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Return her phone calls after a delay -- if at all -- to show her

who's in charge. When you do call her, don't feel obligated to stop

talking with whomever is in the room with you. Provide her the

luxury of listening to your half of an ongoing conversation.


Call her answering machine and leave a message for an old girlfriend

by mistake.


Get angry if her line is ever busy and you can't get through when you

call. Then get even angrier when she finally gets call waiting and

puts you on hold.


When you're over her house and her phone rings, ask accusingly, "I

wonder who THAT could be?"


During those first few moments of intimacy, when she asks if you have

protection and you don't, lie. She won't mind once things get going.


Stake your claim: leave a "love bite" high up on her neck or some

other noticeable place.


Answer her phone at 6am when her mother calls.


Tell the waiter you're both ready to order when she's obviously not.

Order for her at dinner without asking her what she'd like to eat.


Share a story about something great you did together, then, seeing

her puzzled expression, say, "Oh I guess that wasn't you after all."


Talk to the cat instead of her. Say "The cat likes ME better."


Be sure to greet her when she gets home from work with the three

words no woman can hear often enough: "What's for dinner?"


Ask her to make you canjeero like your mom used to make, then

grimace after tasting it.


Leave the toilet seat up, especially during the night-- she's more

likely to fall in that way.


Forget which day her birthday is, then send a belated greeting with a

sorrowful-eyed kitten on it.


Use the vacation money you've both been saving to buy a laserdisc



Talk baby talk to her when she's in a bad mood.


"Accidentally" read her diary, then confront her about its contents.


Act like nothing is wrong after a big fight. Say, "Wanna go to a



When she's sticking to her diet and you're out on the town together,

be sure to order her favorite dessert for yourself. Recommend your

ex-girlfriend's exercise class to her. Buy her a "Buns of Steel"

workout tape. Then buy her the Cindy Crawford workout tape for your

own viewing pleasure.


As you fondle her breasts during an intimate moment, murmur in her

ear: "Ah, the smaller the grapes, the sweeter the wine."


Tell her you're not impressed by gorgeous, slender glamour girls,

you'd rather come home to HER.


Give her other backhanded compliments, such as "Black is so slimming"

or "Your skin has really cleared up."


Leave your underwear all over the floor and complain "This place is a



Sleep with your arms around her like an octopus, so when she wakes

up, her whole body has gone to sleep.


Push her head down to indicate you'd like a blowjob. (This is my pet

peeve. -TK)


Call out another woman's name at the moment of climax. Or call out a

man's name at the moment of climax.


If it was all over in 30 seconds or less, dare to ask, "Was it good

for you?"


Say, "Honey, I introducted you to my parents as my FRIEND because I

think of you as a friend. A really good friend. You're a girl and

you're my friend. They know you're a girl, so I just say 'friend.'"

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Um Um Um Um.....Balaayo! I'm stuck. :confused: ..this is the list for the things you do for a woman you care about??? :mad: ? Dang I guess I'm never going to be "Hip" with Generation "Y" :( Anyway Word Yo it had me laughing :D

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