underdog Posted February 11, 2004 One day there was a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican vacationing in the Middle East. But later, they were caught and arrested for smoking bong. So each person was sentenced to fifty lashes each. But the punisher, being the nice person he is, dicides to give them each one wish each. So the Mexican wished for one pillow to be strapped behind his back. But after 15 lashes his pillow broke and he had to have the rest of the thirty five lashes without a pillow. So the American asks for TWO pillows to be strapped to his back. But after thirty lashes, his pillow also broke causing him to have the remaining twenty with out any pillows. Then, when it was the Canadians turn, the punisher told him how much he loved his country because of their seldom involment in war. So he rewarded the Canadian two wishes instead of one. So for the first wish, the Canadian said "Give me one hundred lashes!". "How brave of you" said the amazed punisher. And for his second wish, the Canadian said, "Strap the American to my back!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Delilah Posted February 14, 2004 lol, man u must love the americans to be giving them all those beatings; true sign of love!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
