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[Nur]

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If you are a woman, by clicking on this page, it raises questions about what you say about men, that men dont listen, instead, you are a clear proof that women dont listen either

 

 

Now,

 

 

Saaxiib I want to make a survey of the wandering eye of men around public space, malls, Uni, Reer Qansax gathering etc.

 

1. How many looks-per-minute is your average?

 

2. Do you enjoy looking at women often? be honest here.

 

3. When on bird watching spree, What part of the female contour do you focus on mostly? and why?

 

4. Ok, as a result of these stray looks, when levels of hormones shoot up, usually marking that you are biologically ready for mating although morally and financially you are not, what does the girl watching do for you? does it help or is a torture?

 

5. Any guilt while at it? or after the fact?

 

6. Are you awrare that every look after the first, is increasing your derailment risks? I mean to a bottomless pit of possibilities.

 

7. Ok, she looks back at you, what next? do you smile? are you aware that the COP ( Constables On Patrol are watching) I mean , angels? all those speeding tickets have to be paid one day somehow, unless you are making a lotta istighfar, you are in deep trouble saaxib, I am sure you know better saaxib, but in case you are ambivilant, in case you are caught red handed, how do you plan to setttle these violations? whats your plan B.?

 

 

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[Faarax-Brawn]

1. How many looks-per-minute is your average?=Let me do the quick Math here bal, on average i see about 5women a day,out of that five,three are worth looking, out of that three, i dont intereact with them for more than 5minutes, so 3/5 on average makes it .6 minute per woman.

 

2. Do you enjoy looking at women often? be honest here.=Yes,And yes am being honest.

 

3. When on bird watching spree, What part of the female contour do you focus on mostly? and why?=I dont appreciete the use of the word Bird,laankise i would say her lower part of the body(&Yes i know its bad)

 

4. Ok, as a result of these stray looks, when levels of hormones shoot up, usually marking that you are biologically ready for mating although morally and financially you are not, what does the girl watching do for you? does it help or is a torture?=Umm,err aaa my hormones dont shoot just by looking at a girl; There many factors like,her diin,her ability to hold intelectually steaming conversation, her family,her education & aqlaaq among other things influence my decisions.[One of the many things include,if she drives a high breed car or an Suv,if shes pro Capitalism vs Pro-socialism ,Pro Small Govt or Big Govt]

 

5. Any guilt while at it? or after the fact?=Yes

 

6. Are you awrare that every look after the first, is increasing your derailment risks? I mean to a bottomless pit of possibilities.=Yes

 

7. Ok, she looks back at you, what next? do you smile? are you aware that the COP ( Constables On Patrol are watching) I mean , angels? all those speeding tickets have to be paid one day somehow, unless you are making a lotta istighfar, you are in deep trouble saaxib, I am sure you know better saaxib, but in case you are ambivilant, in case you are caught red handed, how do you plan to setttle these violations? whats your plan B.?

 

On most occasions, smiling is not A 'i want you-ticket', we live in a western world where smiling is part of being polite,But inshallah Allah is oft forgiving and merciful and human is to err, so am working on my imaan, inshallah.

[Kashafa]

1. Round-the-clock-per-minute. It varies by location, but it's pretty much non-stop.

 

2. Yes, but it's a irelevant Q. If male, will look. Checkin out the female form is hardwired in our psyche.

 

3. The face. The buck stops there.

 

4. Depends. lotsa factors.

 

5. Yup, mostly later on tho.

 

6. A bottomless pit, or heaven on earth. Depends on how you approach it.

 

7. I thought smiling was an act of charity. like this right here: . What's the alternative ? Scowl ? Game Face ?

 

The questions indicate that E-Nuri(as a company) is well-versed in the issue of 'Wandering-Eye'. Purely theoretical ?

[STOIC]

I will be honest....

1. This depends on the looks of the woman.On average i see about 50 girls a day.I meet these girls every day on the school bus, classroom, and student center.Out of the 50 girls, ten may catch my eyes.Every girl i spend about two minute before she can catch me mugging(unless i want to be told to take a picture that will last longer ).My math comes out to be about 20 minutes a day!

2. To be honest not lately but i used to love watching them drop hot by me.May be age is kicking!

3. I focus on the back side(if the baby got back)

4. It is a torture mostly especially if i know i have a snow ball chance of wining a date.

5. Guilty only during Ramathan

6. I know that, just can't help it sheikh

7. I pray the five daily prayers, someone told me my prayer is not perfect.I am trying my best.It is difficult when you have a bus full of hair girls brushing on your shoulder.

 

PS And here i thought the age of confession was medieval

[Nur]

Faarax Brown Kashaafa Bro. and STOIC

 

Very proud of the level of honesty, I am in hurry but inshAllah I will come up with my analyses later, till then some food for thought.

 

The reason I asked the question # 3, was because In my freshman year in college in a health class I was asked by our professor ( a young attractive lady, what do you expect from freshmen being taught such a subject by a woman who is dressed to be looked at? ) She divided the class into two rows, men and women, when the tallies were collected, majority of men in class, voted like Brown and STOIC, very few bothered the face, umh, looking back, e-Nuri Social reserachers postulated that there is a close relationsip between that specific incident and the Hadeeth that Satan rides on the back and bossoms of a woman to attract men to Haram ( unless one proposes marriage immediately, which makes the looks halaal, you get a sin refund ). And thats is why women should dress modest to help men use their heads for thinking.

