Nephissa Posted February 11, 2006 L00L! Man, I haven't played this in years.. Yo mama is so fat, when she jumped in the ocean for a swim, the ocean jumped out and said: "exCUSE me" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sonomadic_Somali Posted February 11, 2006 This was on the Dave Chapelle show... You're momma is soo short, you can see her feet on her drivers license. You're momma is soo dumb, she sits on the T.V. and watches the couch. You're momma is soo old, she sat behind Jesus in the third grade. pce + prsprty Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Urban Posted February 11, 2006 from the movie 'white chicks'...great watch. -Your mother's so stupidh she exercises when she could just get like, liposuction or something! -Your mother's so old that her breast milk is powdered. -Your mother's @$$ is so hairy, it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, "Only in America!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baluug Posted February 11, 2006 Your momma's so fat that if she wore a Malcolm X jacket, helicopters would land on her!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shafici Posted February 15, 2006 since when is mama came to a joke that shows us your ********* aight and damn!!!!!!!!!!that ainr funny Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
