Allah ha u saqiro Insha Allah oo wax ka fiican kana kheyr badan ha ugu badalo Insha Allah. Peace, Love & Unity.

Real Woman: Here is a woman who has a small body and she is a relatively short in height but with the largest heart you can ever imagine, she has a heart so large that everybody's pain and sorrow has found a welcome place in it and a hospitable accommodation and after all this she still finds a safe spot in her golden heart to accommodate the unconditional love that she has for her husband and their three lovely children. In today's lost and selfish society she is considered to be a loser because she wouldn't walk around naked just to demonstrate her "new found" freedom, she wouldn't sell her soul to the devil just to be seen as a feminist and she wouldn't jeopardise her health and her god given natural beauty by drinking, smoking and taking drugs just to be a liberal woman. Just because she is wearing the traditional Muslim dress doesn't mean she is under any sort of oppression, just because she refuses to be exploited by evil men doesn't mean she is less feminine or she is not blessed with a beautiful body but she knows she doesn't need to prove that to anybody but to her loving husband as she is a loving wife to her life long companion and a adorable Mom to her children who give her the greatest joy any fortune couldn't buy and her husband knows that he has a true gem in her as she is the reason why he is so happy and he also knows that he can always depend on her as she is his pillar of strength because she is a Muslim wife and a real woman indeed. Peace, Love & Unity.

Depends on my mood. Peace, Love & Unity.

1- When you go into a hotel you always see Reception,why do you never see ception? 2- If you are not tired how can you be retired? 3- Why do people think british safety standards are so good when Titanic was made to british safety standards? 4- If your wife left you for another woman,should you hold the door open for both of them? 5- Are cows always in fashion because they are always wearing leather? 6- What exactly is "midair",is there some other part of air besides the "mid' part? 7- Some TV commercials tell us to not try it at home,where else are we supposed to try it?at school or at work or at the public bathrooms? 8- Is the real purpose of the Olympics just to let us know about all the countries in the world that we have never heard about before? 9- Does it take two half-sales to make a Wholesaler? 10- If a comedian does a gig at an old peoples's home,how does he know if he is any good? after all they just piss on themselves anyway. 11- If Mike Tyson bit his wife's ear when he is making Love to her,would it be a foul play or a sacrament? 12- If Maxwell House coffee is good to the last drop,then what is wrong with the last drop? 13- When a female lawyer loses her briefs,is she a solicitor? 14- Just what was it on the other side of the road that made the Chicken want to cross it? 15- If the pen is mightier than the sword and a picture is worth a thousand words then how dangerous is a Fax? 16- If Madness takes it is Toll,do you need an exact change? 17- What is the difference between retired and unemployed? 18- If you call the Paper to put an Ad in,should you not tell them about it because it is Classified? 19- At the Movies,why is it that during all Police investigations it is neccessary to visit a strip joint atleast Once? 20- Would living in a Nudist colony take all the fun out of Halloween? 21- Is the best way to keep death off of the roads to drive on the pavements? 22- If people who shun meat are Vegeterians,are Cannibals then considered to be Humanitarians? 23- If i save the Whales,where do i keep them? 24- Why is it that when you have less food, you always get more craving? 25- Why should we ever pay attention to what the bloody critics say?after all,have any statues ever been erected to honour a bloody critic? 27- If the Internet is the information superhighway then where are the patrol cars? 28- if you wore two pairs of 3-D glasses at the same time would you be able to see in 6-D? 29- Why do you always get a shock when you see somebody you know on TV? 30- If a journey of hundred miles starts with one step,does a journey of 50 miles start with a half step? 31- Did man invent languages to satisfy his deep need to complain? 32- Why do all the perfect drivers always seem to be in the backseat? 33- Why do we always ask "is life worth living"? why don't we ever ask "is death worth dying"? 34- Why do people who know the least always shout the loudest? 35- Why is it that most women's problems start with Men?MENestration,MENopause and MENtal anguish? 36- Why do people say "It is Dog eat Dog World"? Dogs do not eat other Dogs but Humans eat other Humans. 37- When they say time flies,where does it fly to? 38- Do cemetary workers prefer the graveyard shift? 39- Is Vibration a motion that cannot decide to make up it is mind which way it wants to go? 40- If you get cheated by the better business bureau, who do you complain to? 41- If life is a big joke,why couldn't my Somali people get it? Peace, Love & Unity.

There is NO WAY in Kakumo a healthy man, I mean a real man and a woman can be friends without. I laugh with embarrassment when people try to convince themselves with such monkey business. Peace, Love & Unity.

'Course its...I don't even know what the bloody thing is/does (Twitter) and yet watu wa ushago wanayo never mind knowing about it. Lol wacha wivu madam kama Rift Valley haina Twitter. lol Peace, Love & Unity.

He's desperate for Western recognition ala Ayan but in truth all he does is expose his ignorance about Prophet Muhammad (AS) and Islam in general otherwise he wouldn't have written this tripe...bowing down to him (The Propeht) ? Excuse me? Who bows down to him? hates 'other' things about him? like what exactly? If he knew anything about prophet Muhammad (AS) he would'be found out that he would've been the first one to disapprove all these bid'a (innovations) that has crept into Islam including the so-called Mowleed and last but not least he would also know that The Prophet (sallallahu 'alaihi wa sallam) has said: Do not over praise me as the Christians over-praised the son of Mary. I am His slave so say: 'Allah's slave and messenger' [Al-Bukhaari and Muslim] and Ali (May Allah be pleased with him) narrated that the Prophet (p.b.u.h.) said, “Do not tell a lie against me for whoever tells a lie against me (intentionally) then he will surely enter the Hell-fire.” (Bukhari 1/106 and Ibn Majah 1/31). Muslims these days tell open lies about Prophet Muhammad (AS) and it's a crying shame because he warned us against this here. 'Abdullah Ibn Abbas (May Allah be pleased with him) narrated that Allah’s Messenger (p.b.u.h.) said: Be mindful when transmitting a Hadith from me. (Transmit) only that which you know (very well) for he who intentionally lies about me will find his abode in Hell-Fire.” (Tirmidhi 232). May Allah s.w guide us all through the righteous path Insha Allah. Peace, Love & Unity.

