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I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss

 

would not allow me to take leave.

 

I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' he would

 

tell me to take a few days off.

 

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So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny

 

noises.

 

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.

 

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so

 

that the boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me

 

a few days off.

 

 

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and

 

asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'

 

I told him I was a light bulb..

 

He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.'

 

Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'

 

I jumped down and walked out of the office...

 

 

 

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her,

 

'And where do you think you're going....?

 

 

 

 

 

 

She said, 'I'm going home, too. You can't possibly expect me to work in the

 

dark!?

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