Sex..Lies..And a Graby Ladle(Joke)

[Fedora_Fever]

Sex, Lies, And A

GRAVY LADLE

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John invited his mother over for dinner.

During the meal, his mother could'nt help

noticing how beautiful John's roommate

Julie was. She had long been suspicious of a

relationship between John and his roommate,

and this only made her more curious.

 

 

 

Over the course of the evening, while watching

the two interact, she started to wonder if there

was more between John and the roommate than

meets the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts,

John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking,

but I asure you, Julie and I are just roommates."

 

 

About a week later, Julie came to John and said,

Ever since your mother came to dinner, I cant find

the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You dont suppose

your mom took it, do you? John said, "Well, I

doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."

 

 

So he sat down and wrote,

 

He Wrote:

 

"Dear Mother, I'm not saying you did take the

gravy ladle from my house and

I'm not saying you did not take the gravy

ladle but the fact remains that one

has been missing ever since you were

here for dinner. Love, John."

 

 

Several days later, John received a letter from his mother.

 

Which Read:

 

"Dear Son, I'm not saying that you "do"

sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that

you "do not" sleep with Julie but the

fact remains that if she were sleeping

in her own bed, she would have found

the gravy ladle by now,Love Mom."

 

 

 

Have A Super Day!

 

 

[Hibo]

haaahaaaa I like it.

 

But What are you doing on the Poetry section?

 

loooool. Make sure you post the upcoming jokes on the JOKES section fella.

 

 

Keep'em coming

[Hibo]

lol, that was funny

 

I think Moral of the story is "Don't ever lie to your mom".

[Abdinuur]

lol...stay away from 'em lies...

[Baydan]

smart mom.