Abdinuur Posted March 11, 2002 A girl goes into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland. When the man tells her it will be $300 she exclaims, "I don't have any money. But I would do anything to get a message to my mother in Poland." To that the man asks, "Anything?" And the blonde says "Yes...anything!" With that, the man says, "Follow me." He walks into the next room and tells her, "Come in and close the door." She does! He then says, "Get on your knees." She does. He then says, "Take down my zipper." She does. He then says, "Go ahead... Take it out." With that, she takes it out and takes hold of it with both hands. The man then says, "Well. Go ahead!" She brings her mouth closer to it, and while holding it close to her lips she says, "Hello? Mom?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MellowBird Posted January 2, 2010 well? did she talk to her mom? did she? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Haatu Posted January 2, 2010 "hooyooy macaan, mayonaise-kii aan wiilka kuugu soo dhiibay ma heshay?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MellowBird Posted January 4, 2010 ^^ your creativity should be made a crime, haatu. god the imagery...the imagery! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Haatu Posted February 13, 2010 ^^ but you've got to love it though still laughing at this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
