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IL CAPO

You know when you're addicted to the internet

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when..

 

1. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL." or KKKK (lots of nomads have this habit)

 

2. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.

 

3. You meet the mailman at the curb and swear he said YOU'VE GOT MAIL.

 

4. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.

 

5. You fall asleep, but instead of dreams you get IMs.

 

6. You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have AOL in your car.

 

7. Your cat has its own homepage.

 

8. You beg your friends to get an AOL account so you can all "hang out."

 

9. You have your screen name as your license plate.

 

10. You actually invite large groups of people to your house and have internet parties.

 

11. You sit on AOL/MSN for 6 hours waiting for that certain special person to sign on.

 

12. You get up in the morning and check your email before going to the bathroom.

 

13. The only Family you send Christmas and Birthday Cards to are the ones who have an email address.

 

14. You’re on the phone and say "BRB".

 

15. Instead of forplay, you ask your spouse if she/he wants to skip the small talk and cyber.

 

16. You have internet in your bathroom.

 

18. You get depressed when you check your email and dont have any.

 

17. You name your pet DotCom.

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