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  1. whoa who whoa will the real president please stand up please stand up.... Bishop the imposter Get your perveted mind out here cuz u a child molester You neck to neck wit micheal Jackson as child lover #1 contender The difference between love and sex with you is fondling an alter boy and your pet monkey You a ryhme jacker...monkey in the dark beater I stretch miles to ViSiT bishop and introduce him to the the #1 punani beater el presidente signing off to handle some bixness a little teaser
  2. yes keep laughing. soon you will be laughing in moga...mogad...mogadus....oh whatever the place is called. *informs rice to keep tabs on this mofo*
  3. bush

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    Originally posted by Tenacious_J: Bush is the president, Bombing is what drives the govermen BarBeric is How they act Brutality is than a fact Bullshit is what were told Blurred Vissions is mold Blamed to be terrorized Bamboozled people mezmerized Son you are a confused child Becareful because that could be your last post
  4. Nomads and Junior nomads alike, I would like to take this oppurtunity to offer you guys an advice. Fighting back is in human nature, dont let those bucktoothed english *******s push you around. We all need to work together and rid terrorism in our lives. You see I would classifier this act as terrorism. Point blank an act of terror. Just say no to terror. Fight back and you will see how much respect you will get, even if you loose they wont keep picking on you. Hey I was once in your position back in my youth years in this great nation of mine. But I overcame it and now those *******s are paying a price. I would also take this opportunity to condem the killing of our diplomat in Jordan. Rest assure those who were behind it will be captured and dumped into Pelican bay prison and let those crazy gang member deal with them Thank you very much and God bless America
  5. Ladies and Gentlemens, Nomads and Junior nomads alike, I would like to take this oppurtinity to address people of this wonderful non terrorist site. I would also like to warn the owners of this site that if they ever think of funneling their funds towards a fellow by the name of Osama Bin Laden I will personally put holes all over your body. I know you guys are good guys. Stay that way. Now lets get back to the matter at hand. The issue the original creator of this thread brought up is very interesting and thought provoking. I would like to lay my case to all the members here. You see the Arabs are fools any many ways, I know they are the ones who taught as math, sceince, astronomy, and all other good stuff, plus that wonderful bread thingy called a falafel. But something in their brain went a miss and they started doing really dumb stuff and started making stupid decision. You see back in the good old days we were allied with the arabs against the british empire and we helped them in easing british rule. But what really pissed my people was when some of you Arabs sided with the Evil Empire of the Soviets. Did they really belived that the Soviets could outlast Americas determination. Since that episode we have been keen on showing them Camel riders not to ever bet against the mighty nation that I know rule. Somalians you have a choice to make today. Are the Arabs willing to help you the way we help you? Are they able to provide money and shelter to Somali families who need it? America is the only nation in the world that gives you oppurtunity to move foward. America is the only nation that allows you to keep your culture by providing social services that meet your cultural needs. Lets also look into how the Arabs have helped Somalis in the past. Are you guys aware that Yemen helped and encouraged Ethiopia to attack Somalia? Did you guys forget about the boat the sunked and killed hundreds of Somali refugees because the Saudis wouldnt allow it to enter its port? You see America has to survive and every country in the world will do the same thing we do if they were in this position. Put yourself in our countries shoes, if Somalia was as powerful do you think a country like Ethiopia would exists? Survival of the fittest
  6. Ladies and gentleman, my fellow citizens. Tonite we are nomads awekaned to danger and called to defend our freedoms. Our grief has turned to anger, and anger to resolution. Whether we bring our enemies to justice, or bring justice to our enemies, justice will be done. I wanna thank myself for my leadership at this important time. I also want to thank Junior nomads, Baby nomads, Senior nomads, and just plain nomads, plus all the nomads I have forgoten. Now let me get to my task. As a leader of the most powerful nation on the face of this earth, I have called on all nomads from far away as London, Australia, Kenya, and that coooooooooooold country north of as I think its called Canada to act against miss use of power by some moderators. On September 25th, enemies of freedom commicted an act of war on our forum. Nomads have known power hungry moderators of somalinet.com, Nomads have faced brutal regime of moderators at other well know Somali oriented websites, Somalis have met this moderators before--but they have not faced one at this lovely peaceful site. All of this was brought upon us in a single day....and a night fell on a different forum, a forum where freedom itself is under attack. A forum where TOPICS WERE BEING ERASED!! Nomads have many questions tonite. Nomads are asking: Who this perpetrators are? The evidence we have gathered all points to a collection of loosely affiliated moderators known as Al Erasers. They are the same erasers indicted for erasing topics at poetry, camel milk debate, womens corner, Islam and other forums. Al Erasers is to forum what the mafia is to crime. But its goal is not making money; its goal is remaking the forums -- and allowing uniteresting or thought provoking topics on nomads everywhere. The President of The United States(thats me)respects all other freedom of speech minding moderators--but we condem the Al Erasers. And we beliver that you are sheltering them and this is threatening nomads everywhere. By aidind and abetting Al Erasers you are committing a crime against the most powerful nation on earth(I like saying that). And tonight, the United States of America makes the following demands on the Moderators: Deliver to United States authorities all the leaders of Al Erasers who hide in your website. Give the United States full access to Al Erasers training camps, so we can make sure they are no longer operating. These demands are not open to negotiation or discussion. The Moderators must act, and act immediately. They will hand over the Al Erasers, or they will share in their fate.
  7. Are you kidding me? Are the turbans on your heads wrapped too tight? Have you gone too long without a bath? Americans are so hungry to kill, that we shoot at each other every day. We will relish that opportunity for new targets for our aggression. Have you forgotten history? What happened to the last people that started phucking around with us? Remember the little yellow *******s over in Japan? We slapped them all over the Pacific and roasted about 2 million of them in their own back yard. That's what we in America call a big ass barbecue. Ever seen Texas on a map? Ever wonder why it's so big? Because we wanted it that way, Mexico started jacking around with the Alamo and now they cut our lawns. England? We sent them packing. You forget desert storm? The only reason u got away the first time is because it's too hard to shoot someone when you're doubled over laughing at them. Our soldiers aren't trained to laugh and shoot at the same time. Now he couldn't stop a pack of cub scouts from taking over his shitty little country.