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I not come to work TODAY!

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Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, Boss I not come work today, really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."


The Boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me se-x. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."


Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work at noon. By way, you got nice house." :D

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