AYOUB Posted December 7, 2006 Oki CoCP SB What denomination are you then? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mantra Posted December 7, 2006 Where shall I start. 'Twas was in the year of 19** and on a very beautiful day That my birth Mother, with spirits light and gay left the hospital and sailed gaily away Also my Father, and bankers, and clergymen also All chatting merrily together in the Saab 'Twas not packed, the Saab, verily it was not And they drove all the way to the house, they drove O' Heaven! It must really have been A most beautiful and moving scene To hear a baby like me cry so damned abhorrently And years passed and the baby grew, O' yes and the baby was baby less and less until it was a child and then a young human For truly the baby was a human And today the baby, no longer a baby, loves poetry, (Russian folk dance) troika and butterflies Just like it says on their profile. I thank you. (Note the little ingenious detail: 'human' is rhymed with 'human') [/QB] *clap* *clap* *clap* were it not for the fact that I find poetry absolutely pointless and severely intolerable I would've read it. that applause was for your nickname incase your wondering.. welcome to SOL! psst..I thought it was... fantastinen mielikuvituksellinen suurenmoinen valtavan suuri Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strawberry_Xu Posted December 8, 2006 Originally posted by The children of crappy poetry: Hey, hey. I'd rather you didn't call me crappy. Just call me CoCP That sounds slightly dirty. When you mentioned bad poetry I was expecting something that included the following words/phrases: darkness, hell, sorrow, black heart, black blood, black night, yonder window and pumpkin pie. Sadly, I failed to find any of the above in your poem. You are the worst bad poet....like ever! Also, welcome to our little SOL; make sure not to visit the Politics section (eventually if enough people ignore it, they might shut it down). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Janna Posted December 8, 2006 The children of crappy poetry take poetry lessons from Xu. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5 Posted December 8, 2006 Originally posted by AYOUB_SHEIKH: Oki CoCP SB What denomination are you then? I am, erm, Muslim? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5 Posted December 8, 2006 Originally posted by mantra: quote: Where shall I start. 'Twas was in the year of 19** and on a very beautiful day That my birth Mother, with spirits light and gay left the hospital and sailed gaily away Also my Father, and bankers, and clergymen also All chatting merrily together in the Saab 'Twas not packed, the Saab, verily it was not And they drove all the way to the house, they drove O' Heaven! It must really have been A most beautiful and moving scene To hear a baby like me cry so damned abhorrently And years passed and the baby grew, O' yes and the baby was baby less and less until it was a child and then a young human For truly the baby was a human And today the baby, no longer a baby, loves poetry, (Russian folk dance) troika and butterflies Just like it says on their profile. I thank you. (Note the little ingenious detail: 'human' is rhymed with 'human') *clap* *clap* *clap* were it not for the fact that I find poetry absolutely pointless and severely intolerable I would've read it. that applause was for your nickname incase your wondering.. welcome to SOL! psst..I thought it was... fantastinen mielikuvituksellinen suurenmoinen valtavan suuri [/QB]LOL Thanks for the applause. Like the avatar Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5 Posted December 8, 2006 Originally posted by XulaXu: quote:Originally posted by The children of crappy poetry: Hey, hey. I'd rather you didn't call me crappy. Just call me CoCP That sounds slightly dirty. When you mentioned bad poetry I was expecting something that included the following words/phrases: darkness, hell, sorrow, black heart, black blood, black night, yonder window and pumpkin pie . Sadly, I failed to find any of the above in your poem. You are the worst bad poet....like ever! Haha. Thanks . It has been my childhood dream to be the worst poet in the world, to exceed William McGonagall, steal his place in the books of history. Originally posted by XulaXu: Also, welcome to our little SOL; make sure not to visit the Politics section (eventually if enough people ignore it, they might shut it down). Thank you, I have not visited it even once. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
