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Adam $ Eve.

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One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after

eating the apple, and wondered about men and women. So looking

up to the heavens he says, "Excuse me GOD, can I ask you a few

questions?"

 

GOD replied, "Go on Adam but be quick I have a world to

create."

 

So Adam says," When you created Eve, why did You make her body

so curvy and tender unlike mine?"

 

"I did that, Adam, so that you could love her."

 

"Oh, well then, why did You give her long, shiny, beautiful

hair, and not me?"

 

"I did that Adam so that you could love her."

 

"Oh, well then, why did You make her so stupid? Certainly not so

that I could love her?"

 

"Well Adam, no. I did that so that she could love you"

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