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  1. Have you ever noticed it's only the girls that have the mistaken impression that they're "all that" that get "allegedly" stalked. "Oh my god, everyones following me :eek: "
  2. Haye, Dnd, Zu madaxa halagelin. Crouching tiger oo kale inta geedaha ku kor ordo oo sidii hidden dragonkii kaga dhex baxaa. Bruce lee aa inadeerkiis waye. Hayeey, "wax on" "wax off" iskajiir.
  3. I probably write better english than somali but I spend the whole day speaking english and I come in here to chit-chat with my peeps. Baasaboor iyo doolar aan karabey, afka waa kumahadsanyihiin lakin midki aan horay uwatey aan kusiisoconaa.
  4. Originally posted by Qac Qaac: i would say don't give any guy a chance. Waryaa, qac qaac, if you had your way we'd all be single waiting to be hooked up with a cousin or neighbours daughter. Listen, a simple compliment or a "hi" is an opening door, you can choose to walk through that door and find out what the guys real intention is. (you can get your minds out of the gutter because sex is not the only thing I'm talking about). Next time you need change for the parking meter and you need to break a bill, find a store with a girl (or for you ladies, a guy), give her/him "the look" (if you don't know it, I can't help you)and a half slick smile and see how fast you get service with a smile. As for the simple convo, know this: You'll only get played/conned/led astray if you want to be.
  5. underdog

    A broke man

    Rudy, maybe folks haven't been broke this century...
  6. In my personal opinion, I don't think atheletes and entertainers deserve the amount of money they get. Considering their contribution to society, Now every kid wants to make it, by becoming a singer or basketball player.
  7. means : You're interest and affections are crippled and there's no handicap access to my heart"
  8. Originally posted by *Pessimistic-Sue*: So how about you guys tell us how you would prefer being rejected? We'd Rather you didn't but if you must: "Jaceeylkada jiis waye, ma socdo" will do just fine.
  9. Once there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She loved them but unfortunately, they had always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to her. Then one day she met a man and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry she thought to herself, "He is such a sweet and gentle man, he would never go for this carrying on." She made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later her car broke down on the way home from work. Since she lived in the country she called her husband and told him that she would be late because she had to walk home. On her way, she passed a small diner and the odor of the baked beans was more than she could stand. Since she still had miles to walk, she figured that she would walk off any ill effects by the time she reached home. So, she stopped at the diner and before she knew it, she had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home she putt-putted, and upon arriving home she felt reasonably sure she could control it. Her husband seemed excited to see her and exclaimed delightedly, Darling, I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then Blindfolded her and led her to her chair at the table. She seated herself and just as he was about to remove the blindfold from his wife, the telephone rang. He made her promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned. He then went to answer the telephone. The baked beans she had consumed were still affecting her and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while her husband was out of the room she seized the opportunity, shifted her weight to one leg and let it go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pig farm. She took her napkin and fanned the air around her vigorously. Then, she shifted to the other cheek and ripped three more, which reminded her of cooked cabbage. Keeping her ears tuned to the conversation in the other room, she went on like this for another ten minutes. When the telephone farewells signaled the end of her freedom, she fanned the air a few more times with her napkin, placed it on her lap and folded her hands upon it, smiling contentedly to herself. She was the picture of innocence when her husband returned, apologizing for taking so long, he asked her if she peeked, and she assured him that she had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and she was surprised!! There were twelve dinner guests seated around the table to wish her a "Happy Birthday"!!!
  10. underdog

    A broke man

    Originally posted by disillusioned-N-despondent: Why would anyone go out on a date when they are broke? Funny ppl. We're genetically pre-disposed to "represent" through thick and thin, in good times and in bad time, through sickeness and in health....you know how it goes.
  11. Fair has nothing to do with it, X. The college level sports, especially in the states is crazy, Colleges make hundreds of thousands of dollars from college sports and the athletes don't even get paid, in return they get a scholarship.
  12. underdog

