Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar;959972 wrote: Eniwey, the best time to advertise on Yunifersal is the hours between 8-11 pm Soomaaliya time, especially the start of the news programs at 8 pm and 10 pm. couple of comments. 1. can we please have a Xigasho for the following...''Eniwey (anyways), the best time to advertise on Yunifersal (Universal TV) is the hours between 8-11 pm Soomaaliya time (GMT+3), especially the start of the news programs (programmes) at 8 pm and 10 pm'' 2. why can't people advertise on SOL? thanks in advance...... for your eagerly anticipated response. Al.

Safferz;959768 wrote: Happy 200 pages Alpha thanks Saffz, inabti. Re:song selected....i don't listen to nigger music. thanks nonetheless, though. :cool:

the new maid at Al's residence is 'dangerously close' to being SACKED. she calls very late every night (usually after 11:30am)....... since starting to 'apparently' remind me to send the following day's adeeg / provisions via Zaad. this is very inappropriate, ruunti. i will have to speak to her immediately and explain that she's not to call before 1am. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

my headphones have broken. i don't know how this happened. this is VERY BAD. :mad:

Adams, Universal TV have their studios in Ilford, East London. the key person you're looking for is Eng. Abokar Mahdi. he's become world famous for his excellent music videos and adverts. some of which, you might have already seen, and recognised for their 'sheer touch of class', which includes the use of exotic 'desktop screen savers' of the holidaying destination sort. see Qormaal's classic hit 'Dalsan'. more interestingly, perhaps, is Eng. Abokar Mahdi's use of lawn bowls venues or retired old peoples home as 'shooting locations'........ where A-LIST somali celebs like Jooqle ''erotically caress'' the flowers in such locations, without upholding the ethical virtues of the Somali Advertising Standards Authority (SASA). balse, what's most impressive about Eng. Abokar Mahdi's advertising portfolio, is the incessant and continual use of a new sort of ''marketing orientated'' somali poetry (usually voiced by Cagmadheere) which rolls on and on and on without stopping, in a way thats seemingly endless, as adverts are flooded across ''shashaada TV-ga''. in the critically acclaimed ''golden beach hotel'' advert, industry insiders claim the voice tag ''golden beach hotel'' was repeated 14 times in the 57 seconds long advert. in the ''yusra luza herbal cream'' advert, the owners of the company were mentioned by name as it was felt this would ''create a sense of familiarity for the brand and as well as a dedicated macmilship''. if you require any further info, please contact Eng. Abokar Mahdi's secretary. she's the fat cad-cad chick. good luck, inaar. Al.

hi y'all. jimco wanagsan oo wacaan. several comments.... 1. Saxil Supersonics lost against Badhan and i'm absolutely livid. i cannot begin to explain how pissed off i am with our shoddy performance. UNACCEPTABLE. we are now out of the tournament having lost two games now. worse, still....was my discovery that this tournament has 13 teams of 4 teams in 3 groups. that means there's an extra team. that is pathetic walahi. 2. one of my uncles from Cardiff came to see me today. i haven't seen the guy in almost 5 years. he's very spasticated and i'm SHOCKED (pronounced shoow-kee-id in the English spoken here) that.he claims not to have used wireless internet since the 26th of May.... he's being using Al's wireless internet all day and hasn't spoken nor asked about my affairs. him and his friend have been too busy planning late night rendezvous and liaisons of an illicit nature with the local gash. unfortunately, however, its been ruined by a funeral...LOOOOOOOOOOOL. (please be advised........ this is my own interpretation of events). 3. i went to visit my land earlier this afternoon. it was in an excellent condition and was very CLEARLY demarcated after the 'dispute'. i've reported this back to london and they are happy. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Haatu;959666 wrote: I saw a fellow waryaa on the bus today. We gave each other the universal Somali nod and as he was coming to sit next to my seat I gave him a dirty look that scared him away to the front of the bus You see I'm not turning into unsocial Xaaji Xunjuf but I was too busy concentrating (I frown when I concentrate) trying to decide if I knew him or not. Wallahi he looked uncannily like a friend of mine it was freaky. In the end he got off early and got another bus lol someone seemed scared, ma istidhi? next time, do something ridiculous and you won't attract such weird people. KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Haatu;959667 wrote: Alpha, as part of the efforts to save our language, I kindly request you to start using KKKK instead of LOOOL . As you see, all languages have their own way of signifying laughter online (the Arabs have hhhhhhh , the Japanese wwwww ) so us Somalis must do our best to preserve ours and increase the use of Somali online. Thank you. Dear Mr. Haatu, Thank you for your suggestion. At Alpha's thread we take all suggestions and ideas serious. As such, we've decided to present your idea to the management planning committee for consideration. Your thoughts and feedback is very important to us and we intend to seriously consider your suggestions. Mrs. Jane Hargreaves, PA to CEO

Apophis;959654 wrote: There's a point in every black man's life when he just can't look at a white skin anymore. you're the whitest black man alive ee sida uula soco. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

^ i know, somaha.... but lets see you capture the picture, inaar?

