Abdinuur Posted April 4, 2002 An employee who had a terrible history for taking time off phoned in again one Monday morning: "I'm sorry, but I'll not be able to come in today as I'm too sick." On hearing this his exasperated boss could barely conceal his anger and retorted in a rage: "Well, just how sick are you?" "Well" the employee sighed, "I'm in bed with my sister!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SCORPION_SISTA Posted April 4, 2002 YO ABDINUR THAT WAS REALLY FREAKISH JOKE MAN, BUT FUNNY ALSO. HE IS DEFINETELY A SICK GUY. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raula Posted April 4, 2002 Lailaha...walaahi..dat son of a gun..is really sick...bismilahi.raxmani raxiim... but Abdinuur...u r 1 inventive guy..in this joke... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abdinuur Posted April 4, 2002 Few mo' jokez to get ya laugh on... #1 Toward the end of our senior year in high school, we were required to take a CPR course. The classes used the well known mannequin victim, Resusci-Annie, to practice. Typical of most models, this Resusci-Annie was only a torso, to allow for storage in a carrying case. The class went off in groups to practice. As instructed, one of my classmates gently shook the doll and asked "Are you all right?" He then put his ear over the mannequin's mouth to listen for breathing. Suddenly he turned to the instructor and exclaimed, "She said she can't feel her legs!" #2 New Principal As a new school principal, Mr. Mitchell was checking over his school on the first day. Passing the stockroom, he was startled to see the door wide open and teachers bustling in and out, carrying off books and supplies in preparation for the arrival of students the next day. The school where he had been a Principal the previous year had used a check-out system only slightly less elaborate than that at Fort Knox. Cautiously, he asked the school's long time Custodian, "Do you think it's wise to keep the stock room unlocked and to let the teachers take things without requisitions?" The Custodian looked at him gravely... "We trust them with the children, don't we?" #3 "What's your father's occupation?" asked the teacher on the first day of the new academic year. "He's a magician, Ma'am," said the new boy. "How interesting. What's his favorite trick?" "He saws people in half." "Gosh! Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?" "One half brother and two half sisters." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SCORPION_SISTA Posted April 4, 2002 YO ABDINUR IF U KEEP MAKING ME LAUGH LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME I WILL SURELY BUST ALL MY RIBS AND WHERE WOULD THAT PUT ME. ANYWAYS BRO THOSE WERE SOME MAD JOKES U KEEP BRING. I WAS IN OHIO THIS PAST WEEKEND AND I WAS GOING TO GIVE U A BUZZ BUT U NEVER RESPONDED BACK TO MY MESSAGE, WANTED TO SEE THE GUY THAT'S MAKING ME LAUGH ALL THE TIME. LOL LOL PEACE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fedora_Fever Posted April 4, 2002 AbdiNuur LooooooooooooL..The dude is certainly Sick. weirDoz Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hibo Posted April 5, 2002 LOl abdinur..he is sick as hell..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
