Another you know your Somali when...?

[Hales]

YOU KNOW YOUR SOMALI WHEN YOU PUT KETCHUP on every food you eat or Banana.

 

you know your somali when u have hundreds of different uses for Vaseline

 

you know your somali when u have dozens of religious books at home (usually stacked up on a line) but never use it

 

you know ur somali when ur hair line starts at your ears

 

You know you're somali when... you have a printer, but it doesn't WORk.

 

You know you're Somali when you see another Somali person, you stare at time for a really long time without saying anything.

 

This especially goes for the new gen skinny faraxs

You know ur a Somali man when ur wife beats u.

 

btw the 5th is a scanner in my case and the staring one only applies in the city centres, the hairline and the last one also dont apply.

 

 

p.s. I did not make these up.

[Ibtisam]

^^I hope not, the slag is killing my eyes, and those are so NOT Somali!!

 

Wife beats you and vaseline! :rolleyes:

[Khayr]

you know ur somali when ur hair line starts at ur ears

why u - how dare u - why u ? :mad: :mad: :mad:

 

It doesn't start that far back. Plus, it is a sign of being too manly (having too much testastorne!)

[Hales]

Bithaar maa ah the result of testerone :eek: , dont hide it.

Be proud of your bithaar.

 

Vaseline is a classic one, more universal than Somali though.