A Somali hero is born in Nairobi Westgate Mall.

[Alpha Blondy]

^^ abti,

 

offer the guy some mixed fruits ugali, as is the custom.

[QansaxMeygaag]

Alpha Blondy;979907 wrote:

conversation with Abdul Haji and Alpha B.

 

Alpha:

Habari Abdul Haji Utapenda kunywa nini?

 

Abdul Haji:

really wa nilikula. no really wa nimekula. as you can see i'm ninakula. and as i said i'll nitakula BIG TIME, my father is nitakula, too. he's a minister.

 

Alpha:

huu hapa wali, samaki, mbatata, na saladi. Nitakuletea keki baadaye?

 

Abdul Haji:

like i said abtinika wa nilikula. ileen i'm a hero eh.

 

Alpha:

astante the nation's hero, Mr.Tembo. Unakwenda wapi?

 

Abdul Haji:

Westgate Mall.

 

Alpha:

ok. good luck.

 

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool. LMAO

 

Crazy AB trying his hand at Sawaaxili

[Alpha Blondy]

QansaxMeygaag;979918 wrote:

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool. LMAO

 

Crazy AB trying his hand at Sawaaxili

do you even understand this, abti?

[nuune]

^^ It is his third language, after of course English & Somali, respect to Qansax, wuu ka wada waaya aragsanyahey all the Solers put together, now that came from out of nowhere.

 

Haatu, Abti waa caadi, rageedi baad tahey dee lowkuusyahow

[Mad_Mullah]

Reeyo;979892 wrote:

Wow. That is a stunning photo.

 

Where?

Shingaani, Mogadishu.

[wyre]

Alpha Blondy;979903 wrote:

^ ''do i look like an elephant?'' caajib. y'all sure this guy didn't graduate from Nairobi's school of dramatic arts.

 

^ here he's saving a little white girl. the last time a 'Somali' Kenyan held a little white girl's hand, he was locked up for the illegitmate touching of a minor.

 

^ his posture is terrible. he'd easily fall if you pushed him. he has no chance against AS evil jihadists :cool:

 

 

[Carafaat]

Alpha Blondy;979907 wrote:

conversation with Abdul Haji and Alpha B.

 

Alpha:

Habari Abdul Haji Utapenda kunywa nini?

 

Abdul Haji:

really wa nilikula. no really wa nimekula. as you can see i'm ninakula. and as i said i'll nitakula BIG TIME, my father is nitakula, too. he's a minister.

 

Alpha:

huu hapa wali, samaki, mbatata, na saladi. Nitakuletea keki baadaye?

 

Abdul Haji:

like i said abtinika wa nilikula. ileen i'm a hero eh.

 

Alpha:

astante the nation's hero, Mr.Tembo. Unakwenda wapi?

 

Abdul Haji:

Westgate Mall.

 

Alpha:

ok. good luck.

Loooooooll

[QansaxMeygaag]

Alpha Blondy;979925 wrote:

do you even understand this, abti?

Yes, waan fahmay sarbeebtada oo aad ku qarin haysa sawaaxilka; caadi ma tihid ninyahow, pure marxist....father ate, son eating now...is the general thrust of your dialogue...

 

Also amazed at your politico-cultural references to what's a la mode in Kenya, like Michela Wrong's book "Its our turn to eat".

 

You are good AB; very good.

 

Laakin point of correction; don't lump the sins of the father on the son; he is nin geesi ah whichever way you look at it and besides you don't know him so don't judge and don't demean his geesinimo or begrudge him what he achieved...

[QansaxMeygaag]

nuune;979933 wrote:

^^ It is his third language, after of course English & Somali, respect to

Qansax

, wuu ka wada waaya aragsanyahey all the Solers put together, now that came from out of nowhere.

 

Aaaaaw; how kind of you Nuune! Am touched and blushing walaahi :cool:

[Khayr]

Apophis;979904 wrote:

The one man clown show is back on SOL; I guess we can expect performances 7 days week?

and he does all this on a voluntary basis....very unselfish of him....