Chimera;957973 wrote: Yeah, we need babies suckling on bottles filled with nuclear waste too, and soccer-balls replaced with human heads, now that's xaax. Throw in a 1/2 child policy(cut them from the waist down), and a IMF managed economy, and Somalia will be STRONG! very poor attempt at satire.

SOL has a twitter account. that's the biggest shock of the week.

^ any good? i'm out y'all. the weekend has gone so quick. :confused:

Safferz;957842 wrote: Indeed he did, and now he's calculating how to pursue a political career in the north. I just see it as political opportunism. And I don't belong to any fold except Soomaalinimo, ee siida ula soco :mad: you can't resist it, can you? you're deliberately trying to get me pissed, somaha? you're a ciyaal and a serial attention fiend. kulaha 'Soomaalinimo'? are you the patent holder for our collective will? ....... with the good professor back in the fold, i think we've met our yearly quota for PhD holders. find another mashruuc to lend your 'talents', ok? Cambuulo iyo bun;957846 wrote: He wont succeed in the north as well dont worry oo wayoow? there is talk he'll be given a ministerial position. he's very useful to SL.

Saxansaxo;957827 wrote: Good work initiating a dialogue. We have a similar project going on in Norway called tea-time, but it¨s not intended for the small group of Norwegian defence League members, its open for every non muslim. Some have changed their perception of muslims to the better and others not. But at least its worth a try. + 1

check out the updates for May 2013 tomorrow, inshallah.

Chimera;957820 wrote: Avoid the dry ones like these: and stay close to a dog, so you get a fresh one: Don't use gloves, stay natural sxb, you're a gardener! this is sabotage walahi. you're a sick person. :mad::mad::mad::mad:

Safferz;957817 wrote: I dislike him and I'm not sure why more Somalilanders don't. I'm not bothered by any particular political position, it's these qori ismaris (hat tip, SP) types who will say anything to orient themselves for a future political career who bother me. i highly doubt the good professor is a qori ismaris type. i'd say, he's finally learnt to rue his loss of opportunity in the south. anyways, we will welcome him back and i'm quite sure, you, too, will eventually come back to the fold. maxaay ahayd maahmaadi gaalkuu....go east or west, home is best....ee sida uula soco. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Cambuulo iyo bun;957809 wrote: LOL@Gif. are you angry? you're a little insecure these days, maxa dhacay?

Safferz;957804 wrote: :mad::mad: wayoow? why the anger?

^ isn't that what you wanted all along?

more pressingly perhaps.....is the number of Somalis in foreign jails, which has been estimated at 4,000 according to this interview I was watching on SOMALI Channel recently. bring our boys and girls home Mr. President.

Cambuulo iyo bun;957790 wrote: Yeah grape is nice too, have you tried Grenadine? i think you forget i'm in Somaliland sometimes, ma istidhi? Same here inaar tactis and predictions thats how i have come so far walahi :cool: I had this professor who never bothered to make new exams he always took the one he made exactly two years before, too bad it only took us 2 years to understand that pattern LOL@too bad it only took us 2 years to understand that pattern how long before you actually understand how to correctly put your name on the exam paper? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

i think at this rate.......Maury Povich maybe the best person to deliver an outcome. we'll need a PATERNITY TEST, ma istidhi? now, that Ahmed Madoobe is not in the running.....we have to assess the other 3, of which 2, still remain unnaturally conceived . LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

guess whose coming to town y'all? WELCOME and SOO DHAWOW indeed. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Cambuulo iyo bun;957775 wrote: Live iyo nus inaar,, Golden Al Fakher Eskandarani Apple inaar :cool: i like grape flavour. there is something arabesque about it. kinda reminds me of my student days. LOOOOOOOOOOL. Exams are over :cool::cool: exams were a never-ending-nightmare for me. i wasn't the smartest student but i always managed to get high grades and stuffs. for Al, it was all about tactics and predicting the final exam questions. it always worked, you know. . now, i''ve applied those same tricks to life and its failed me. i'm still getting to grips with the dark harsh realities of life post-university, ma garatay? ENJOY C&B.

Apophis;957769 wrote: Tradition? Are you high?? don't be ridiculous. of course, i am. tradition....because the big chains are all about profiteering. for instance, if you go to McDonalds, you're just ANOTHER customer to them nor do they provide those ever so crucial personal touches. also the way the produce is sourced is very important. i was a regular customer at this place in Bethnal Green, East London in those free-spirited uni days and they always provided the best customer service. i'd get my full English breakfast, a newspaper and a conversation. do you know what i mean? :cool: now a days, tradition, particularly, in the form of good old customer service is frowned upon, ma garatay? i did like Pret A Manger though.

^ it'll be on a technicality, then?

D.O.C;957759 wrote: Good evening folkes? I just can't wait for tmrw's football tournament and I say " come on hawd and oodweyne" FT rest. you know more about this ''football tournament'' than me? why is that? where are you based ina habar qaloocoow, inaar? :cool:

Apophis;957760 wrote: You have a point. The UK is not known for its fast food (besides the,frankly, horrid 'Fish n Chips'). nothing beats tradition. i do prefer small family-owned local eateries to the chains, ruunti.

tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuune. who remembers, y'all.

Safferz;957752 wrote: be that as it may, i wonder if you'd appreciate what can only be described as the ''deprave and pitiful sympathies'' of forum members, if you were in his situation. i certainly wouldn't. we are supposed to.....in aynu si gaara uu astuurno the plight and difficult circumstances of others..........not to parade one's individual acts of benevolence, ma garatay?

adams and these do-good'ers are lulling themselves into a false sense of piety. this voyeur-like paternalism is DISGUSTING. i don't think he'd appreciate such vile desecration of his person. let this man suffer in dignity and immediately cease from this Hollywood inspired sentimentality BS. :mad:

Cambuulo iyo bun;957746 wrote: Cool inaar.. Anigu i just came back to my hometown smoking shisha right now chilling might go out tonight and celebrate.. i bet the nightlife is live there, somaha? what flavour shisha are you smoking? i'm tempted to make a few 'tacmiraads' myself. [in an american accent] what are you celebrating, buddy? :cool:

Safferz;957735 wrote: I saw this the other day. Somalia bordering Pakistan i'm surprised we're not bordering Papua New Guinea.