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  1. 2013: *Images have been removed to safeguard the dignity of the families of those portrayed*
  2. I second Apophis' diagnosis. You're BORING. Now, with that being said, I sense a deeper issue; the need to be in a 'category'. You shouldn't look to others to justify your spot in existence. You are who you are and you should do what you want to do. I'm not sure how old you are, but I think you may be past the age of requiring instruction to accomplish tasks. If you want to spend your days hanging upside down from a lamp-post, DO IT - just remember facing consequences comes with the territory. Take the 'characters' here on SOL, most of them would hardly be classified as "Normal" from Megalomaniacal egotists to raging narrow-viewed feminists to apologists to submissives . Everyone has his/her own POV. You really shouldn't worry too much that some other flawed human says you're flawed.
  3. In this age of hyper-techno connectivity with all the mobiles, facetime, twitter, skype, smoke-signals, carrier pigeons it is practically impossible to get to someones door to find out he's not home. even if you scheduled to meet there and you get to your married friend's crib early, YOU WAIT outside in the cold/rain/snow until the man of the house is home.
  4. Haatu;915599 wrote: Somalis are disorderly, loud, disrespect authority, very cunning and prone to fits of violence/anger. Haatu, I like how this statement perfectly matches your avatar. LOL
  5. underdog

    To impress....

    Waranle_Warrior;914497 wrote: Lol It shows how woman are more stable and need more time and effort to win them over while a man's brain is irrational and dwell on quick, temporary short living matters. On the contrary, WW men are straight-forward and simple and women are MAD (see Ngonge's hypothesis in the other thread). Consider everyday things like the drive thru ATM: MALE PROCEDURE * 1 Drive up to the cash machine. * 2 Put down your car window. * 3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN. * 4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. * 5 Retrieve card, cash and receipt * 6 Put window up * 7 Drive off FEMALE PROCEDURE * 1 Drive up to cash machine * 2 Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine * 3 Set parking Brake, Put the window down * 4 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. * 5 Turn the radio down * 6 Attempt to insert card into machine * 7 Attempt to insert card into machine * 8 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car * 9 Insert card * 10 Re-insert card the right way up * 11 Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside of the back page * 12 Enter PIN. * 13 Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. * 14 Enter amount of cash required * 15 Check make up in rear view mirror * 16 Retrieve cash and receipt * 17 Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside * 18 Place receipt in back of checkbook * 19 Re-check make-up again * 20 Drive forward 2 feet * 21 Reverse back to cash machine * 22 Retrieve card * 23 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided * 24 Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male drivers queuing behind. * 25 Restart stalled engine and pull off * 26 Drive for 2 to 3 miles * 27 Release Parking Break
  6. Alpha Blondy;914164 wrote: my youtube days are firmly behind me, i'm afraid. i couldn't possibly put these up, the consequences could be quite severe, not least for my political aspirations. ...and lets not forget your romantic aspirations
  7. Apophis;914161 wrote: As the current nemesis of Alpha I, too, would like to see the face of the man with no name. careful what you wish for, once you cross that line, you can't unring that bell
  8. outdated? does that mean they're not fit for consumption? come-on, dust them off and bring them out for another run....maybe rack up some more hits on youtube. Unless of course you don't want the younger generation making comments about the gaps in your teeth.
  9. are they still on youtube? I'd like to review them
  10. You're right, I guess. Afterall we did have a great time ridiculing your weak efforts on youtube back in the day.
  11. Because the rest of you think you're are "civilized" and reer magal, its in poor taste to knock the brother for not knowing any better. He's still your people, dammit! What kind of example are you setting for the less socially adapted if all you can do is make fun of them?
  12. metta;914056 wrote: It will be sold in Canada next week so it will be interesting to see how much it will be priced for. http://blackberry10.bell.ca/en#INT=MOB_hmpg_BAN_BB10comingsoon_mass_013013_TM_ALL $149.95 on a 3 yr term. Exactly the same as the Note II. No term price is $649.95 + tax = $734.44. Give it a couple of months, should come down. Besides buying the first build is never a good idea. Always bugs to be worked out.
  13. http://www.slashgear.com/alicia-keys-joins-blackberry-as-global-creative-director-30267364 BlackBerry 10 is probably the best BlackBerry that Research In Motion Ltd. has ever built. And after years of criticism that RIM’s smartphones lack the razzle-dazzle of wildly popular models from Samsung Electronics Co. Ltd. and Apple Inc., the new BlackBerry 10 touchscreen phone – which The Globe and Mail got a sneak preview of on Tuesday – actually looks kind of cool. http://www.theglobeandmail.com/globe-investor/rims-blackberry-10-gets-some-rave-reviews/article7984249/
  14. Question is: What is the appropriate "black Identity"? You've mentioned the empowerment or denigration of "our collective will....what is "our collective will? do any two black people have the same image of what a socially responsible, cognitively mature black portrayal should be? or is it just a matter of emulating white behaviour? do "they" have it right? It might be easy to spot all the wrong traits but slightly more difficult to describe the 'way it should be"
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  17. LOL land of the vertically challenged. Explains the rampant "Napoleon complex"
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  21. Apophis;913420 wrote: Wise choice. Ps: Alpha isn't too different though, so you may wanna avoid him too. I tried that years ago. Daunting task.
  22. Alpha Blondy;913409 wrote: its better. the depth and coverage is better there than here. I checked it out, I must say you have some extensive self-celebration going on. I don't think I can endorse that. You seem much more level headed in this troll thread. Thanks for the invite but I stick with this one for now. p.s. Apophis' negativity on Africa, relatives and life in general might be contagious so I'm steering clear.
  23. Then why are you over here? why did you say this about your own thread? i'll have to concede defeat and regretfully admit i've lost control of the thread. signing off for the last time. goodnight and God bless. bye. Al. R.I.P Alpha's Troll and Cantarbaqash Corner LOL I don't appreciate you sending me to a dead troll thread ...plus claiming it's better?!? False advertising!