wyre Posted January 7, 2013 The maid asked for a raise, and the wife was upset. She asked, "Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?" Helen : "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you." Wife: "Who said that?" Helen: "Your husband." Wife: "Oh." Helen: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you." Wife: "Who said that?" Helen: "Your husband." Wife: "Oh." Helen: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you." Wife: "Did my husband say that as well?" Helen: "No, the gardener did." Wife: "So, how much do you want?" :D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
uchi Posted January 7, 2013 In this story, are you the gardener? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Haatu Posted January 7, 2013 Now we know what wyre works as Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wyre Posted January 8, 2013 Does this cost a beer in somalia Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rudy-Diiriye Posted January 8, 2013 maids r good!! i give them thumbs up.... i love my maid!! looool. she understands everything!! wives r uuf big time!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted January 8, 2013 wyre;906269 wrote: Does this cost a beer in somalia No it doesn't ,,,, but It costs a lot in Somaliland Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
