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Hello to all nomads this is the funniest joke that you will ever read. Hope you will enjoy it.

Peace out!

 

 

Daddy and Mommy are fighting in the living room, right before their little

son.

 

Daddy: Oh !! You *****!!

Mommy: What?? You ******* !

Son: Daddy, Mommy, what's ***** and ******* ??

 

At this moment, Daddy blushes. He quickly thinks up something.

 

Daddy: It means Ladies and Gentlemen, son.

Son: Oh I see!!

 

2(superscript: nd) SCENE

 

The little son was watching a TV show about premarital sex and there they

mentioned the words 'breasts' and 'penises'. Mommy was reading the papers.

 

Son: Mommy, what's breasts and penises?

 

At this moment, Mommy turned blue, and quickly thought of something to say.

 

Mommy: "It means coats and hats, son"

Son" Oh I see!!

 

3(superscript: rd) SCENE

 

Daddy was shaving his beard and the son passed by the toilet, suddenly,

Daddy cut himself and screamed....

 

Daddy: Oh shit!!

Son: Daddy, what's shit?

 

At this moment, Daddy's eyes bulged, and quickly thought of something to

say:

 

Daddy: "It means shaving cream, son".

Son: Oh I see!!

 

4(superscript: th) SCENE

 

Christmas is approaching, and Mommy was stuffing the turkey into the stove.

The turkey just wouldn't fit into the stove, so she said...

 

Mommy: Oh **** !

Son: Mommy, what's **** ?

 

At this moment, Mommy froze. She quickly thought of something to say.

 

Mommy: "It means stuffing, son.

Son: Oh I see!!

 

5(superscript: th) SCENE

 

It's Christmas eve! Little son exuberantly opened the door to let all his

uncles, aunties, cousins and friends come into the house.

 

Proudly he said...

 

"Welcome in, *******s and *****es! Please put all your breasts and penises

at that corner of the house! My parents are busy at the moment.

You see, Daddy is putting shit on his face upstairs and Mommy is *******

the turkey in the kitchen, but don't worry, they'll be out here in a

minute!

 

 

Everyone fainted!!!!!!!!

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There are so many different versions of this joke, and i heard it a million times,nevertheless its still humorous.

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