Whale Hunting

[Decadent Ambition]

Salams folks,

 

With the current economic turmoil how would you go about chasing a target big wheel dealer investor? I have already scouted my prospective investor and tried lots of ways and means to get hold of him to no avail. In all fairness knowing how busy he is and the scumbag envious leeches that surround him, I am even lucky if I do get a five minutes hearing with him.

 

Any innovative ways, means to get hold of him/her. Perhaps some of you have a model for successfully landing one?

 

I have so far tried cross-functional ways and teams of experts, from informant college students, exclusive lounge waitress to even a beautiful escort.

 

How far would you go or how creative should you be in pursuing this target. Is stalking an option? How about doing blue collar job, volunteering at the elite hangouts (golf clubs, tennis courts et al) hoping to get that 5 minutes you need with him. I don’t personally mind going lateral for now and even sweeping the floor if it will buy me that five minutes hearing I need with my target.

 

In my case and with the benefit of hindsight, it is clear(atleast to me) that the market was a much riskier place few months ago and this particular investor I am targeting was throwing money at stocks with losses or barely any gains. I do have a strategy and a potential alpha plan for him which will also make me a rich man Insha Allah.

 

All in all my fellow sol folks, lets hear your ideas and smart money tactics on how to go about it. Appreciated.

[Muriidi]

..oh not the financial times! that's the devil...good people read the economist and like greenpeace try to save the whales not hunt dem.