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Cabdi handsome Clans and Thieves are killing Somalia

 

 

Saceed Sigaar and fifty others like this

 

 

Mustafa Maskax Yes, but what can we do about it other than moan?

 

 

Cabdi handsome We must fight back.

 

 

Fatima Versace I cry for Somalia

 

 

Mustafa Maskax Crying is not enough

 

 

Nora Ibrahin Saceed cabdullahi yaa fam dem wastemans are killing my country

 

 

Cabdi handsome I hate Al Shabab too

 

 

Mustafa Maskax Everybody hates Al Shabab

 

 

Fatima Versace They will not allow me to wear my sexy leggings. Lol!

 

 

Nora Ibrahin Saceed cabdullahi lol@Fatima..you get me, fam.

 

 

Foad Four Glasses We have to create a youth movement that helps Somalia rise from the ashes

 

 

Mustafa Maskax Yeah, like the Arab revolutions.

 

 

Fatima Versace Do they have somewhere like Tahrir Square in Somalia?

 

 

Nora Ibrahin Saced cabdullahi They have that place with the airplane, fam.

 

 

Mustafa Maskax No. That’s a secessionist airplane

 

 

Foad Four Glasses Trust me, people. We have to create a Somali Nationalist Movement.

 

 

Cabdi handsome True. A Somali nationalist movement is the only way forward.

 

 

Fatima Versace But what can a movement do?

 

 

Nora Ibrahin Saceed cabdullahi We can do like the London riots, fam. Do you have a blackberry?

 

 

Cabdi handsome It has to be more than burning shops and rioting in the streets though..

 

 

Foad Four Glasses In order for the movement to succeed we will have to eliminate clans and corrupt politicians

 

 

Cabdi handsome How can we do that? The whole of Somalia is clans and corruption

 

 

Nora Ibrahin Saceed cabdullahi not me, blud. Lol!

 

Fatima Versace Not all Somalis are corrupt or clannish. Only the leaders are.

 

Foad Four Glasses How about we assassinate all the corrupt and clannish leaders then?

 

Cabdi handsome Yeah! If we kill them all the clans will be in disarray and we can convince them of our nationalist ideas.

 

 

Fatima Versace Isn’t that what Al Shabab do?

 

 

Foad Four Glasses Al Shabab kill EVERYBODY. We only want to assassinate the guilty leaders.

 

 

Cabdi handsome Targeted assassinations is what we’re about

 

 

Nora Ibrahin Saceed cabdullahi Yeah blud. Kill’em, kill’em all.

 

 

Fatima Versace But who will do the killing? You Cabdi?

 

 

Cabdi handsome Yes, why not? I’d do anything for Somalia.

 

 

Foad Four Glasses Steady now, comrade Cabdi. You can’t kill all those leaders all on your own. We first need to build our movement and attract more followers.

 

 

Fatima Versace True. Plus most those leaders are in Somalia and we are not.

 

 

Foad Four Glasses I really don’t think we need to do any of the killing ourselves anyway. We can hire hitmen to do the jobs for us.

 

 

Cabdi handsome How much do you reckon a thing like that would cost?

 

 

Nora Ibrahin Saceed cabdullahi In my area, there is a guy who would kill people for you for as little as fifty pounds, fam. Want me to contact him? Lol!

 

 

Fatima Versace No, we need a hitman that lives in Somalia, not West London.

 

 

Nora Ibrahin Saceed cabdullahi lol..my bad, fam.

 

 

Mustafa Maskax What did you say you will call your movement?

 

 

Cabdi handsome The Somali National Movement

 

 

Mustafa Maskax That’s a great name for a nationalist movement. You realise that it has already been taken, don’t you?

 

 

Fatima Versace Everything gets taken these days. I swear to god, I saw this dress in the NEXT website and I was going to order it only to see my friend wearing it the next day.

 

 

Nora Ibrahin Saceed Cabdullahi Why didn’t you shank her, fam? Lol

 

 

Cabdi handsome Mustafa, what do you mean the name is taking?

 

 

Foad Four Glasses Ignore him, mate. He’s always negative.

 

 

Mustafa Maskax If you shorten the name Somali National Movement, what do you get?

 

 

Nora Ibrahin Saceed cabdullahi S.N.M

 

 

Fatima Versace hahaha

 

 

Cabdi handsome iffing hell!

 

 

Foad Four Glasses It doesn’t matter. We are more nationalist.

 

 

Mustafa Maskax Better go riot by that secessionist airplane then

 

 

Cabdi handsome Actually, that’s not a bad idea. We are nationalists and that airplane is the best place for us to riot.

 

 

Mustafa Maskax I didn’t think of it that way.

 

 

Fatima Versace What will be rioting about?

 

 

Foad Four Glasses Secession, I think.

 

 

Nora Ibrahin Saceed cabdullahi What is secession, fam?

 

 

Cabdi handsome Breaking away from Somalia, Nora.

 

 

Nora Ibrahin Saceed cabdullahi Who is? I thought we were nationalists.

 

 

Mustafa Maskax Anyone watch X Factor last night? They really need Simon back.

 

 

Fatima Versace yeah.

 

 

Cabdi handsome I prefer Strictly Come Dancing

 

 

Nora Ibrahin Saceed cabdullahi Eeew fam dat’s for old fogies.

 

 

Mustafa Maskax SNM, huh? Lol

 

 

Cabdi handsome Yeah. Silly idea! Lol

 

 

Fatima Versace lol

 

 

Nora Ibrahin Saceed cabdullahi What are we all laughing about, fam? lol

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