NGONGE, Waar isku xishoo dee oo inaga daa bahasha. Liverpool iyo Arsenal are the biggest small clubs in the world with the players and the mentality to match. Peace, Love & Unity.

LoooooooooooooooooooooooooL I know this guy. Walle Youtube maxaa la isku arkay? LoooL. Peace, Love & Unity.

Narniah;790188 wrote: Actually honesty comes from strength whereas Lying and deceit stem from weakness. Good point. I've always believed that lying is something only cowards use simply because they do not have the courage or the guts to face or deal withthe reality. PS. Duceysane, gabartu waa daacad ee doqon ma aha lol. teeda kale it doesn't take a lot to spot a dishonest Faarax. Peace, Love & Unity.

Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar;790089 wrote: Soomaalicentric, last time I knew, laba luggooti ayee ahayd. I don't know waxa iga dambeeye. I thought she was a guy all along...ceebey tacaal. its clear that I'm definitely getting old for SOL meesha waa inaan iskaga baxaa oo aan beerteyda iyo xoolaheyga aan isaga mashquulaa markaan. Peace, Love & Unity.

faarah22;790136 wrote: mostly it is muslims being unreasonable you have to agree in these kinds of situations. they want host countries to adapt to their culture and ways. it is arrogant and irritating mindset. When did you see muslims being unreasonable? What do you mean by 'their culture'? Give me one simple case other than the tripe you've been fed by the islamophobic US and the rest of the Western media? Be just and try to do some personal research for your own benefit because all muslims want/ask for is for them to practice their faith in peace and follow and live by the principles of their faith, is that too much to ask for? No muslim in his/her right mind would demand The Sirah, Sahih Bukhari and Sahih Muslim taught in western public schools and finally I would like to advice you to read the history of the missionaries in south america or the ones in Africa in the late 18th to early 19th century. Peace, Love & Unity.

Bashka, When are you going to invent 'Beedaan Inc' and put the rotten Apple in its place? Peace, Love & Unity.

Sister you're right some people do associate honesty and kindness with weakness especially in this day and age where people openly deceive, cheat, lie and steal without a hint of a shame and it's sad therefore I'd advice you to retain your sincerity/honesty at any cost Insha Allah. Peace, Love & Unity.

Lol Baashi awoowe ileyn geek baad aheyd? Peace, Love & Unity.

Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar;790078 wrote: sister Sister aa? Allow ceebta astur. balaayaa ka dhacday meesha. Peace, Love & Unity.

ElPunto;790042 wrote: and even worshipping another prophet ... Talk about misinformed...poor lad. PS. Only if he knew how many Faaraxs and Xaliimos exclaim 'Jesus Christ' every time annoyed/hurt/disappointed/ or any other matter he would be shocked and yet they don't even know what it means. Peace, Love & Unity. Peace, Love & Unity.

Maaddeey;789911 wrote: * Off to Lake Nevasha .* Lake Naivasha is amazing! enjoy seeing the flamingos and the flowers as they make a stunning view. Peace, Love & Unity.

LoooL. watu wa ushago wame ndelea sana. ajabu sana. Peace, Love & Unity.

BOB;784480 wrote: PS. I cannot see Arsenal knocking Milan out of the champions league unless Milan have a shocker and Arsenal a blinder. As expected Arsenal got spanked and I'm not even surprised. Peace, Love & Unity.

It’s something that I would definitely love to do in the near future Insha Allah my brother and Thanks for the compliments. Peace, Love & Unity.

The Nameless. He leans against the concrete white wall wishing he wouldn’t take another fall his eyes filled with sadness and despair he hopes he's seen by which is unknown he lives a game by which he knows is unfair he enters the loud and the full room unnoticed hoping he’d at long last get a call of his name but the deafening silence crushes his hopes as the people around him do the same he struggles to push away from the white wall his bare feet felt heavy on the cold floor finally he hears a call and his heart sinks for everyone knows his name won’t be called now. Peace, Love & Unity.

Broken Wings: As the morning sun rises and embraces my face, it warms my cheeks and my heart like erasing mistakes. I've had detours in my life yet it soothed my soul guided me forward when I would lose my self control it has dried my tears when I wept at the demise of my dream awakened me gently when I slept for days with sorrow it made dreary days beautiful with glistening rainbows it disappears every night I’m alone an the pain grows I’m not guaranteed a tomorrow so when the sun sets I talk to the stars with words that were left unsaid. as the sun rises again new hope fills my twisted veins because I fought through the night and still I remain I reach out to the sky unafraid of all the unspoken things only for me to slowly realize I’ve been flying with broken wings. Peace, Love & Unity.

Inna Lillahi Wa Inna Ileyhi Raajicuun. Peace, Love & Unity.

Loool@ Xaaji. Peace, Love & Unity.