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Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say

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1-She was wearing the same outfit as mine, but who cares? And, it looked better on her!

 

2-Let's skip that sale, I really don't need anything anyway.

 

3-What do you mean today's our anniversary?

 

4-Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.

 

5-Ohhhhhh, this diamond is wayyyyyyyyy tooooooo big!

 

6-Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being "Just friends".

 

7-Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?

 

8-Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.

 

9-I don't care if it's on sale, $300 is way to much for a designer dress.

 

10-Hey, pull my finger!

 

 

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hahahahaha... good one...anywayz, here are some more... i got this from some web site i had to share it with y'all...

 

 

1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately.

I don't blame you for ignoring me.

 

2. The new girl in my office is a stripper.

I invited her over for dinner on Friday.

 

3. While you were in the bathroom,

they went for it on fourth down and missed.

If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.

 

4. Bar food again?? Kick ass!!

 

5. I liked that wedding even more than ours.

Your ex-girlfriend has class.

 

6. I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends. Tell me more.

 

7. Let's just leave the toilet seat up all the time;

then you won't have to mess with it anymore.

 

8. It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.

 

9. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle,

I don't think I'll ever change it again.

 

10..I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and scotch.

You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya big silly!

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