Israeli Basketball Rules

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Israeli Basketball Rules

 

"Information Clearing House"

 

Rule 1: Israelis have the right to play on both sides of the court, whereas Palestinians can only play on their own side.

 

Rule 2: For security reasons Palestinians do not have the right to pass the ball between players, the ball could hit an Israeli player.

 

Rule 3: There will be no basket on the Israeli side.

 

Rule 4: Israel is allowed to shoot at any time even during time-outs.

 

Rule 5: Palestinians are not allowed to have supporters. Only Israelis should be supported.

 

Rule 6: Israel selects the press and what the press reports:

 

Rule 7: Israel encourages Palestinians to shoot into the Palestinian basket. Players who refuse will be nominated as terrorists and will not be allowed to play.

 

Rule 8: Palestinian players are allowed to leave the field, but cannot return. One exception: A Palestinian can be replaced by an Israeli!

 

Rule 9: Israel selects and instructs the referees, and tells them when to look away.

 

Rule 10: Israel selects the captain of the Palestinian team.

 

Rule 11: sraeli faults and Palestinian good plays will not be shown on TV.

 

Rule 12: Israel takes the money sponsors pay to Palestinians.

 

Rule 13: Only Israeli players get refreshments.

 

Rule 14: Palestinians are required to play, when and where designated by Israel.

 

Rule 15: Rules only apply to Palestinians, Israelis may change the rules during the game and are not required to advise the Palestinians of the changes.

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Before i finish reading, i must say this will defently be funny

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Before Rule 15 -

 

Isreali Team has unlimited contracts with top brands of the world. All are to wear Air Jordans, were as Palastinians are expected to wear sandals, made out of wood/concrete.