i've joined groups on facebook like.....''Hargeisa Summer 2013'' and 'Somaliland Summer.........2013'', in the hope of finding a nice little innocent QJ-JJ chick. i've already induced many, easier than a Joseph Flitzel, on a mission... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

^ this song was originally sang by pink floyd ee sida uula soco. Alpha's rendition is a classic, still. its actually one of my favourite songs. thanks Saffz. you're trying very hard to be nice. i ought to reciprocate, ma istidhi? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

MASSIVE rains right now. MADNESS in HAG. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.