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Differences Between Men and Women

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Women have more imagination than men. They need it to tell men how wonderful they are.

 

Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say. Everything they do.

 

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful women is one who can find such a man.

 

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

 

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

 

A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants. A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item that she doesn't want.

 

When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinions, she's a b--ch.

 

Women are the only exploited group in history who have been idealized into powerlessness.

 

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex is smarter.

 

Most men's primary fantasy is still, unfortunately, access to a number of beautiful women. For a man, commitment means giving up this fantasy. Most women's primary fantasy is a relationship with one man who either provides economic security or is on his way to doing so (he has "potential"). For a woman, commitment to this type of man means achieving this fantasy. So commitment often means that a woman achieves her primary fantasy, while a man gives his up.

 

It's not true that men prefer foolish women. Rather they prefer women who can simulate foolishness whenever necessary, which is the very core of intelligence.

 

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