For my sisters! 15 Reasons why it's GREAT to be a woman! :)

[Moth_To_A_Flame]

It is good to be a woman:

 

1. We got off the Titanic first.

 

2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

 

3. Taxis stop for us.

 

4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

 

5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.

 

6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

 

7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

 

8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.

 

9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

 

10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

 

11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

 

12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an ***** .

 

13. We will never regret piercing our ears.

 

14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

 

15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

 

Send this to all the bright women you know and make their day!!!!!

[Final_Say]

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool sis u made my day,

 

bless u

dat is sooooooooooooooooo funny

and so true so of them.

 

 

 

 

loooooooool

 

salamz

[FatB]

We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

i bet you do

 

7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

i like the all natural look loooooooool

 

 

We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

neither are you when we make our coments

[lol]

^^ STILL!!! U r roaming around in the female section...didn't I warn u??? :mad:

 

Ooops Just kidding

 

MOth: This is my favorite

 

9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

I always wondered why they do that... I guess they just need reassurance :rolleyes: