this was on the radio last night. its going to be counter-productive according to Laura Hammond from SOAS.

underdog;964240 wrote: You have some issue that's weighing down on you. Unburden yourself and say what's on your mind. grow a sense of humour, why don't you? :mad:

Apophis;964243 wrote: I've been living on hotel food for 2 weeks. I feel sick and malnourished walahi. LOL@malnourished inaar, what are you talking about? hotel food is alright. you just need to change your routine around a bit, that's all.

nuune;964224 wrote: aan ku yara saxo, maag ma aha ee waa mag, tan kale mag inaad halkaa galiso ma ahan ee xaal ku badal, waana kaa aqbaley xaalka laakin xaalka waxaan bixinayaa kolkaad wiil ama gabadh dhasho bas, waa bilaad yaanyuur dhashaa dee ama bakeyle thanks for clarify, inaar. i'm lost for words, really. balse, this Ethiopian guy was recently telling me about 'monkey boy'. somewhere in the deep south of ethiopia, somewhere in the omo valley, there are various tribes with various customs and traditions....he spoke of the kara, mursi, hamar and nyangatom . he said, once the monkey king 'impregnated' a local woman and she borne him a son. for added value, he also said, the monkey tribes don't attack that village, because of 'monkey boy'. he said he saw the ''monkey boy'' but i think i'll leave it there because it can get very graphic.......ma garatay?

^ with 5 flags standing tall and proud in Buuhoodle, how will the organising committee ensure all parties are satisfied with proceedings, inabti?

^ not particularly, i was hoping to solicit a ''jealous reaction'' from either you or juxa. it seems like it worked. divide and rule, abti, ma garatay?

nuune;964222 wrote: Waryee Alpha, waan kaa qaadey, faraha ka qaad Rahima alwaaxyahow you needn't bother defending Rahima. she can stand on her on own, inaar, ma garatay? maxa cusub? i'm in a good mood all of a sudden? i wonder why, inaar? aar baal speak to your jinn colleagues and waxa ka weydi arrintas noo?

nuune;964217 wrote: ^^ Adigu waxaad u hadleysaa like inaad boy or girl dhalayso, war waxaad dhali doontaa yaanyuur ilka la' aar bal tan eega? oo wayoow? wax yaahas aad sheegeyso maag ba lugu kale qaata.

dhaaman akhyarta sharafta leh waan idiin salamay siba Rahima and Nuune. bacda salaan, soo dhag dhag maha?

^ Abu Kalab, your knowledge of the deen is somewhat 'suspect'. where did you learn your knowledge? and under who, adigo mudane? LOL@Kobayashi. you know Ususal suspects is one of my favourite movies of all time. awesome. Waa bila Towfiq AAAB

i'm LOVING my new Barry White DEEP VOICE, y'all. i sound so sexy over the phone, ma istidhi? i've been fooling everyone by saying ''i've been under the weather, recently'' and shit. people are so clumsy. LOOOL LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

song of the day. my favourite song in the world. i just love it.

N.O.R.F;964175 wrote: and the other details? Haglatoosiye as Health Minister??? notice it says Dr., ee soo ma aragtid?

N.O.R.F;964180 wrote: . edited some pro beesha haradaan comments miyaa? wax yaahas naga daa, dee.

^^ The NEW MINISTERS are as follows:- Minister of Foreign Affairs and International Cooperation Hon Mohamed Bihi Yonis Minister of Internal Affairs Hon Ali Mohamed Waran Cade Minister of Rural Hon Shukri Ismael Bandare Minister of Fisheries and Marine Resource Hon Ali Jama Farah (Burred) Minister of Posts and Telecommunication Hon Mohamed Jama Abgal Minister of Resettlement Hon Ahmed Abdi Kahin Minister of Technology, Research Hon Aden Ahmed Warsame Minister of Water Resources Hon Hussein Ahmed Abdile Minister of State in the Presidency Hon Mohmed Muse Abess Minister in charge of Peace and Reconciliation for Eastern Regions Hon Ali Mahmoud Hassan (Sandule) Assistant Minister of State for Education Hon Ahmed Nur Fahiye Assistant Minister of National Planning and Development Hon Hassan Dahir Dhimbil Assistant Minister of Agriculture Hon Aden Ibrahim Yusuf Ashqar Assistant Minister of labor and Social Affairs Hon Shukir Harir Ismael Assistant Minister of Information ,Culture and National Guidance Hon Abdiwahid Abdurrahman Abdiqaadir Assistant Minister of Defense Hon Abdi Dahir Amuod Assistant Minister of Commerce and Investment Hon Bashir Abdi Harir ----- RESHUFFLED Minister of Health Dr. Saleban Isse Ahmed kaar(Halgatosiye) Minister of Public Works ,Housing and Transport Hon Abdirisaq Khalif Ahmed Minister of Commerce and investment Dr. Mohamed Abdullah Omer Minister of Information ,Culture and National Guidance Hon Abdilahi Mohamed Dahir(Cukuse) Minister of Industries Hon Abiib Nur Diriye (Abiib Timacade) Presidential Advisor on Electoral Affairs and Political Organization Hon Abdi Ahmed Mahmoud (Xaabsade) Presidential Advisor on matters relating to Justice and Constitutional Affairs Hon Mahmoud Said Mahmoud(Gacamey) ------- Those Relieved of their Duties are as Follows:- Former Minister of Internal Affairs Hon Mohmed Nur Arrale ( Dur) Former Minister of Industries Hon Abdirasq Ali Osman Former Minister of Health Dr. Hussien Mohamed Mahmoud (Hog) Minister of Posts and Telecommunication Hon Ali Elmi Geele Assistant of Minister Education and Higher Learning Hon Ali Hamuud Jibril

^ tinu waa 1st of July, inaar.

hey y'all, what's happenin'? i think i've beaten the flu. p.s - i'm eating some oranges.

Cambuulo iyo bun;963904 wrote: Alfa iyo dhamaan akhiyaarta salaan sare!! hey bro, you good? sorry. was busy earlier on.

i'm SO PISSED OFF y'all. my sleep has been messed around with. i was rudely awoken to be given a full briefing over the phone. Silaanyo has changed and reshuffled his cabinet. this is big news. been on the phone since 2am finding out who's who. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

^ that i do not know. my intentions were merely to 'remind'. its a shame you feel this way. it is said, the believer will not enter the gates of heaven with even an atom's weight of ARROGANCE. waa bila towfiq. AAAB

i do remember him sort of promising to disclose a 'kiss and tell memoir' of his short but rich experiences of SL. word on the street is..... he will replace saylici.

underdog;963994 wrote: But I agree with with Shiekh Beta Al Brunette, Wudu and Ayatul Kursi is a great shield. Abu Kalab, are you of the view of those who stress adding 'lemon seeds' and a 'copper bracelet' to the aforementioned list of 'protective measures' ?

Aaliyyah;963989 wrote: I was talking to the poster of this thread. I haven't read your previous post. Sister Aaliyaah of Abu Hafsa Mosque, (lowers gaze) oh right, my cafwans are in order, indeed (muted voice)

Cambuulo iyo bun;963979 wrote: Why would one share potential business ideas? .. I got plenty and i aint sharing.. that's nonsense, inaar. if your plan is solid then it needn't matter what the competition does or thinks. Alz's ideas a somali art cafe. awesome idea. this would work in the west. slogan....''giving you a taste of Somaliland/Somalia'' catering business. slogan.........''taking care of all your needs, on that 'special day'....:p bespoke high end consulting firm - find something to consult people on. matrimonial services and halal compliant dating (trained maxraams to monitor all successful 'dates') administrative services business (to help people fill in application forms, registration service, notary, basic legal compliance services and stuff...) somali alternative and herbal medical shop - Dr. Ali Mao-Aweys -the German-Somali doctor is making millions and he doesn't cure anything. one-stop-shop for ALL your German Medical treatment (organise flights, accommodation and a choice of hospitals for those 'obsessed' with german medicine...) somaliland souvenir shop. EXCELLENT. ethnic tourism (organised trips to miyaa and other specific places of interests in SL and Somalia) DANGEROUS adventure-based voyeur tourism to Somalia - organise 'dangerous' trips around Mogdisho, Jubooyinka hoose and maybe Galkayo. set up meetings with AMISOM, RKM militia and other street militia type thugs (all actors). also let them meet key officials (actors). you'll also need a 'minder' (actor) from the ministry of 'national guidance' to keep tabs on them and to observe their activities at all times - induces a sense of being monitored and controlled. some organised 'clan attacks' with militias (all actors) with fake bullets....throw in some TERRORISM with some controlled IED explosions and a fake attempt at a suicide bombing..... oh and finally...some PIRACY related kidnapping (4 days MAX but pirates have be gargaarka deg-dega qualified, just in case...) doesn't have to be real but you ONLY sell the 'dangerous' aspects of Somalia. = MONEY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

go and do some market research marka hore and ask people what services they'd like. if you can't be bothered to do that.....then pick any random existing business and improve it using better management systems. if that doesn't tickle your fancy, then go for option C....somalise the business. give the business a somali flavour iyo makeover. simple. waa iga taalo.