 

 

Nur

[x_quizit]

^ Nur, u never cease to amaze me, ur crusade to crucify women, blaming them for everything is astonishing. Phrases like, "if only women covered up, men would be so much better", make me nauseaus. Which can only mean that men are weak creatures and us, the evil women taunt them with our bodies, and their just too dumb to say no to temptation. Thxs for clearing up the male psyche. Anything u talk about, women are the cause, and men are never at fault. I'm so glad ur leading them to the path of paradise by telling them that as long as women cover up, heaven shall be theirs.

 

Just a suggestion, wouldn't topics that deal with men taking responsibility for their own sins, ie-lowering their gazes, as some have already confessed not to be doing, how about teaching them how to lower their gaze in the face of temptation rather than indiscriminately seeing it from one view and pointing the finger at the woman for the source of their downfall.

 

"If you are a woman, by clicking on this page, it raises questions about what you say about men, that men dont listen, instead, you are a clear proof that women dont listen either"

 

We listen, we just dont like to nod dumbly but prefer to insert our own point of view since the topic has something to do with us.

 

p.s.-didn't appreciate the "bird" watching comment. Thxs for reducing us to pigeons.

[Baluug]

Blah blah blah....Complain a little more please, that just wasn't enough for me. If you're just gonna accuse us of blaming women for everything and then turn around and blame everything on us, why do you even speak? At least say something of importance...

[Katrina]

Liibaan:

Blah blah blah....Complain a little more please, that just wasn't enough for me. If you're just gonna accuse us of blaming women for everything and then turn around and blame everything on us, why do you even speak? At least say something of importance...

Since you've perfected the art of important debate how about "blah blah blah..."? Does that meet your approval, ooh important one?

[J.Lee]

1.How many looks-per-minute is your average?

 

Answer:

 

Thanks to a visual defect often times my vision is quite blurry; so my looks-per-minute depend on whether or not I’m wearing contacts however, on a good "vision" day, I’d say about 60 looks. Yep. Every second I look, I like variety.

 

2.Do you enjoy looking at women often? Be honest here.

 

Answer:

 

No. I look out of necessity rather than pleasure. I’m on a quest to find, you see, a woman with the "perfect" body.

 

3. When on bird watching spree, what part of the female contour do you focus on mostly? And why?

 

Answer:

 

I’m not into bird watching, laakiinse I like the waist, the smaller the better as far as I’m concerned. Oh and Hips, especially if they are big enough to bear a child dee. After all, a woman shall be saved through child-bearing, and because I also respect the sanctity of life. Well, I do in my own way.

 

 

4. Ok, as a result of these stray looks, when levels of hormones shoot up, usually marking that you are biologically ready for mating although morally and financially you are not, what does the girl watching do for you? Does it help or is a torture?

 

Answer:

 

For unknown reasons at least to me, my "hormones" especially when I’m looking at a girl are usually and unnaturally dormant

 

5. Any guilt while at it? Or after the fact?

 

Answer:

 

Nope. I’m now as I'm writing this accepting myself and all my flaws especially the perfect ones.

 

6. Are you aware that every look after the first is increasing your derailment risks? I mean to a bottomless pit of possibilities.

 

Answer:

 

Haa laakiinse if I fall, I shall get back up again.

 

7. Ok, she looks back at you, what next? Do you smile? Are you aware that the COP (Constables On Patrol are watching) I mean, angels? all those speeding tickets have to be paid one day somehow, unless you are making a lotta istighfar, you are in deep trouble saaxib, I am sure you know better saaxib, but in case you are ambivalent, in case you are caught red handed, how do you plan to settle these violations? What’s your plan B.?

 

Answer:

 

I don’t have a plan A much less a Plan B saaxib and most girls I look at don’t look BACK at me (mean mugger’ ma is tidhi). If they do look at my back however, it is of no fault of mine but I do urge them to redeem themselves by apologizing for profaning my Woman’s body with their ill intended -oft worshipful- gaze.

 

 

 

-If you are a woman, by clicking on this page, it raises questions about what you say about men, that men dont listen, instead, you are a clear proof that women dont listen either

 

i.e., humans need hearing aid and are always tempted by the forbidden.

[Pi]

^^ Are you by any chance a hermaphrodite?

[Nephissa]

Girls, Girls, one by one there you came in the door. Do you ever listen?

[Abyan]

Men only kumalahoo, look where you have posted marka horey.....

[J.Lee]

Bish Bash. I think the correct verb here is "read," laakiinse I have a vision defect, what is your excuse, woman?

 

Gram Dude. Unfortunately, I'm not but how I wish I was.

[Yeniceri]

"Men Only" topic in the Women's Section. How you figure? :confused:

[x_quizit]

Liiban, ur level of maturity astounds me, keep it up. Truth hurts i know, ur tears, quite unmanly for a macho man like u, ain't it?