Warrior of Light Posted February 5, 2005 Why was the broom late? It over-swept! (Hannah, 8) Why did Johnny take a ruler to bed? So he could see how long he slept. (Adelina, 8) What does a frog do when its car breaks down? It gets toad! (Shea, 10) What is a fund for needy musicians? A band aid. (Joseph Rosenbloom) Why did the angry lady put a firecracker under the pancakes? She wanted to blow her stack ((Betty Debnam: Mighty Funnies) What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It whined! (Madeleine,9) Why was the queen's room flooded? Because she's rained for many years! (Justin, 9) Why didn't the skunk call his parents? Because his phone was out of odor! (Jonathan, 11) Why did the Amish wife apply for a divorce? Her husband was driving her buggy. Why didn't the explorer go on the Arctic exposition? Because he had cold feet. (Jumble: Arnold & Argirlon) Why did the witch buy a computer? She needed a spell checker (Maria, 10) What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's my popcorn Where did King Arthur go for entertainment? To a knight club How do geologists like their drinks? On the rocks (Troy) What do frogs like to drink? Croak-a-Cola (Joy, 10) What do you get when you bless an avacado? Holy guacamole. What language does a billboard speak? Sign language! (Jerry, 13 Why is a crossword puzzle like a quarrel? Because one word leads to another Why do some sausages have meat at one end and corn meal at the other? Because it's hard to make both ends meat. What sort of attire is most appropriate for dog scientists and researchers to wear? Lab coats (Gary Hallock) Why did the boy smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam! (Sarah, 11) What do you call a whale band? An orca-stra! (Luke, 10) How do you make a banana split? Cut it in half (Alejaandro, 9) What kind of bugs live in clocks? Ticks! (Vanessa, 13) What is the best time of the year to use a trampoline? Spring Time (Danelle) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runawayvirgin Posted February 6, 2005 Over Swept:) Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A. He wanted cold hard cash! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A. Frostbite. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. How do crazy people go through the forest? A. They take the psycho path. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What do prisoners use to call each other? A. Cell phones. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What do you get from a pampered cow? A. Spoiled milk. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Pole -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. In snow banks. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea? A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What dog keeps the best time? A. A watch dog. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Why did the tomato turn red? A. It saw the salad dressing! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. How do you make a tissue dance? A. Put a little boogey in it! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Where do bees go to the bathroom? A. At the BP station! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What did the water say to the boat? A. Nothing, it just waved. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? A. Dam! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Why don't skeletons fight each other? A. They don't have the guts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baluug Posted February 16, 2005 Q:What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? A:You're too young to smoke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