^ LOL@Warsamaale, ok, i'd admit there's a little exaggeration in these posts......but really, its true i'm doing power-point presentations and its NOT going well, i'm afraid.

Alpha Blondy;959628 wrote: just finished the first presentation........ we're still discussing. i've called a Q & A session. one guy is being deliberately difficult. i'm not sure why but i'm very close to losing the plot. he's dissecting my ideas and making a mockery of this mashruuc. :mad:

caption this....... ''polizilla on patrol.......''

Alpha Blondy;959529 wrote: going home to enjoy my jeudi soir. i've got some important guests coming over this evening to discuss the library. kinda worried. one of the key financiers is coming to Al's. i've put together some power-point presentations. i also borrowed the projector from my friend. bye, y'all. see y'all this evening, ya? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL just finished the first presentation........

going home to enjoy my jeudi soir. i've got some important guests coming over this evening to discuss the library. kinda worried. one of the key financiers is coming to Al's. i've put together some power-point presentations. i also borrowed the projector from my friend. bye, y'all. see y'all this evening, ya? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Safferz;959525 wrote: Just messing with you. don't mess with Al. :mad:

Haatu;959526 wrote: I'm in a rotten mood and I have absolutely no idea why. It might be to do with the fact that I couldn't sleep for most of last night because it was soo damn hot (I was still using my winter duvet, time to bring out the summer quilt). sheydaanka iska naar, inaar. LOL

Safferz;959506 wrote: I better not hear about you conveniently visiting Addis next week, it's already too close for comfort ^ what do you mean? i'm not intending to visit Addis anytime soon.

my little niece and nephew are FINALLY here. they are in berbera at the moment. i'm so excited to see them, walahi. my niece is 4 years old and i haven't seen her for 1 yr and 4 months. my little nephew was born may 29th 2013 and i have NEVER seen him. he apparently looks like me. 'they' say he has my personality, too..... i wonder if their mother will allow me to see them. i'm very shy and she's not exactly the greatest 'dumaashi", ma garateen? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Safferz;959461 wrote: Can't sleep must be the nerves and stuff. not long before Saturday, now. we'll finally have the same time zone, ma garatay? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

if i carry on working at this current pace and intensity, i will die. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Haatu;959327 wrote: Did he just say I greet you in the name of your ancestors? Reer S'land can keep him. actually, he started off by saying something along the lines of..... 'waxaan idi ku salaamaya salanta somaliyeed....''. he then proceeded, to explain, what can only be described as a discourse, of the verbal dexterity sort, which differentiated somalinimo and nation-states. he further added that somalinimo is a higher ideal than national constructs (he mentioned that his family lives everywhere). if you read between the lines, as i did, we can construe from these vague statements.......the guy hasn't change at all.

Haatu;959320 wrote: You see the problem those crazy Khawarijs cause for the rest of us? All blame falls on them, not these foolish islamaphobes. let us now start the blame game, ma istidhi? :confused:

Maaddeey;959317 wrote: I am astonished no body bothered to post it here!. i posted it my cantarbaqash thread at 8pm. so you needn't be astonished, ma garatay? http://www.somaliaonline.com/community/showthread.php/67859-Alpha-s-Troll-and-Cantarbaqash-Corner-LOL?p=959308#post959308 Alpha's Troll and Cantarbaqash Corner LOL - first for breaking news and other related nonsense.

Tallaabo;959305 wrote: People should understand that professor Samatar is still a unionist and has the right to express his political believes in a non violent or treasonous way. The guy was away from his native country for more than twenty years and is glad to be back home but that does not mean he ought to leave all his life-long held convictions about Soomaaliwayne at the door. No doubt there is a change in his views about the whole Somaliland-Somalia political narratives and is now more accepting of his people's wishes but he has neither abandoned his unionist views nor his Hiil Qaran party. you're just speculating, ma garatay? the professor has changed his views, i can confirm. his ultra-somaliweynism suffered a severe blow in those elections, back in august 2012. he probably regrets having anything to do with xamar and its merry-go-around cursed politics..... for goodness sakes, the man suffered a crashing defeat and got unless 1% of the votes. people can change and often adapt to changes in the political landscapes. this is not about 'life-long held convictions' and other baseless assertions founded on ''speculative wax la yidhi's''. we spoke at length and he's quite genuine about Somaliland ee sida uula soco, inaar.