^No sxb, not really. No miciyo yet. I am only iritated alittle by the empty threats of Qudhac. I had to say something. Usually I don't bother. Qudhac, what are you on about? Proud of what exactly? Who are the warmongers in this scenario? Hmm? I don't get it!

^Lol. I am going to ask you about the day you don't wish to remember. Northerner, you've been following the tenis? I flick through the telly sometimes, and all I see is wimbledon staff either uncovering or covering the pitch. Poor sods . But I have not been following who's playing who. Yesterday must've been the finals, because all the Somalis were present and cheering loud. So loud that, Thiery, Yacquun iyo Nino who came to see me were puzzled: why are they cheering so loud they asked me? Isn't tenis supposed to get clapping? I don't know I said. You can't blame Somalis, for them it's like football . Anyway, I am resigned to the state of the weather now. To be honest, I got scared for my life when the thunders started lol. Sometimes you have to heed the warning

^You think that'll drive me nuts? Oh no sir it wont. I see a positive thing in that seemingly dreadful picture; fireworks! It can put on quite a show, I heard . [edit]Stoic, I have a syndrome called 'Selective Sanifaad'. Only few situations annoy me. And that happens every several years . PS: On a second thought, STOIC, I'll be happy with a link :cool: . MsDD, so sorry dear. I am metamorphosizing into the perfect git personified. It's a phase that I go through every 10 years. Or maybe this time I've hit the much loved 'mid-life' crisis. Might not be as old, but for sure my brain feels 60. I'll to find 'xabatul loos' soon as possible . Ducada dhankayga ku soo gama!

^Ofcourse I had something to say; to tell you to stop deluding yourself. Somaliland army this, Somaliland army that! You think your phantom army is all that mighty to reduce everything to rubble. Oh I am scared . Son. don't get ahead of yourself now. Get your priorities right first. You don't want another war in another region, would you? It would be silly really. Riyaale is gambling, and you'll be paying the price for his habits.

^Oh put a sock in it would ya!

^If you want a bah yar, sxb why not be frank about it?

OK. Maybe I will. Malika, it's not the raining that I am concerned with, it's the confusing admixture. Straight rain, ok, good. Straigh sunny day, oh, even better. But switch between minutes is iratating. And believe you me, it takes a great deal of stuff to iritate me. Perhaps I am just mirroring the battles I fought last night in my nighmare. This giant Goliath kept hitting my head with an over-sized club. He never could miss it, baf! Not even once. I ducked and shifted my head as swiftly as I could, but nada! It was as if my head was the centre of gravity for his club. Finally, I ducked so hard that I must have literally flown out of bed and collided with one of the walls, because by the time I regain my composure I could I was lying flat on my face somewhere in the region of the door area. Was I trying to flee within my nightmarish dream? Was I? You tell me. Now my head hurts and I am pissed. At all things. But anyway, good for you Malika. It seems you have found a use for this weather. Maybe it will allow you to inspect your car and garden to see if they had enough of the washing or watering they need. For me, I have no camels to graze this green land. It's what annoyes me most. It rains so much but it doesn't have camels. Geel beela ingriisoow, oo geeliina Garre qaad! PS: It stopped raing. It's sunny now

The day is half sunny, half grey, half rainy and half (of everything I know of all things) shyte. When the sun and the clouds childishly begin to play hide and seek, letting on a ray of light and then a drop of rain to go with it, it is really like they are taking the micky over me. And I can't have them play silly games over my head. But then again Somalis always told me as a boy (and I believed), 'be patient boy, don't be angry with nature. When rain and sunlight mix, know that the time when Hyenas are birthing is finally upon us. This time, they said, is when they are delivering they young ones! It's Waraabe-dhal period. Don't curse the day!' But why the fck do I care about stup!d Hyenas? I don't care and as far as I am concerned, they should be wiped out altogether to stop this bloody sun and clouds playing games over our head. I may be able withstand whole-some extermination of fck-up creatures but I can't stand for silly games. No sir, I wont! Now, you better not play games on me; that's a clear attempt to piss me off! And really, you don't want me pissed off because that'll be the end of all. Now, as I saying before I went about warning you reading not to piss me off, if you are in London, I want you to look outside the window of the God-forsaken trap-cube you are locked in. Do you see how the fcking weather is misbehaving? I mean have you in your (not so bloody interesting) life, seen, a misbehabiour this severe? If she (the weather) was my wife, I'd have sure caused her GBH with three tallantaalis dalaaqahs , so hefty and flaming, that the earth under her feet would melt and suck her down below into a swamp of inferno! But pity she isn't! She isn't even anywhere as pretty as the next human female. Just a minute ago when I asked you to look outside your window, it was pouring, now? It's fcking sunshine, isn't not? You see what I am telling you? This is a conspiracy, I tell you, a conspiracy. A conspiracy I cannot, for fear for my life, I cannot utter its conspirator! I just can't name names. I mean I can but I better not. There is a power that be that you can't really mess with. A power so immense and all knowing that my 'future' forming thoughts are always documented, even before I could commit the sins themselves! Who can even 'think' of protesting, eh? Fck! I am sinning now because I am thinking. OK, once more, let me stop digressing elsewhere and speak of my agitation: the weather. I say let the world be darn Global-Warmed. Nuke some of it's parks, sink another part, and empy half of it of all it's inhabihants (trees, animals, organisms you name it). Then watch it warm, CONSISTENTLY. You see consistency is what I want to see, it should either be sunny or dark, rainy or dry and so on. This business of the weather showing its smile one minute and it's arrse the next minute is no good. No good at all and I am not happy with it! Something should be done, I say! OK, I am part relieved. I will leave you now. If you've been upset by my irate post, SUE ME! I have nothing to loose! I may even sue the court itself for wasting the time of a grumpy man. I think I'll have a case there. Anyway, good luck. Better still, speak out and vent! BUT WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T, I REPEAT, DO NOT UNDER CIRCUMSTANCE, ANNOY HIM! If anything happens to you, you cannot blame me! Bye now. I think He is pissed! It's bloody cats and camels! This kind of rain has not been seen in London before ! Forgive me, Lord!

^Lucky she, she died. That's a relief.

'Somalis will become extinct' 26/06/2008 22:07 - (SA) Mogadishu - Conflict in Somalia has killed 2 136 civilians so far this year, bringing the death toll since an Islamist-led insurgency began in early 2007 to 8 636, a local human rights group said on Thursday. The Mogadishu-based Elman Peace and Human Rights Organisation said it had also recorded 11 790 civilian injuries since the start of last year, when rebels began attacking the Somali government and its Ethiopian military allies. "If the international community does not intervene to stop the massacre in the country, Somalis will soon become extinct," the group's chairperson, Sudan Ali Ahmed, told Reuters. As well as civilian deaths, hundreds of fighters on both sides have also died, locals say. The insurgency - the latest in a cycle of conflict since the 1991 fall of a military dictator - has compounded the effects of drought and poverty to create what aid workers call one of the worst humanitarian crises in the world. 'The disaster is happening now' "Somalia is no longer on the verge of catastrophe, the disaster is happening now," Medecins Sans Frontieres (MSF) director of operations Bruno Jochum told a Nairobi press conference in the latest international warning. The United Nations says one million Somalis - out of a total population of about nine million - are living as internal refugees in the Horn of Africa nation. But the Elman rights group, in figures given to Reuters, put that number at 1.9 million. Tens of thousands of Somalis have also fled to neighbouring countries. The governments of Ethiopia and Somalia dispute the numbers of dead and displaced, saying rights groups are accepting Islamist "propaganda" and exaggerating the situation. Mogadishu, the epicentre of the conflict, has seen an upsurge in fighting since a UN-brokered peace agreement at the start of this month. Hardline Islamists rejected the pact, signed by the Somali government and some opposition members. In the latest violence on Thursday, Islamists killed nine policemen in Mogadishu after tricking them into a meeting, and shot dead two government soldiers in a central village, Rebay, locals and authorities said. Source: news24

Hello, CinnamonBark. You're welcome. It's good to know you . PS: Marx, what are you talking about? We're just getting started!

Money, well done. Brilliant translation sxb. PS: It's the 9th of Arafah .

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Malika, the East End of London... It's the ladies that are short ... Ps: Jumca wanaagsan too dear

^What do you need male newbies for? This place is teeming already. Originally posted by Cadaan: LOL Leave it to the old men to turn this introduction thread into a pervert-fest Welcome to SOL Cinnamon, and hopefully we haven't turned you away yet. Nope. It ain't happening Cadaanka . Welcome dear girl, welcome.

^Lol. Im at a place where I am the tallest! Bloody short people lol. No, I left the mosque...after the prayer.

^Yeah . Hitting the clubs caawa?

I had a Qare drink after Jumca prayer...Nothing yet! :confused:

Innaa Lillaahi Wa Innaa Illaahi Raajicuun! Only the lucky amongst us die such a sweet death! Alle u naxariistaha is my hero.

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^You can say that again...!

Ceyroow Jnr has got a point though, some Ethiopians entered Somalia through Puntland. As is still fresh in the mind, I call recall Cade Muse admiting (in paraphrase) 'Itoobiyaanka haa anigaa u yeertay' . Who remember's that? Or are we suddenly suffering from partial amnesia? Having said so still I don't think we need anymore fireworks within Somalida. But I can see Ceyroow Jnr's logic for suggesting an invasion. Ceyroow, even if an invasion was be carried out, such adventure would really stretch the resistance's resources to the limit. Which also means one would have to invade Somaliland too . For the time being, we won't be able to do all that. Men and resources are limited.

Hey good luck lady I'm not trust him to look after my goats anyday .

^Now, take Obama's banner from your signature. The man has lost it in this issue.

^Lol. Adigu yarta cirridkeeda maxaa ku tusiyey ardaalyahow . Teeda kale, anigiyo Cabdiyo hadalkayaga waa 'si yar sir yar, qunyar, ma isugu shushubiseen!' . Marka farahaaga sumbuusada naga illaali PS: Waan arkayaa in aad dhoocin oo aad Dhoocil ula jeeddo igu tiri. Ku cafin maayo, iilka iyo jidka Aakhiraan kugu sugayaa Adeer .