    A broke man

    Tuugiye, here's the deal, cash flow restrictions happen from time to time and you have to improvise when necessary. If you're chronically broke, then you have bigger issues than a date to worry about. Personally, I had a dry spell, mid summer, a few days before payday, cards are maxed out and the car was running on fumes, so I picked up one of those free lifestyle magazines and looked for something that would fly. Bingo!!! Symphony of fire....(for those of you that are not Torontonians, thats an international fire-works competition held every year). So I spotted $20 from a buddy, got $10 of gas and drove her to a premium lake shore spot ( you can't beat it, fire-works show on one side and the city sky line on the other and a nice breeze coming of the lake) bought her an ice-cream popped in the slow-jams CD and she was happier than a fat kid in a candy store. And that, my friend, is how you do it.
  13. 1- Location- Toronto 2- Fave sport- NFL football 3- Fave team(s)- Titan, Cowboys, Maple Leafs, Flyers 4- How often do u do sport - not in the winter. 5- Occupation - Telecom technician 6- Other interests - Social justice 7- other sports - Hockey, Basketball (Lebron is the real deal) 8- what sport do u hate and why? - Baseball...12 minutes of action spread over 3 hours. what sport do u hate and why? - anything american. yep including basketball How can you possibly hate this? In Week 16, trailing by a touchdown with six seconds remaining in the Saints' December 21 game in Jacksonville, quarterback Aaron Brooks connected with Donte' Stallworth on a 42-yard pass. Stallworth then ran across the field and flipped the ball to Michael Lewis, who gained seven yards and pitched the ball back to McAllister who ran five yards into a pack of Jaguars before pitching the ball back across the field to Jerome Pathon. With the help of an outstanding block by Brooks, Pathon scampered the final 21 yards for an apparent game-tying touchdown. However, New Orleans became the first team in NFL history to score a touchdown as time expired and lose the game on a missed extra point. YEAH, the kicker missed the easy conversion.
  14. "just like you people"???? what makes you think I'm a "Kenyati"? is that an assumption on your part based on me speaking the language? The struggle for recognition,the economic calculation,and the poor state of education. I'm not sure where you lived and what your particular situation was, BUT that line is a blatant lie. Apart from Indians, No other ethnic community has enjoyed more economic success as Somalis. And you say a poor state of education???? The level of education our somali brothers and sisters are getting in Canadian and US high schools, does not come close to Kenyan eduaction. You might not get a job in Kenya, but high school graduates there are definately better educated than the ones here.
  15. underdog

    Metro-Sexual

    Winger, Bro...one hour???? Sounds like you have some personal presentation issues. Are you that worried about what people think about you? or is it a vanity issue.
  16. underdog

    Metro-Sexual

    Originally posted by XENA_FAN: But cleaness is important part of islam...So i guess if he cuts his nails and cleans his clothes and atleast knows designer he is wearning...oh yeah and doesn't over use perfum like a crazy woman...I got no problemo with him and wouldn't of him as a "sissy" Well, that's normal guy, by all definitions. If a guy falls short of that description, then he's just a slob and needs direction in his life. As far as designer clothing goes, you're toeing the line. If you have time to worry about whats new and whats hip, you got too much time on your hands...get what you're comfortable in and your confidence should carry you through. Clothes do not make the man.
  17. Stoic, you can't generalize an entire nation because of the actions of a few. Are you being treated like royalty in ATL? We as Somalis prospered in Kenya, before and after the war. Don't let minor setbacks blind you to the bigger picture.
  18. Yo, you see the humour in it now, but I've been in that scene. At about 3 am, somewhere between Garissa lodge and Jujaa. This cop asked me one question that cost me 300 shillings: Watu watatu wanatembea saa hii yaa usiku, Polisi, waizi na malaya. Kwa hiyo tatu, wewe ni gani?
  19. I just sorry that you listen to Blink 182 - Where are the slightly old people? This ones for you: "Can’t you see what you do to me I think about you all the time My mind is hazy and I’m mixed up feeling crazy over you Let’s not waste anytime" 4 guys, had a couple of hits. if you've haven't heard this in a while or ever...Download this jam.
  20. Originally posted by Kool_Kat: Last time I knew, I only owed $18,000 for a 3yr period...Now it is $24,000...And believe me I am not planning to pay them back... I just hope my life doesn't depend on it... Well, You'll have to pay what you owe at some time. You can't go to Hajj with debt. Pay off what you owe. If the bank wrote off the debt and it's at a collection company, call them and arrange to make payments as long as no interest is accruing on the balance. They'll tell you that interest is automatically applied on the account...That's bullsh!t. Once the bank writes it off, they'll basically be happy to get back something.
  21. Originally posted by Kool_Kat: Last time I knew, I only owed $18,000 for a 3yr period...Now it is $24,000...And believe me I am not planning to pay them back... I just hope my life doesn't depend on it... Well, You'll have to pay what you owe at some time. You can't go to Hajj with debt. Pay off what you owe. If the bank wrote off the debt and it's at a collection company, call them and arrange to make payments as long as no interest is accruing on the balance. They'll tell you that interest is automatically applied on the account...That's bullsh!t. Once the bank writes it off, they'll basically be happy to get back something.
  22. I guess if we all get along perfectly, that would mean we all have the same personality, and where's the fun in that?
  23. underdog

    Metro-Sexual

    Hey, we've always groomed ourselves and ironed out pants and shirts and clipped our nails and brushed our teeth. that's been around forever. Metro-sexual is NEW animal. They take this to a disturbing level. These guys go to a salon to get their eye brows trimmed and lined, they wear makeup, they get zero-prescription colored contact lenses to change their eye color. They get thier teeth professionally whitened, botox injections to get rid of wrinkles. I don't care how many women he gets...Thats GAY.
  24. You could always default and let the account go to 3rd party collection. Once it gets there you're not getting interest and you can pay off the loan. The only time that wouldn't work is if you're looking to get more credit, because your credit rating will go down the toilet.
  25. You could always default and let the account go to 3rd party collection. Once it gets there you're not getting interest and you can pay off the loan. The only time that wouldn't work is if you're looking to get more credit, because your credit rating will go down the toilet.